Markers of trashy people

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Joe_Pesci, Apr 28, 2019.

  1. bingbing

    bingbing Learning to care less about things I can control
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    There's a joke about conveyor belt sushi and yo momma's fishy vag just waiting to be crushed and i'm just not clever enough to put together the proper delivery.
     
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  2. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    You know what, I think you nailed it
     
  3. bingbing

    bingbing Learning to care less about things I can control
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    It was really me just throwing the joke out softly without judgment, mixed with fear and self doubt. I'm fragile.
     
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  4. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  5. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Took me a few tries to even understand what she was getting at here.
     
  6. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Like, I could have gotten another back piece in the time it took you to get that
     
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  7. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    I thought she was talking about cost
     
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  8. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    TC wasn’t clarifying, he was making another joke.
     
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  9. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    She makes a good point. Tires are temporary whereas something like a back piece is timeless
     
  10. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    Yes. You could look tacky for a lifetime.
     
  11. dblplay1212

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    In Mobile?
     
  12. Cabs

    Cabs eatin' fried okra with Oprah
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    Yea
     
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  13. Tiffin

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    Yes
     
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  14. Emma

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  15. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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  16. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Lifetime is riddled with absolute fuckwits that do this shit. The platforms were completely fucked. its mindnumbing watching asshole after asshole stand on the rubber part of mat and slam kettlebells on the wood deck. They recently went to Eleikos new rubber composite deck - without a doubt more expensive. And already where the rubber mats meet the composite deck youll see cracks where these idiots drop shit. Its unfathomable. I almost feel bad about stealing towels from there. "ALLEGEDLY"
     
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  17. Emma

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    Click to fullscreen
     
  18. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    She mangled the cake then set the lid back on over the chocolate gushing out the sides :laugh:
     
  19. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    hahaha what the fuck
     
  20. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    What a psychopath
     
  21. DaveGrohl

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    There’s a miller lite in the window...?
     
  22. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    Is this a fireable offense?
     
  23. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Loves talking shit about the ice cream machine being down at McDonald’s and/or there not being enough checkouts open at Walmart
     
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  24. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    Legitimate gripes.
     
  25. IHHH

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  26. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    holy fuck i would lose it
     
  27. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  28. Emma

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    [​IMG]
     
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  29. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    You definitely just shut their hair in the tray table and lock it at that point.
     
  30. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    make sure you spill something sticky on the tray first :twocents:
     
  31. Emma

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  32. Talking Head

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    [​IMG]
     
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  33. Barves2125

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    In my experience, you can just assume someone else has already taken care of this.
     
  34. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Spongebob anything.
     
  35. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Tractor is a nice touch
     
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  36. bigred77

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    I thought the cig was the best touch
     
  37. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  38. Emma

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  39. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    i cant believe you fuckers made fun of me for saying "pavement princess"
     
  40. DuffandMuff

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    Appearing in Tiger King
     
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  41. Crepeswithasmile

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    watched the first episode last night and i have no words to describe the level of trashiness. it's amazing.
     
  42. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Wait till you get to the eulogy
     
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  43. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    Seeing people with missing teeth makes me queasy.
     
  44. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Yeah check the husband in tiger king
     
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  45. Emma

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    Fullscreen not there unfortunately
     
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  46. Marc Edwards

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    Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia is free on Prime right now.
     
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  47. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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