Mario Cristobal ditched Oregon to go home to Miami

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  1. Gritty Badger

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    Good, go get Briles and keep the same system that tvd thrived in last yr

    plus Grundie won’t know what to do with himself
     
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  2. ATX305

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    Schumann isn’t out though
     
  3. Mister Me Too

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    Mario and Briles? I don’t see that working at all.
     
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    Someone is actively rooting to get a Briles on their teams staff, gross.
     
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  6. Gritty Badger

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    the idea that Mario wants his offense to resemble a B1G squad and that he is stuck in 2010 on offense doesn’t jive with the names we’ve heard for OC and what people inside the program are saying. He recognizes what system the kids in FL all play in, what’s been proven to work here the last 2 years, and what he currently has in the QB room

    I mean if we had Anthony Brown level talent at QB I’d be less excited for sure for how he’d want things to look
     
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  8. NothingIsOT

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    Grundie is our best troll. He’s laughing his ass off at you all in our private board.
     
  9. War Grundle

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    Yeah I never said that. Was a fan though but I never said you wouldn’t win another game.
     
  10. Gritty Badger

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    If I had to bet my life on it though I’d say it’s up to Dorsey to decide if he wants to stay in the NFL and pursue an OC job there or come home if the Brady talks are truly dead
     
  11. Where Eagles Dare

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    Amazing everyone needing an OC thinks Briles is an amazing coach #Arkansas Razorbacks
     
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  12. ATX305

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    Yea no thanks on Dorsey
     
  13. NoNatty

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    my guy, you are in for a rude awakening. Mario and his staff couldn’t even make Herbert look great.
     
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    Deal
     
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  15. Butthead

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    He likes listening to Bill Simmons and Malcolm Gladwell talk at each other for an hour so I don't think this is true
     
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  16. Jack Parkman

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    We are going to be getting these weekly aren’t we Bruce

     
  17. ATX305

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    Nothing like the summer of Jedd Fisch
     
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  18. NothingIsOT

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    Is Feldman a UM fan or is he just a Cristobal fan boy?
     
  19. ATX305

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    Miami alum
     
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  20. Fran Tarkenton

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    both. They were friends while students at Miami. Feldman walked on at Miami for a minute.

    How he knew Ed Orgeron too.
     
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    yes
     
  22. Jack Parkman

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    Ducks does this guy actually coach or is just a position manny gives to his friend as a favor?

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    (None of us believe that for a second)
     
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  26. Butthead

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    Canzano is an idiot
     
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  29. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    too much berkeley box to still work through

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  30. Butthead

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    nothing like trough urinals to build comradery
     
  31. CaneKnight

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    Briles????

    christ dude.
     
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  33. danny2430

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    Him as OC would be a disaster
     
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  34. NothingIsOT

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    His career path is fascinating.
     
  35. ATX305

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    He’s coming as an analyst apparently
     
  36. Gritty Badger

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    By all accounts after it ended in Indy he was ready to go full blown retirement mode. Makes sense to come work in an off-field role with your buddy and live down there.

    Former NFL HC and OC on support staff instead of 23 yr old GAs from DIII what a difference 2 months makes
     
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  37. Gritty Badger

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    Sounds like Derek Mason is a name that is surfacing for potential DC
     
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  38. NothingIsOT

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    I get all that you’re saying and sounds good on paper.

    But have you ever hired for an entry level position someone that used to be a CEO? I’d seriously question the guys motivation and how in he’ll be with such limited power.
     
  39. Gritty Badger

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    He's been in an off field role with BC for 2 years, why wouldn't that work here? Bama has done this with several former coaches. This isn't unusual
     
  40. ATX305

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    Apparently has zero desire to be on field anymore and will be making good money given expanded support staff budget
     
  41. NothingIsOT

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    Yeah. Why was he at Boston college and stuck in that role?

    The Bama thing is overrated to begin with, because Bama. You have to build a lot more foundation before off field people matter. But it works because they do their thing for a year, get promoted and leave. They’re motivated to grow; Locks, Kiffin, Sark all went on to get head coaching jobs. According to you guys, this guy just wants petty cash to burn at BTs. The Bama guys also have Saban who has the resume to keep everyone in line. Maybe it works for you; Chud resume just reads weird like I’m not fully committed to getting my work done.
     
  42. ned's head

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    Didn't we recently do this with randy shannon? Seems like it was fine.
     
  43. NothingIsOT

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    I didn’t want to bring it up, but sure we did. It didn’t really do anything for us but have good fan fiction back in July. Shannon’s role was allegedly intro to SoFla which he crashed at. I don’t know what Chud is supposed to do; help Cristobal with game day coaching?
     
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  44. Fran Tarkenton

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    he did great at Auburn but has never been a recruiter. Would need to lean on Mario for that.
     
  45. Gritty Badger

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    because he doesn't want to coach on field anymore but still likes to get involved with game day planning/scouting. weird thing to get hung up on here
     
  46. Saul Shabazz

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    Chud just cashing in an old favor

    not as awful as us hiring randy but close
     
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    I mean- it’s Boston college. Why would I brush off that he went to a bottom tier P5 school of all places?
     
  48. ned's head

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    Idk, man. I'm all for laughing at miami, but this is grasping at straws imo
     
  49. The Banks

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    Mario didn’t ask Moorhead or DeRuyter to recruit.
     
  50. CF3234

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    ITT we try to dunk on Mario for having his DL coach target get a job as a DC and for hiring an old buddy as an off field analyst.
    Ok then…
     
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