Markers of trashy people

I actually saw a guy do that at a tailgate once
His whole arm was blue

 

Same. It was his wallet. Fell out of his back pocket when he was pulling his pants down to take a shit. So he shit on his wallet and had to dig through other peoples shit and piss to get it back.

 

Tobias

 

Christopher Walken has nothing on him

 

Jesus just cut your losses at that point.

 

Agreed. This was before smart phones so the wallet would have everything in it but still.

 

It’s why mine has a chain

 

Wait, what?? Back right is wallet, back left is Copenhagen, front right is keys and pocketknife, front left is cellphone and chapstick.

Am I doing something wrong here??

 

Might as well just get a fanny pack my dude

 

And here I thought I was using the pockets that were included in my pants correctly.

 

I worked at a concert venue through out college and we had this EDM show and one of my co-workers spouses showed up to it looking high on molly. She was known to party but was also an EMT.

Anyways toward the end of the show she comes over and is begging for a trash bag saying it's an emergency, thinking that someone is puking or something, we give one to her. She proceeds to run over to the port a potties that have been used by 5,000 EDM kids for 6 hours, reach in as shift through the shit for a good five minutes until we are able to get her husband over to deal with her.

She was high as fuck and thought she dropped her phone in the porta potty, it was in her back pocket.

 

Where do you keep your crecent wrench?

 

Carpenter pocket. Pliers have a belt holster.

 

Putting that shit in your back pockets just makes your dumper look lumpy.

 

Right front phone with a card case and key apps for car and house. That’s it.

 

back right is phone, front right is keys, front left is money clip, back left is empty (i usually stuff receipts in it)

this is the way

edit: when sitting phone goes front right. my "keys" is my car's keyfob and that's it, so it's not bulky

 

Don’t get TMB started on this again please

 

Not everyone is as confident in their sweet rumps as you and I are apparently.

 

I don't understand how people sit comfortably with a wallet between their ass and the seat

 

Your pants have pockets? I must be shopping at the wrong store.

 

Do you wear MISSterious suits?

 

The buttons are on the wrong side

 

Phone in front left, ID wallet front right with vape pen, keys back right

Love sitting down at a game and putting my keys in the cupholder

 

I've missed the thread this was hashed out.
My wallet is back right and my phone back left unless in a crowd

 

I’m always in basketball shorts so I don’t have back pockets /trashy

 

I always zip my wallet into my back right pocket of my lulus

 

Right hip is where the phone is clipped

 

Wallet back right pocket with chain affixed to right side belt loop, phone clipped to belt left side, keys front right pocket with chain affixed to sane right side belt look as wallet. Makes it challenging when I wear sweatpants.

 

Team wallet back-right, but the key to that is having a slim wallet. I couldn’t imagine carrying around an old-school fat wallet in any pocket.

 

Chain going from my nipple ring to my nose piercing

 

No chain on the phone?

 

I'm way too absent minded to do this, would definitely lose/leave my keys

 

Wallet and keys left pocket, phone in right. Anything else is uncivilized.

 

Phone front left. Chapstick front right. Wallet back right. Keys generally never leave vehicle.

 

my man

 

That's my standard operating procedure.

Before my now wife moved in I seldom even carried keys because my vehicle keys stayed in the ignition and I seldom locked my apartment.

 

Small island life

 

Phones in either back pocket or suit pocket. Wallet in front right. Keys in front left.

 

In the winter I keep my lip chapstick front left and my bhole chapstick back right. Thinking of switching to Carmex for the latter.