They’re definitely not our best and brightest. They’re useful as mindless chud voters but ask them to think for themselves and they’re using nail guns against bulletproof glass and hiding in the back of moving vans in packs of 20.
He did this to defend his idol and at the behest of supporters only to be labeled as their enemy in disguise. Someone needs to put a false flag on his headstone.
Trying to figure out the thought path and I have concluded that he was inspired by those glass breaking tools you use for a car.
Old Ricky was very excited about the Reds game tonight and decided to become a cornfield ghost himself.
So, how fast can we get through the treason proceedings and on to carrying out the sentence on the 18th green?
He should have went up to the glass and asked all the people behind it to come in real close cause he had a secret.
I’m telling myself it was just regular glass but his ryobi one+ 18v brad nailer couldn’t penetrate it
first thing I told my wife was he probably tried to keep his nuclear codes so he could feel important
Just imagine trump asking for nuclear documents and how fucking stupid he sounded trying to justify the ask. I wanna learn about nuclear! Send me the schematics and locations of our nukes!