Markers of trashy people

drinks Fireball

 

Posts pics of said fireball bottle they’re drinking.

 

People who throw violent tantrums at fast food employees

 

Let he who will refuse a fireball shot put in front of them cast the first stone

 

People who jam up the jukebox with 20 minute+ Rush songs

 

I've noticed a correlation between anyone that says "sorry for your lost" or says "I seen this or I seen that" on social media and being a trashy person.

 

Has a beer pong table after college

 

Golf specific for me so if you don’t get it I’m sorry.

But iron covers are a sure fire sign you are trashy as hell.

 

Men who still sport the faux hawk hairstyle.

 

Graphic t-shirts with complete sentences on them

Hats clearly bought at gas stations

 

Never understood Iron Covers. I can't go a round without losing a Putter Cover.

 

Hahaha same here. When a cart and alcohol get involved I turn into the ADD poster child with all of my golf shit. Just a mess.

 

Literally anywhere in New Jersey. Very over crowded, everyone staring at phones and in a rush. Backing out at the grocery store is risky. Forget about trying it someplace busy like the beach or boardwalk.

 

Punisher Sticker

 

Superhero shirts at the gym.

 

I gotta get a picture of my brother in laws truck

 

Says the guy living in Alaska where parking lots are always crowded

 

I read the first page and then skipped to the last to see what tangent had hijacked this thread and y'all are still on topic. Proud of everyone!

 

Add people cheering mid movie to the list AlternativeFactsRule

 

Seriously, you might want to consider talking to someone about why other people being happy makes you angry.

 

anywhere tbh

 

Or put them on blast in a detailed Facebook rant

 

going to the store with your handgun

 

props for missing the great parking debate
well played

 

If you can't back into a parking spot quickly enough to not inconvenience others, you're a terrible driver.

 

Going on cruises for vacation

Eating ketchup

 

Timeshares really aren't too bad if you plan on going to the same place over and over again. (We had one in a ski resort in Vermont that we loved and there was basically no where else to stay nearby in a pre Airbnb era.)

People who think they're a good investment though

 

The other day, I was driving behind a heavy set woman with titty tats driving a little ricer Honda with a large bumper sticker that said Rough Cunt. That feels like it fits.

 

I forgot I got a picture of it. You'll have to trust me on the titty tats.

Edit: Well that's not very clear at all, so you'll have to trust me on the Rough Cunt part too.

 

People who attempt to get on the elevator / subway before allowing people to get off

 

Using a manual toothbrush

 

your in big trouble because the gubbs is in your pocket as we speak.
and me ?
I,m gonna laugh when he gets you .
have just a wonderfull day .

 

"man-cave"

 

Wrawng

 

Where does this guy get the ass to run down Sandals? Sandals rocks

 

Titty tattoos

People who use the phrase "This is America...speak English".

 

-People that clap when the plane lands
-Fat wife, fat husband, fat child families
-Camel crush cigs
-Square toe dress shoes
-suits with 3 buttons
-cell phone belt clip (could just be old guy though)
-people that hawk loogies in public
- people that spit their gum out on the sidewalk, littering in general

 

Square toe = black guy around here

 

People who park their cars in their front yard when they have a perfectly good driveway

 

People who work or shop at those kiosks in the middle of the mall

 

People who wear cologne

 

Need to go McCarthyite House Un-American Activities on those who oppose Fireworks