Plastic Surgeon : Ma'am, with your body size these size C cups would be perfect. Woman : I be gat damn, for the amount of meth my husband had to sell, I want the double Ds, and blow 'em up into perfect circles so they look more natural.
I mean that’s phenomenal. I’m guessing Sally, the assumed owner of said vehicle, is still single otherwise she’d have her significant other’s name on the passenger side of the truck bed... maybe also being pet by Jesus. Sally has also thought long and hard about adding truck nuts but, as a Southern lady, made the difficult decision to forego that cosmetic option.
My favorite underrated touches are the lightning striking behind the semi, and the dream catcher decal on the back window.
it's like wearing both Alabama and Auburn attire to the Iron Bowl and cheering for both teams, but worse.
Did your kids school tell you to stop showing up hanging out with your kid at will without signing in? Only one solution: car selfie rant video
This was one of those things I occasionally see where I start out like lol ok crazy person haha and after watching a little more I'm like I sincerely hope this person gets the help they desperately need.
i worry for the kids. That kind of explosive anger probably isnt reserved for the STUPID CUNT DUMB FUCK PRINCIPLE. She also mentioned her ex husband so clearly he got the fuck out of there
I'm praying he got custody and this whole rant about seeing the kids at school is partly fueled by her inability to see them much any other time
That video is the quickest a smile has left my face in this thread. You knew like 10 seconds in this woman was nuts.
me too. This may explain the “that wasn’t the agreement” when she’s spewing spit all over her windshield.