Markers of trashy people

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Joe_Pesci, Apr 28, 2019.

  1. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
    Texas Tech Red RaidersDallas Cowboys

    Line of 5+ people at gas station. Time for a 10 minute scratch off lottery ticket transaction!
     
  2. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Kansas State WildcatsTexas Rangers

    The smirk and thumbs up this kid is sporting says she is still getting taken to pound-town despite her dad’s best effort to me a complete and total badass.
     
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  3. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    Almost has this face going on :deerstandnotkneel:
     
  4. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Kansas State WildcatsTexas Rangers

    Slathers bbq in sauce and calls it the pinnacle of outdoor cooking

    looking at you Kansas City
     
  5. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Utah UtesArkansas Razorbacks

    Have red bark "mulch" and white pebble/rocks been added to list yet?
     
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  6. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta Braves

    People whose daily commuter gets <25 MPG
     
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  7. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Kansas State WildcatsTexas Rangers

    That is oddly specific and must be a Razorback thing.
     
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  8. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Utah UtesArkansas Razorbacks

    Nope. Most often seen in FL and Alabama
     
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  9. Bill the Butcher

    Bill the Butcher Roscoe's favorite poster
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    0512191348_HDR~3.jpg Dont know why people do this. There is a flavor of trash ball that has this in buckeye colors too.
     
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  10. Bill the Butcher

    Bill the Butcher Roscoe's favorite poster
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    Belongs to this guy. Brutus is flying the bird in the tat 0512191345~2.jpg
     
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  11. CUtigers86

    CUtigers86 Well-Known Member

    So basically tOSU fans

    /thread
     
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  12. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Ohio State BuckeyesCincinnati BearcatsCincinnati RedsCincinnati BengalsReal MadridXavier MusketeersDayton FlyersTiger WoodsFC CincinnatiPGA

    Clemson is a redneck school doo dah, doo dah
     
  13. BJ

    BJ Well-Known Member
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    Only having an attachable bidet and not a stand-alone one
     
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  14. CUtigers86

    CUtigers86 Well-Known Member

    31-0
     
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  15. The Guglia

    The Guglia I Work in the City, and I Work Long Hours.
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    Clemson TigersAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsNew York RangersAtlanta United

    Clemson is the Princeton of South Carolina.
     
  16. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
    Staff Donor
    Texas RangersDallas MavericksDallas CowboysDallas StarsOklahoma Sooners

    i just saw a budweiser tank top at the airport :laugh:
     
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  17. og

    og ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
    Donor TMB OG
    Pittsburgh PenguinsPittsburgh SteelersPenn State Nittany Lions

    I mean that sounds pretty awesome
     
  18. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Arkansas RazorbacksSt. Louis CardinalsHouston RocketsDallas CowboysSneakers

    Dude, you better watch out for that guy. He obviously means business
     
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  19. DuffandMuff

    DuffandMuff Well-Known Member
    Tampa Bay LightningSan Diego Padres

    I wear tanks somewhat often and I would never think about wearing one in an airport.
     
  20. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCLA BruinsDenver BroncosLos Angeles KingsSneakersBook Club

    Tanks are only acceptable at the beach or while running
     
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  21. fsudan

    fsudan Well-Known Member
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    Florida State SeminolesJacksonville JaguarsTiger Woods

    what was the verdict on hand tattoos?
     
  22. BJ

    BJ Well-Known Member
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    I’d have to say trashy.
     
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  23. Shiggityshwo

    Shiggityshwo Well-Known Member
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    North Carolina TarheelsAtlanta BravesAtlanta UnitedUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    And you were doing so well in here with everybody's silly rules shaking my darn head
     
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  24. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Miami MarlinsJacksonville JaguarsSporting Kansas CityAvengersMiami HeatSneakersWu-tangBook Club

    Has anyone said “anyone that smokes cigarettes” yet?
     
