The smirk and thumbs up this kid is sporting says she is still getting taken to pound-town despite her dad’s best effort to me a complete and total badass.
Slathers bbq in sauce and calls it the pinnacle of outdoor cooking Spoiler: here is looking at you Kansas City
Sorry brah, I don’t hang with trash so I will let someone else deal with what your corpse is grasping.
-Gatorade + bag of chips for lunch -T shirt with something written about being sarcastic or a bitch -shower cap in public -monster energy drinks -claim they are 1/2 native American - buy everything, including meals, at a gas station, but not gas. -Rap to themselves loudly while walking -cell phone holder on belt holding up Jean shorts. -people that smell like cat piss -drive a 300m, impala, Buick Rendezvous, charger, or chrysler minivan. -Root for the Steelers -covered in tattoos, mostly of skulls, Looney Tunes, or barbed wire
That's usually served at of our Michigan tailgate weekends each season. Everybody will be pleased to know Michigan fans are men of the people! Boner garage is usually Ohio State weekend.