Martin Shkreli C.R.E.A.M.'ed by the S.E.C.

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Dec 9, 2015.

  1. —

    Well-Known Member
    Donor

    Yeah I think when I bought them last time the “deal” was like 2 for ~$600.
     
    blind dog likes this.
  2. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Endorsed by Fred McGriff
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Florida GatorsMiami MarlinsMiami DolphinsFlorida PanthersMiami Heat

  3. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesDetroit LionsDetroit PistonsDetroit Red Wings

  4. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin He ain’t me, he can’t be me
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesAtlanta FalconsChelseaAtlanta United

    Was hoping the bump was because he got Corona in prison.
     
  5. Wu

    Wu Cusses a little and falls short of The Creed
    TMB OG

    “Then comes the nail in the coffin, with the court saying even though Shkreli has claimed he wants out to help find a cure for COVID-19 -- he worked in pharmaceuticals, so sure ... Hail Mary -- the court seems to agree with the Probation Dept.'s scathing rebuke.

    They wrote of his claim of finding a cure that has "so far eluded the best medical and scientific minds in the world working around the clock" is the type of "delusional self-aggrandizing behavior" that precipitated the offenses was convicted for, per legal docs. The court didn't refute that, adding his altruistic intentions aren't enough to cut him loose.”

    :roll:
     
  6. Arrec Bardwin

    Arrec Bardwin He ain’t me, he can’t be me
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesAtlanta FalconsChelseaAtlanta United

    He’d charge $10k per dose anyways
     
  7. Wu

    Wu Cusses a little and falls short of The Creed
    TMB OG

    classic case of someone being back on their bullshit
     
  8. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesBaltimore OriolesWashington WizardsWashington Football TeamWashington CapitalsArsenal

    There’s bad/terrible people then 9 steps later you have him
     
    #508 Gunners, May 17, 2020
    Last edited: May 18, 2020
    Jax Teller likes this.
  9. snowfx2

    snowfx2 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Los Angeles KingsLos Angeles LakersUCLA BruinsLos Angeles GalaxyLos Angeles Rams

  10. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
    Donor

    r u srs rite now
     
    SD_Irish likes this.
  11. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Missouri TigersSt. Louis CardinalsChicago BullsSt. Louis BluesEverton

    That article reads like a Lifetime movie
     
    Tobias, Bay Bandit, MtOread and 4 others like this.
  12. blind dog

    blind dog wps
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksSt. Louis CardinalsGreen Bay PackersWu-tangCoors LightPoker

    What a god damn psycho
     
    Tobias and ashy larry like this.
  13. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
    Donor

    The hero of that story is the man who dodged an eternal bullet
     
  14. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed TMB OG
    Staff Donor
    Seattle MarinersOregon DucksPortland TimbersPortland Trail Blazers

    what a disturbing story
     
    IV likes this.
  15. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
    Donor

    Legitimately one of the most pitiful stories I’ve ever read
     
    yaywaffles, Mix, Lipp and 11 others like this.
  16. Mr. Bean

    Mr. Bean Well-Known Member

    Cliffs?
     
    HuskerInMiami likes this.
  17. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed TMB OG
    Staff Donor
    Seattle MarinersOregon DucksPortland TimbersPortland Trail Blazers



    her pinned tweet
     
    Fancy, Lipp, brolift and 3 others like this.
  18. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
    Donor

    Writer divorces her husband for shkreli, he uses her job for his own gain, ghosts her, she tells this story about them as a last ditch attempt to get him back.
     
    HuskerInMiami likes this.
  19. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsSeattle MarinersCharlotte Hornets

    He releases this statement: “Mr. Shkreli wishes Ms. Smythe the best of luck in her future endeavors.”

    And hasn't spoken to her since he heard the story was coming out.

    Can't believe the leopard ate her face!
     
