Mar-A-Lago raided by the Feds - I may have committed some light treason

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  1. EMAW FC

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    Can this dude just die already?

    Burying him at Mar-a-Lago and charging visitors $50 to see the grave.
     
  2. chuckmasterflex

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    I'm just a simple boy from east Tennessee. But some federal judges apparently need killing and others need protection from getting hollered at by 37 year old white women outside a steakhouse in Washington DC.
     
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  4. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Gotta think a big part of the reason these GOP sycophants keep doubling down on Trump is that they're afraid for their lives at this point. They've helped cultivate this murderous mob, and now anyone perceived to turn on Trump immediately shoots to the top of the truth social "people to kill list MODS PLEASE PIN"

    It's not ultimately the vilified AOCs or Pelosis that get got. John Lennon was killed by one of his fans
     
  5. Fusiontegra

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    Anyone still siding with him is either an easily-grifted simpleton, afraid of admitting when they’ve made a mistake in backing him in the first place, or someone whose own corruption Trump is covering up and/or making easier.

    Some of them are all 3.
     
  6. Can I Spliff it

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    Trump is a beacon of freedom from language and continuity. He constantly lies and does illegal things, and all he needs to do is just passionately say he didnt and blame other people, usually by lying.
    Shit man, watch those fox news clips. They presume Trump is right and honest and then work backwords to invent reality and events to support it.
    Do his followers know this? Not really, i dont think many of them have the wherewithal to describe it. Its a feeling though, and thats all they need - many of them even interpret these feelings as being led by god to support him. Sick shit, surprised it took this long for a chud to attack feds
     
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  7. Can I Spliff it

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    Like they literally ceded interpreting reality to tv and trump
     
  8. Corch

    Corch I wanna talk to Sampson
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    I'm not a law boi but it seems to me that the judge should sue this clown and the Tucker Carlson Clown Hour into obvlivion
     
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  9. Eathan Edwards

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    My god at the amount of terrible jokes occurring at a Fox News event in Brandon, MS.
     
  10. Can I Spliff it

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  11. Bruce Wayne

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    That’s right, “lock him up!” If I did a tenth of what he did I’d be in prison!
     
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  12. Blu Tang Clan

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    As someone who works in journalism I detest Maggie Haberman. Anyone can be a stenographer — add some fucking context!
     
  13. DrTomOsbourne

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    I want a t shirt with trumps mugshot on it
     
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  14. timo

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    This might be the best description of this phenomenon I've read
     
  15. DrTomOsbourne

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    Or this

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  16. Shinzonᴵᴵ

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    That wasn’t a defense. That was a put down.
     
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  17. GrizzliesDrew

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    Seems like an open and shut slander case
     
  18. ned's head

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  19. BWC

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  20. dblplay1212

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    We getting this thing today?
     
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  21. IV

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    great now we bring the lore of the da vinci code into this
     
  22. HowdyHorns

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    “Likes” the one thing both the left and right respect and agree on
     
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  23. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I think so. I’m sure they’re not opposing the release because whatever is released won’t make any sense to his followers and he will just claim it’s all false planted evidence. They need to issue charges along with the release but we live in a hellscape and nothing will happen even if he stole and sold nuclear secrets to foreign countries.

    Eat Arby’s
     
  24. dblplay1212

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    Naaaaa if they can show he sold nuclear info, he's going to be indicted. I assume he'd have a jury in a case. Zero chance you can get a jury to convict him. There will be at least one Trumper in the group.
     
  25. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Could also see him saying he’s still the president since the election was a fraud so he’s legally able to have those documents.
     
  26. DUCKMOUTH

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    Trump and his cult will continue to move the goal post and change their thoughts to confirm what they already believe. It doesn’t matter what happens. They won’t ever change.

    Trump could come out and admit to crimes, go to prison and his cult would compare him to Jesus dying for their sins.
     
  27. NilesIrish

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    Just my guess but I have a feeling the train is already on the tracks and even Trump's dipshit lawyers know they can't stop it, only delay it, they have Trump call for the release while they try to slow it.
     
  28. aisle seven

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    The leap from having the info to selling it is MASSIVE, let’s pump the brakes there…. that’s how the right minimizes what was actually done.
    “See! He never sold nuclear secrets!”
     
  29. Hoss Bonaventure

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    He could hop on a plane to Saudi to avoid conviction, run for president and have a good shot at winning while living in a foreign country
     
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  30. dblplay1212

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    Ehhhh why the fuck would he have it if not to provide it to someone else?
     
  31. DUCKMOUTH

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    Ego and to show off to his friends when they visit. Who knows what that fucker is thinking
     
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  32. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  33. zeberdee

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    I have little hope for Trump actually being prosecuted for anything, but I do think this will go a long way in making sure he doesn't become president again.
     
  34. aisle seven

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    Proving that is a completely different ball of wax.
     
  35. HoosDaMan

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    Maybe big boy has finally outdone himself.
     
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  36. DUCKMOUTH

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    I think there are a lot of conservatives that voted for him that aren’t Q, crazy, etc. and wouldn’t vote for him again. With that said I think he still has enough of a hardcore base to win the nomination. Those that wouldn’t vote for him are on the Desantis bandwagon now, so it’s not really an improvement.
     
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  37. steamengine

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    They’re all shitty entertainers who fell ass backwards into cult status and love crime. Makes sense.
     
  38. AbeFroman

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    They don't really need to show what his intentions are, possessing the material is the crime.
     
  39. NilesIrish

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    planting evidence... this dude is fucked.
     
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  40. Ralph

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  41. aisle seven

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    Sure, but right or wrong these process/possession crimes get hand waived all of the time. The Trump admin was a walking Hatch Act violation and committed lots of campaign finance crimes and no one gave a shit.

    What dbl is alleging is light years from that.
     
  42. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yeah he definitely had nuclear secrets and is going with the planted evidence defense. The odds he sold them just skyrocketed
     
  43. Taques

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    i have no reason to question the journalistic integrity of Internet user @what.i.meme.to.say
     
  44. bro

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    They made them wait outside in the heat?!?!??
     
  45. aisle seven

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    LIKE DOGS
     
  46. timo

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    if he sold nuclear secrets execute him in Sing Sing like the Rosenbergs.
     
  47. NilesIrish

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    Trump going out in the gallows they built for Pence would be a great wrap to this.
     
  48. dblplay1212

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  49. DuffandMuff

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    Still throw pence in for good measure.