Mario Cristobal ditched Oregon to go home to Miami

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  1. Saul Shabazz

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    Rubenstein is ruffled
     
  2. racer

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    Can I interest the Oregon contingent with an up-and-coming offensive genius with a pedigree? A real program builder, and he relates to the youths.

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  5. Saul Shabazz

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    Like to think we helped our duck bros

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  6. The Banks

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    Oh great, now posters from the south are gonna start realizing that Oregon has a lot of shitty local reporters, just like everyone else.
     
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  7. Nole96SC

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    No no. We fucked ourselves. We helped Oregon.
     
  8. wes tegg

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    Helfrich didn't go to two national championship games.
     
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  10. wes tegg

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    I guess I misunderstood the tweet. If that's the criterion, then Cristobal actually won a National Championship.
     
  11. Mix

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    Honestly have no idea who he is referring to.
     
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    He’s a big Helfrich stan
     
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    The Duck vs Bob is gonna be a must watch
     
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    make the Oregon coaching search thread fella
     
  15. Saul Shabazz

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    Throw Phil's money at Rhule
     
  16. Pharm

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    Hearing he gave up. Just no need to compete anymore with those two running things.

    apparently mcall and hunter flips are coming already
     
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  17. Tman12

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    Please don't. But that would be big.
     
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  18. CaneKnight

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    Yep, if asking a coach to consistently win the ACC coastal with more talent than the other teams in the division is too difficult of a goal for them then that person has no business being a coach at any school in the country imo
     
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  19. Jack Parkman

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  20. CaneKnight

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    Considering he’s being handed one of the youngest rosters in the country and one of the best young quarterbacks I wish him luck trying to sell the fans on some kind of big rebuild.. I don’t think people are going to buy that
     
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  21. Saul Shabazz

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    Yeah he's got 1 of the best rosters in the conference

    Patience at 8 mil per is some wild shit
     
  22. Gritty Badger

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    man not sure about that, our fans are smart enough to see what's currently in the locker room at LB/CB/DE and OL

    like we all watched what happened in the trenches labor day weekend

    but yeah skill wise on offense no big upgrades needed there no doubt
     
  23. CaneKnight

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    In all honesty I didn’t Cristobal would go either
     
  24. Gritty Badger

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    if we are talking coastal/acc oh yeah no doubt

    but we can't block or tackle the big dogs
     
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    Van Dyke is solid as fuck though. Was really impressed by him
     
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  26. CaneKnight

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    Yeah The upperclassmen getting smacked around on defense isn’t really indictment on the younger guys but we can reserve judgement for next season on that. Now if you wanna talk oline that’s an entirely different conversation. They’re really really bad
     
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    Im just impressed he didnt force any food references
     
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    Those are issues that don’t take years to fix. Just a couple solid recruiting cycles but that doesn’t prevent you from winning the coastal
     
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  30. CaneKnight

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    Am I wrong for thinking Oregon should throw the bag at Lane and that they’d get him if they did?
     
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  32. NoNatty

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    They'll never hire Lane. Oregon is weird with "culture" stuff. Mario and Taggart are about as far as administration will stray from that.
     
  33. am16401

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    99% of TMB posters knew the Miami job would be available again after we hired that lisping buffoon
     
  34. CaneKnight

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    That kind of stuff is so dumb. He runs the kind of offense Oregon wants, he understands recruiting Cali. It makes a ton of sense to try
     
  35. Fran Tarkenton

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    seems like Mario is talking about CFP wins taking some time

    not competing for ACC like Pitt/Wake this year
     
  36. Gritty Badger

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    exactly but reading comprehension is not the TMB's strong suit
     
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  37. MG2

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    I'm not really sure what "throw the bag" means anymore when Michigan State is paying $9.5M per for 10 years guaranteed and Miami is paying all this for Cristobal. Rumors have been that Ole Miss is extending Kiffin, and it can only be 4 years, but it sounded like that was going to be at least in the $8M range.

    Lane is fun now and that's cool, but I'm not really excited to give him a Franklin-type deal to go there if I'm Oregon.
     
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  39. Chipper>Jeter

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    We already knew that when Creapa left here to move there
     
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    I mean if we're being serious there is not a single fucking coach in the country that deserves anything upwards of 8 million a year except Nick Saban but unfortunately, that's the market for coaches right now (thanks A&M you fucking cunts). Maybe I'm crazy but the job Lane did to rebuild FAU and then what he's done in a just a couple of years at Ole Miss is well worth the money. He's a good coach and probably the best option on the board unless you want to pay a coordinator as a stop gap for 3 years at a smaller contract.
     
  41. NoNatty

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    God dammit.
     
  42. MG2

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    I think Lane has turned into a good coach and would be a good hire for Oregon, but the $$ involved in trying to steal a coach from the SEC at this point is enormous and it's all downside risk at that point. I also doubt Lane views Oregon as a destination job for him, and you'd still be dealing with rumors every year even while you're paying him that.

    I don't know what the answer is. The timing is rough for them and the pool of candidates is pretty small out west. I just wouldn't be lining up to give Lane that kind of $$ at a place I know he probably doesn't want to be at long term.
     
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    Oregon seems like a great place for BOB to go and make all the Bama fans happy
     
  44. CaneKnight

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    Part in bold seems to be an issue for Oregon no matter who they hire.
     
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    Lane in Oregon with Nike money?

    INTO MY VEINS
     
  49. Daniel Ocean

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    lol the stars are farther away and thus harder to reach. Some of you guys suck at analogies.
     
  50. The Banks

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    Thought it was December 8th?