Mario Cristobal ditched Oregon to go home to Miami

He could live ten miles east of the freeway and be amongst his people

 

And get snowballs thrown at him when he steps on campus.

 

He's a football coach, he never needs to set foot on campus

 

How has Phil Knight ever been a cultural fit, then, aside from being an alum? It sounds like anyone that isn’t anti-vax should be the hurdle to clear.

Pretty sure if a coach is winning, nobody is going to give a fuck.

 

1. That would be insanely stupid by Oregon
2. Orgeron isnt shit without joe Brady and burrow
3. He’d be fired in 2-3 years

 

Cross country running god at the country’s quintessential cross country running school. Nike founder at the preeminent Nike school. Guy that donates >1B to your university kinda fits in.

 

Donates a ton to Rs and has had thousands die under his watch in sweatshops kinda doesn’t.

Pretty sure nobody would give a fuck who is hired, so long as that coach is able to provide national championship goods.

 

But Harsin is a shitty coach. So it’s all kinda moot. We don’t want Leach or Rolovich either. Partly because they are shitty people but mostly because they have no chance of leading us to a natty.

 

he’s a Latter Day Saint

 

Watch the beginning of a dynasty

 

From Sweatshop U to North Korea

 

lmao what kind of weak shit is this

 

They wanted the questions directed towards the admin after the presser. It's a poorly worded tweet

 

I remember when Golden won his press conference yawn, just go get us some damn blue chip recruits

 

I thought Golden was going to stroke out during his presser

 

Jack Parkman already acclimating to that sun belt speed

 

dude its literally on the same page

 

Jack had lost his touch. Embarrassing.

 

they asked the Media to wait to address those topics with Julio Frenk and Rudy Fernandez following Cristobal

not uncommon for the press to be asked to tailor their questions to specific topics for the purposes of the event

 

We’re gonna need to get Scott Frost’s opinion on difficulty to recruit to between Nebraska, Oregon, and Florida.

 

It's been in the works since after the Michigan State game when Herbstreit dragged the program on Gameday.

 

danny so stupid he doesn't even know Manny is one of his own

 

manny technically went to FSU and NC State

 

Oregon fans support Dana Altman. Just win baby

 

Pretty sure even willie took a few questions about the process

Seems like Mario is just a bitch

 

Mutual joe Brady interest supposedly

 

I'm going to assume red hot since the last time he was in college he was recognized as the top assistant coach in the country and authored one of the best offenses the sport had ever seen.

 

Robust

 

will be interesting to see how he does whatever he lands without NFL talent all over the offense.

 

true but outside of OSU posters did anyone thing Burrow was NFL talent?

 

Yeah, but not even Kirby could’ve ruined that offense.

 

Kirby:

 

Incredible picture

 

thats pretty dumb tweet considering the guy is a pretty damn good OL coach and recruiter

 

you're gonna love the penalties