Mar-A-Lago raided by the Feds - I may have committed some light treason

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  1. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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  2. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    Thoroughly enjoying the "R's are going to arrest Biden" cold water people are throwing around...

    R's have been threatening to weaponize the DOJ for years...
     
  3. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    The people that chanted “lock her up!” for 4 years are not suddenly concerned about the politicization of the justice department. They’re concerned about having to finally acknowledge that their god-king is just a 2 bit conman.

    They are going to fight that crushing blow to their own identities until we’ll past the point that everyone else stops listening to their ramblings.
     
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  4. LetItSoak

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    They always threaten shit but can't produce because the crimes they're chasing are far right fantasies. Benghazi, voter fraud etc all blew up in their faces. Trump and his cronies plead the 5th or refuse to show up while Hillary got grilled for 9 hours and they came away with nothing
     
  5. chuckmasterflex

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  6. HoosDaMan

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    Trump’s trial gonna be awesome
     
  7. Mister Me Too

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    The writers have really outdone themselves, this is a hell of a season premiere episode.
     
  8. Tarpon Nole

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    When they start turning on each other it’s going to be can’t miss tv
     
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  10. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother jonesin for a fix of that limp bizkit mix
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    like most Americans, I spent mine on McDonald’s and methamphetamines
     
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  11. dblplay1212

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  12. bwi2

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  13. fattus

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    It makes a good condiment.
     
  14. ned's head

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  15. chuckmasterflex

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    This prick bout to be famous
     
  16. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Lol the irs agent thing is really digging in
     
  17. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Sprinkle some crack on him for good measure
     
  18. Handcuffed

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    i just want to wake up to the headline tomorrow saying trump was exhanging state secrets with china, saudi arabia, russia, et al. for business licenses and money. that's all i want.
     
  19. dblplay1212

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  20. racer

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    Have we determined if the agents were also rented hotel rooms on property? That would have been such a great troll.
    “How’s occupancy, Tony?”
    “Great, Mr. Trump. We even have a block of 87 200% federal rate checking in tonight.”
    “Tremendous.”
     
  21. seanofthedead86

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  22. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Sometimes i get so weirded out how people get like this but hes literally the product and makes the propaganda for RW people in the US
     
  23. chuckmasterflex

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    Maggie is fucking rattled
     
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  24. Tobias

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    all i am saying is that there is no way B list propagandists like this have 24 hour security and some patriot who hates their life should just do us all a massive favor
     
  25. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    The only communism that >95% of libruls want involves health care, pre-K, family leave, women's health, funding schools, holding ACABs accountable, etc. But the jello brained chuds believe everything that Limbaugh/Fox have ever told them.
     
  26. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    My hotel has Fox News playing at the bar (no sound thankfully) but their tears are almost as good as the buy one get one drinks for happy hour.
     
  27. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Oh no, not Milenias closet? Is nothing sacred?

    Actually, I don’t care, do you?

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  28. BudKilmer

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    Grown fucking people with (alleged) fully formed brains were upset at hillary over email usage, but have no problem with a dullard absconding the fucking White House with 25+ boxes of high level intel

    The Real UT
     
  29. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  30. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    I’m fine with Florida seceding.
     
  31. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    FIRST TO SECEED WEEEEOOO
     
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  32. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    So basically dust off the old Jim Crow civil rights playbook from 1965?
     
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  33. dblplay1212

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    :laugh:
     
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  34. El Tiburon

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    This same guy likely has American flags plastered all over his office and F-350 supercab diesel.
     
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  35. Hoss Bonaventure

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    They were acid washed and she took furniture!!!
     
  36. El_Pato

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  37. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Always wondered where this guy came from as he is a total lunatic. Looks like he lost to Gabby Giffords in Arizona in 2010.


    Jesse Kelly is a conservative commentator. As of August 2021, he hosted the radio program "The Jesse Kelly Show" and the digital TV show "I’m Right with Jesse Kelly."

    Kelly (Republican Party) ran for election in 2012 to represent Arizona's 2nd Congressional District in the U.S. House. He withdrew before the Republican primary on August 28, 2012.

    Also in 2012, Kelly ran in the special election for Arizona's 8th Congressional District. He won in the Republican primary on April 17 and lost in the June 12 general election.

    In 2010, Kelly ran for election to represent Arizona's 8th Congressional District. He won in the Republican primary on August 24 and lost in the November 2 general election.




    Biography
    Kelly was born in Steubenville, Ohio. He joined the U.S. Marine Corps in 2000, deployed to Iraq in 2003, and was honorably discharged in 2004. Kelly then returned to his family's construction business in Arizona as a project manager.[1][2]

    In 2018, Kelly began hosting "The Jesse Kelly Show" on KPRC Radio in Houston, Texas.[3] The show became nationally syndicated by Key Networks in 2020 and by Premiere Networks in 2021.[4][5] As of 2021, Kelly also hosted the show "I’m Right with Jesse Kelly" on The First TV.[6]
     
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  38. Mister Me Too

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  39. bro

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    That tiny kushner dick must feel so good maggie
     
  40. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I feel like a good friend would say “You’re debasing yourself and doing this for Donald Fucking Trump. Fuck is wrong with you?”
     
  41. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    This is Trump abolishing the covid committee a year before covid hit…but instead of fucking the whole country, it’s just him.
     
  42. 40wwttamgib

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  43. beerleagueman

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    Maggie seems worried, Caputo is the DeSantis Bro so she won’t have the same access there
     
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  44. Fran Tarkenton

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    Need to get a roll call of all the 2015 tmb posters who were Team Rubio

     
  45. 40wwttamgib

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    shut up, bitch.

    (Rubio, not the esteemed Fran)
     
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  46. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    All of this for a D-list celebrity. It will never not amaze me.
     
  47. 40wwttamgib

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    It’s sad and fucking pathetic is what it is. 40+ percent of this country needs to head dive off the Grand Canyon.