Mar-A-Lago raided by the Feds - I may have committed some light treason

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  1. brolift

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    Ever since I realized corn was real I loved it
     
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  3. ashy larry

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    nothing will be funnier than when trump got Covid
     
  4. BudKilmer

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    the limo ride and trying not to die on the balcony we’re just electric content.

    gasping for every breath :roll:
     
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  6. VaxRule

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    I don’t know if it will be objectively funnier, but pretty much anything that happens anywhere around me after I learn Trump is dead is going to result in so much laughing.
     
  7. Vito Corleone

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    The limo ride into the crowd during a pandemic will be one of the "did that actually happen?' historical questions that future generations won't believe
     
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  9. ashy larry

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    comedy peaked at “Am I going out like Stan Chera? Am I?”

    a funnier sentence has never been uttered
     
  10. herb.burdette

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    Have they caught this guy yet or do they still have him pinned down in a cornfield outside Waynesville Ohio?

    How high is the corn?

    Please don’t merge this with the questions I want answered thread.
     
  11. Mister Me Too

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    I don’t know if it’s funnier, but Trump talking about needing to flush the toilet 11 times is hilarious.

    Another great Trump moment was when one of his EO was struck down by the courts and he tweeted “See you in court”
     
  12. Bruce Wayne

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    Nor would there have been a funnier image had he actually gone through with tearing his shirt open to reveal a Superman shirt underneath
     
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  13. skiedfrillet

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    someone needs to tell this asshole to speak up
     
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  15. GrizzliesDrew

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  16. herb.burdette

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    We have had a lot of rain since July.

    It seems like, if this corn is five feet or higher, this domestic terrorist mainstream Republican could hide out in a cornfield for a while.

    I wonder if he has a plan to belly crawl to safety as helicopters have trouble spotting him?

    Make a break to the next cornfield across the road, then freedom.
     
  17. elfrid

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    where were you when merrick garland called a press conference announcing to execute order 66?
     
  18. Lawnole23

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    I can't wait to see the day someone calls a press conference and it starts on time.
     
  19. ned's head

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    Maybe garland is living that central time life
     
  20. joe-

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    cnn confirms the press conference is about the trump stuff
     
  21. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    It's absolutely fucking pathetic
     
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    Not feeling the beard on this bald guy on cnn
     
  23. repoocs

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    So, merge it with the B1G football thread?
     
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  24. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    get your ass out there merrick
     
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  26. BrentTray

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  27. ned's head

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    WHERE'S HUNTER MERRICK
     
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  28. Lawnole23

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    I have a 3pm call. Start the press conference, coward.
     
  29. steamengine

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    Everyone learning this week they don’t like Kirk Herbstreit and Dane Cook has college me feeling
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  30. BrentTray

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    More like Merrick Garlate got em
     
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  31. afb

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    Merrick: "ladies and gentlemen, we got him"
     
  32. BrentTray

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  34. Tarpon Nole

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    Seems to be some thought that the retrieval might be the end of this. They got what they wanted back and that could be all that happens
     
  35. racer

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  36. racer

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    Go time

    edit false alarm
     
  37. hood b. goode

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    Clemson white house dinner was the funniest moment for me
     
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  39. racer

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    Guest count going up. Join us, friends.
     
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  40. BrentTray

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  42. BrentTray

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  43. bro

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  44. Fudd

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    Unseal the kraken
     
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  46. One Man Wolfpack

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    Nailed it.
     
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  47. El Tiburon

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    They’re only unsealing the part related to whether there really are low flow toilets at Mar-a-Lago that make turd flushing a challenge.
     
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    Take off your clothes, Search Warrant!!!!
     
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