Mario Cristobal ditched Oregon to go home to Miami

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    you know its official when Jack Parkman posts the thread
     
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    hey I’m just asking a question based on this Miami herald report which is a fine newspaper
     
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    Coaches going from Oregon to the state of Florida always work out
     
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    What’s with your #s?
     
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    I cannot wait for someone to ask Cristobal about this during the game
     
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    "I will not be the next coach at Miami."

    The next day Oklahoma announces Mario as their new head coach
     
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    Maybe this works out, but this is probably the most unprofessional arrangement that I've ever seen in sports :laugh:
     
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    Are the powers that be taking money out of the overthrow Cuba fund for Radakovich/Mario?
     
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    think he could sue for punitive damages?
     
  18. beerleagueman

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    figured Mario spending time away would not want to walk back into that
     
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    They will either save the program or destroy it beyond repair, very ballsy
     
  20. Mr. Bean

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    Every coach, head or assistant, in major college sports should operate with the assumption that their superior is actively or passively working behind the scenes to replace them at every moment
     
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    you cant kill whats already dead
     
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    Holly Rowe
     
  23. ned's head

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    Maybe. But to do it so publicly during arguably the most critical couple of weeks of your year from a perception standpoint, with the coinflip odds of having to return working for those same superiors, is just incredible
     
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    they were getting dragged nationally for this AD process so I wouldn’t doubt they leaked this to show they had a plan this whole time and they are executing it
     
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  26. beerleagueman

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    Mario’s phone booth offense fooled me into believing Tua was a better prospect than Herbert. Lane would be more successful there
     
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    Congrats to Miami. Hope you like what you see
     
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    Congrats? It ain't done. I seen this before.
     
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    Less than an hour later

     
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    Miami admin watching this game

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    Cristobal coaching like a Miami coach already
     
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    Lmao Miami
     
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    Feels a lot like Taggart 2.0
     
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    He's a recruiter more than a head coach. People starting to realize that
     
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    Miami can only dream about getting blown out in a conference championship game, i still think they should give him $100,000,000
     
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    Who are the three new Miami billionaire boosters?
     
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    2020s Ron Zook
     
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    Jokes one you, pal. Miami already got that one out of the way a few years ago.

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    I mean I’m actually impressed he won 10 games with this QB
     
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