Mario Cristobal ditched Oregon to go home to Miami

I don't believe you. Show me his card

 

i don't understand the steve austin gif

 

Just tryna be like the new coach and puff their chests out

 

his chest does stick out pretty far and he was a big time tight-polo guy

 

(he has moobs is what he's saying)

 

No 5* commitments yet? I want a refund.

 

Didn’t you read random Twitter shitposter Gabriel Urrutia’s tweet? He’s hearing interesting things that are going to be amazing for recruiting!!!!!!

 

With billy napier in the area? I don't think so

 

Especially now that we’re going to make Hocke our recruiting coordinator!!!

 

understand this nerd boy

byaahhhhh

 

the most famous Miami football alumnus ever got his manboobs reduced many years ago, maybe he can hook Mario up with his doc

 

bah gawd how are the children going to have christmas now?

 

cane made a funny joke today

 

He would be fired already if he wasn’t. AU required all staff to have both shots by the end of Nov.

 

SIAP

 

Shouldn’t have called that soft ass zone shit on 4th and 14 corch

 

Too slow

 

on MULTIPLE occasions

 

miami has 1 10-win season since 2003. i'm not really making any point here i just thought there would be more

 

2003 shouldn't count cuz they got to play Rix twice

 

It has not been fun

 

2017, yeah

i thought i remembered some of the teams in the early 2010s being pretty good

 

oh god no. That's the Golden/Nevin Shapiro scandal years.

 

They had talent but they were coached by Al Golden.

 

is Al golden's tie still around here?

 

Ugggghhhh

 

I think the entire 2013 offense went to the NFL but only won 9 games

 

Reading up on this. He’s not required to show proof until Wednesday.

 

https://www.alphamediaplayer.com/750thegame

Mario is on now.

 

He’s not leaving so you don’t really need to worry about it.

 

wtf is up with these stupid memes
you'd swear the two programs were in some way aware of each others existence before this week

 

say more things like that

 

Its Florida bro, they love tacky shit

 

He was only there 3 years? What was overall record? Seems like they have been ripping about Cristobal for at least the last two years?

 

He was HC for 3 years but he’s been at Miami as DC/HC for 6 years. That’s why it’s hilarious that he can act like he didn’t have enough time when the unit he’s been in charge of for all that time was the worst thing at Miami

 

He was vaccine agnostic

 

So when does Cristobal’s comic book origin story come out? That’s how this works from what I understand

 

I keep seeing “cultural fit” being brought up. What is the culture? And who fits it? Is it along the lines of Barcelona’s insistence on inbreeding? Otherwise, it’s just coming across as the new “distance was a factor” bit.

 

Radacovich sucks

 

He’s an antivax hardcore conservative and Eugene is a largely liberal town with an even more liberal university.

 

so does Cristobal. It’s a match made in heaven.