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  25. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Miami DolphinsChelseaMiami Heat

    Fusiontegra
     
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  26. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    McDonald’s delivery
     
  27. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Michigan WolverinesPortland Trail BlazersDetroit Tigers

    [​IMG]
     
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  28. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    Getting hacked on Facebook

    [​IMG]
     
    #778 TC, May 21, 2019
    Last edited: May 23, 2019
  29. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Kansas State WildcatsTexas Rangers

    Eats Doritos, any flavor
     
  30. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    Texas Tech Red RaidersTexas RangersSan Antonio SpursDallas CowboysKansas City ChiefsAustin FCTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    Fudd
     
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  31. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    The Real Movement

    you can pry these spicy sweet chili doritos from my cold dead hands
     
  32. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Kansas State WildcatsTexas Rangers

    Sorry brah, I don’t hang with trash so I will let someone else deal with what your corpse is grasping.

    :unclephil:
     
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  33. Vito Corleone

    Vito Corleone Deluxe Member
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    Florida State SeminolesIowa HawkeyesMinnesota VikingsBig Ten Conference

    Considers Diet Pop/Soda a healthy alternative
     
  34. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Michigan WolverinesPortland Trail BlazersDetroit Tigers

    Flew a little too close to the sun with that take yo
     
    #784 Celemo, May 21, 2019
    Last edited: May 21, 2019
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  35. Bill the Butcher

    Bill the Butcher Roscoe's favorite poster
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    -Gatorade + bag of chips for lunch
    -T shirt with something written about being sarcastic or a bitch
    -shower cap in public
    -monster energy drinks
    -claim they are 1/2 native American
    - buy everything, including meals, at a gas station, but not gas.
    -Rap to themselves loudly while walking
    -cell phone holder on belt holding up Jean shorts.
    -people that smell like cat piss
    -drive a 300m, impala, Buick Rendezvous, charger, or chrysler minivan.
    -Root for the Steelers
    -covered in tattoos, mostly of skulls, Looney Tunes, or barbed wire
     
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  36. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    Connecticut HuskiesTexas AandM Aggies altTexas RangersDallas StarsDallas Mavericks alt

    friendship over
     
  37. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrill

    Walking tacos with nacho cheese doritos is absolute fire

    Consider me trashy af :smughog:
     
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  39. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Penn State Nittany LionsPittsburgh SteelersPittsburgh PenguinsTottenham HotspurPittsburgh Pirates

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  40. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
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    That's usually served at of our Michigan tailgate weekends each season. Everybody will be pleased to know Michigan fans are men of the people!

    Boner garage is usually Ohio State weekend.
     
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  41. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    South Carolina GamecocksCarolina PanthersCarolina Hurricanes

    [​IMG]

    Everything about this
     
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  42. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
    Kansas JayhawksChicago CubsSneakersBig 8 Conference

    I hope you have a great day TC, and I’m sure you’re a nice man.
     
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  43. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Michigan WolverinesPortland Trail BlazersDetroit Tigers

    TC I usually chuckle audibly at your posts...more often than not. Have a super day
     
  44. HotMic

    HotMic PopTart Mascot Enthusiast
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    Ohio State BuckeyesCleveland BrownsKent State Golden FlashesCleveland CavaliersCleveland Indians

    Large Double Big Mac Meal, Diet Coke.
     
  45. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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    Ohio State BuckeyesSouth Carolina GamecocksChicago CubsChicago BullsChicago BearsTiger WoodsUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamUSA BasketballMetal

    I haven’t eaten yet, fuckin starving
     
  46. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta Braves

    Smoking cigarettes on the beach. Tribal tattoos.

    Currently in the epicenter of white trash.

    :mulletsmug:
     
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  47. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
    Kansas JayhawksChicago CubsSneakersBig 8 Conference

    What are you doing in Daytona?
     
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  48. Simon Templar

    Simon Templar Well-Known Member
    Kansas JayhawksChicago CubsSneakersBig 8 Conference

    Dirty Myrtle is my second guess
     
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  49. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    Auburn TigersManchester UnitedGame of ThronesGrateful DeadCoors Light

    I’ll take PCB for $100, Alex
     
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  50. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta Braves

    These are all more WT. I’m in Orange Beach.
     
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