Markers of trashy people

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  1. Jigga

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  2. Simon Templar

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    I move for inclusion of stick figure and the like family stickers on back window, as well as dinosaur eating stick figure family sticker
     
  3. Simon Templar

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    FaceTiming in public
     
  4. Jim Brockmire

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    Not to mention if the battery dies in your 1986 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme, you no longer need 20 foot long jump cables to get it started because the hood of the car is already facing out.

    I'm team back-in. Always have been, always will be.
     
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  5. indeed

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    Hairy dudes sporting tank tops at theme parks.
     
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  6. CF3234

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    Gender reveals are pretty universal now.
     
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  7. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    This is becoming more of a pet peeve thread but I’m okay with it

    If I got a dollar for every person that talked on their phone in an elevator or used speaker in public I’d be rich
     
  8. Randy Bobandi

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    Back in parking for the win. Do your backing when you’re already aware of what’s around you. Pretty sure backing out of his driveway is how Todd Heap killed his kid.
     
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  9. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Playing every single video on their Facebook feed with the sound on high is absolutely infuriating. They always elbow nudge the person they’re with to show them the next one as well. “Lookie here”
     
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  10. CF3234

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    Going to Pigeon Forge for your Honeymoon.


    Well, going to Pigeon Forge period probably crossed the threshold.
     
  11. Pasta88

    Pasta88 Canes, Bruins, Raps, Jays and Sunderland.
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    While I don’t think enjoying a buffet means you’re trashy, buffets always have a high % of trash.
     
  12. George Costanza

    George Costanza It's not a lie if you believe it
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    Foot tattoo (for women)
     
  13. Goose

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    Tattoos for anyone
     
  14. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Golden Corral and Cici’s pizzas are always packed for a reason.
     
  15. Simon Templar

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    Why do kids like CiCi’s so much? I feel like I say no we aren’t going there like twice a month
     
  16. Wicket

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    im fully on board with you here. Backing in takes seconds, backing out blindly should take quite long if you are responsible
     
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  17. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Tons of pizza and a game room.
     
  18. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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  19. mal630

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    Wrong. Pina Coladas and other rum drinks suck when you are at trashy beach bars. Go to a legit bar with real ingredients and not just a slushy machine full of sour mix and sugar and they are great.
     
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  20. mal630

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  21. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I have a bunch of friends on vacation and they’re all posting pics of themselves holding these brightly colored booze slushees and just glistening with sugar sweat.
     
  22. mal630

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    Yep. There is a big disconnect between the classic good recipes and just sugary frozen drinks. A real legitimate pina colada will be a mix of 3-4 different rums (light, dark and maybe a rhum agricole totaling 2-2.5oz. Then 1.5 oz fresh pineapple juice, 1/2 oz fresh lime then 1-1.5oz of coconut cream. Very refreshing and not overly sweet.
     
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  23. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Yeah I’ve only tried the trashy kinds.
     
  24. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Everything I've said ITT is obviously not serious, but I've seen and worked at bars that do them from scratch with good ingredients and I just dont see it. Not for me.

    Good rum drinks that aren't sugar abominations are delicious though.
     
  25. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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  26. Bishop

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    Texting during a movie.

    Monogram sticker on cars.
     
  27. dallasdawg

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    thinking backing in is wrong
     
  28. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    I had no idea people had strong opinions on backing in vs not
     
  29. CUtigers

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    Drove by one last week with the christmas lights still lit up.
     
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  30. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  31. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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  32. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Majority of Facebook posts consist of things they "shared"
     
  33. Bishop

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    How else would I know how to be healthy and raise my children unless these people shared stupid websites.
     
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  34. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    It would require people having above a room temp IQ and actually thinking of their own posts. Who has the time?? LOL, I just be posting shit y'all!

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  35. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Facebook posts of Snapchat filter selfies. Over and over

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  36. CUtigers

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    What the fuck does feeling fleeky mean?
     
  37. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Feeling like pissing TC off!
     
  38. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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  39. Michael Scofield

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    In this case it just means that she got her eyebrows done recently and put a lot of effort into her makeup that day.

    And then she realized she still wasn’t that cute, so she masked it with the puppy dog filter, as ugly/trashy girls tend to do. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
     
  40. Tony Ray Bans

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    Pyramid Scheme facebook moms

    Smoking while pregnant

    standing up the second the plane touches pavement and walking down the aisle to cut in front of people getting off the plane
     
  41. CF3234

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    People who routinely put ice cubes in their red wine.
     
  42. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    “I’m looking for 5 people who want to be healthier and lose weight.”
     
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  43. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I like when they get way more ambitious than 5

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  44. Tony Ray Bans

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  45. Truman

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    Septum Piercings. The new tramp stamp.

    At least it's not permanent , i guess.
     
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  46. Barves2125

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    Another name for a Pavement Princess is Mall Crawler. Thanks.
     
  47. Goose

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    This. And the one on the right in this pic. Not sure what it’s called. So fucking gross
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  48. fsudan

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    pulling in is faster than backing in, the time you are saving is still spent you are just doing the process backwards.
     
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  49. fsudan

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    And when there's a guy behind you it is absolutely inconvenientfor that guy and often times even the guy going the other way has to wait on your dumb ass
     
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  50. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    -Watches Walking Dead
    -Watches WWE
    -Shares bathroom related memes about the Avengers

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