Martin Shkreli C.R.E.A.M.'ed by the S.E.C.

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  1. three stacks

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    20 years, iirc. sincerely doubt he gets anything close.
     
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  2. miles

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    I'd imagine he's going to get quite fucked financially, which would be more satisfying to me anyway.
     
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  3. Wu

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    I can't imagine how utterly mind numbing sitting on a jury for white collar crime must be

    I guess he'll serve around 3 years?
     
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  4. Anison

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  5. Arkadin

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    Dude will serve like 15 months. Gonna get off light
     
  6. bwi2

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    If no one lost money, as seems to be the case from what I've seen, my juggsian research tells me his sentencing guideline range is 6-12 months.
     
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  7. killerwvu

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    Bernie Madoff actually did this. He bought all the coffee in prison, then jacked up the price
     
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  8. Arkadin

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    It was hot chocolate
     
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  9. Joe_Pesci

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    swissmiss actually :comicbookguy:

    apparently his nickname is the swiss king
     
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  10. audrew

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  11. Mister Me Too

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    Jury selection for this trial:



    Do not disrespect Wu-Tang Clan:



     
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  12. buckwild

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  13. southlick

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  14. bro

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  15. BudKilmer

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    I wish they did suicide him
     
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  16. dblplay1212

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  17. Brewtus

    Brewtus Got dat juice
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  18. ned's head

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    Does he really not have anything more tangible?

     
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  19. Brewtus

    Brewtus Got dat juice
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    Today's the day - sentencing. I know that he originally thought that he was not going to get any jail time, and today he has got to be shitting himself. Prosecutors asked for 15 years.
     
  20. Bruce Wayne

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  21. TC

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    Is the Wu-Tang album being released??
     
  22. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    this is fucking great
     
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  23. TC

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    In jail: "So you that dude got the secret Wu-Tang album huh?"
     
  24. fsugrad99

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    So

    Much

    Rape
     
  25. Wicket

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    gangs of people will stick their tang in a place thatll make him go "wu"
     
  26. Not William

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    Auctioned is my guess.
     
  27. Fudd

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    Making the tight end to wide receiver transition!
     
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  28. 40wwttamgib

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  29. Wicket

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    i want the skrehli crying in gif form
     
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  30. joe-

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    tang doesn’t mean what you think it means gbr
     
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  31. Brewtus

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    Big sentence for a dude that 100% thought he wasn't going to be convicted, let alone see the inside of a jail cell.
     
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  32. Wicket

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    I know but it still referred to genetalia so i thought it was close enough
     
  33. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    pharma bro to prison ho
     
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  34. TC

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    What if he meets one of the people whose AIDS medicine he caused to skyrocket in price :ohdear:
     
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  35. Hank Scorpio

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  36. LuPoor

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    He should have just kept ripping off middle class people that needed live saving drugs, he could have done that forever. Once you get into ripping off investors, it's prison time.
     
  37. joe-

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    should’ve gone with wang but what do I know
     
  38. Brewtus

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    He would've gotten away with this if he didn't try to become such a Twitter celebrity.
     
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  39. miles

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    Man this level of vilain-defeat satisfaction only happens in movies
     
  40. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle

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    The term "most hated man in America" is thrown around too much, but I think it's accurate here. This cat is universally despised (with good reason, of course).
     
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  41. Wu

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    :cryingjordan:
     
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  42. Redav

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    He should have gotten the press when he was ripping off sick people
     
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  43. LuPoor

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  44. BudKilmer

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    Butthole dug out like a canoe
     
  45. bro

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    Helllll ya
     
  47. Brewtus

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    This has literally nothing to do with Martin. Different company.
     
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  48. blind dog

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    I have an EpiPen Rx and get 2 free a year now with some discount card. Used to be expensive af