  20. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersLos Angeles DodgersDenver NuggetsBuffalo BillsBuffalo Sabres

  21. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideUAB BlazersDemocratAvengersBirmingham LegionUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    attention whore sees opportunity
     
    Doc Louis and Keef like this.
  22. blind dog

    blind dog wps
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksSt. Louis CardinalsGreen Bay PackersWu-tangCoors LightPoker

    I wasn’t a fan of hitler’s genocide but attacking him won’t fix the problem
     
  23. Anison

    Anison Known friend and trusted agent
    Donor
    Michigan WolverinesDetroit PistonsDetroit LionsArsenal

  24. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
    Donor
    Texas LonghornsAtlanta BravesAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsAtlanta UnitedGeorgia Southern Eagles

    More like a sociopath who could possibly lead a cult charms a reporter who he can manipulate. She didn't even get more than a few visits with him at the end of all this and he's ghosting her. Not going to feel too bad for her other than her ex-husband.
     
    IV likes this.
  25. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTennessee TitansNashville Predators2pac

    Y.I.K.E.S.
     
    Bruce Wayne and bro like this.
  26. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideUAB BlazersDemocratAvengersBirmingham LegionUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    better analysis
     
  27. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
    Donor
    Georgia BulldogsSeattle MarinersCharlotte Hornets

    Lots of other leaders have done it.
     
    Lipp, LetItSoak and blind dog like this.
  28. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesWu-tang

  29. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Well-Known Member
    Donor

    That woman obviously has mental health issues, her ex husband hit the jackpot on getting out of that marriage
     
  30. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesWu-tang

     
  31. Mr Mortisay

    Mr Mortisay Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Arkansas RazorbacksTiger Woods

    This is on-brand for a Mizzou grad
     
    bro likes this.
  32. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Missouri TigersSt. Louis CardinalsChicago BullsSt. Louis BluesEverton

    [​IMG]
     
  33. audrew

    audrew Maste’sr of Education
    Donor TMB OG
    Auburn TigersMemphis Grizzlies

  34. Z

    Z Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideBoston Red Sox

    Jeez, that is just a pathetic story.

    Even the professor saw it coming a mile away.
     
    #534 Z, Dec 21, 2020
    Last edited: Dec 21, 2020
  35. EMAW FC

    EMAW FC Proud Smucker
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsFulhamSporting Kansas CitySneakers

    I’m so confused by her decision to do this article.

    is it supposed to be an attempt at rehabbing her image? Because after all that she made things worse for herself in the public’s eye.

    Freezing your eggs for someone you kissed once; next level simping.
     
    buckwild, yaywaffles, Fancy and 11 others like this.
  36. DaveGrohl

    DaveGrohl Public Figure
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideTennessee TitansWolverhampton Wanderers

  37. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

    [​IMG]
     
    SD_Irish likes this.
  38. Roy

    Roy Well-Known Member
    Donor
    South Carolina Gamecocks

    I hope this Smythe chick never gets C.R.E.A.M.’ed for the rest of her pathetic life.
     
  39. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
    Donor

    She talks about it in the article. It’s an attempt to win him back because she still wants to be with him.

    it’s what makes the whole thing so pathetic
     
    DaveGrohl, Lipp, PAHokie and 3 others like this.
  40. Roy

    Roy Well-Known Member
    Donor
    South Carolina Gamecocks

    Personally I think the whole thing was already pathetic before I even got to that part.
     
  41. EMAW FC

    EMAW FC Proud Smucker
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsFulhamSporting Kansas CitySneakers

    rehabbing image while still trying to win back shkreli

    does not compute
     
  42. SD_Irish

    SD_Irish El Mas Chingon
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishUSA RugbyUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamSan Diego Padres

    The whole article was pathetic but the part where it ends with her crying in a Brooklyn basement is totally appropo.
     
  43. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesWu-tang

  44. Ralph

    Ralph Well-Known Member
    Donor

    I read that story like I was watching a slow-moving train wreck, all the while thinking the wreck was going to be just her ruining her life to be with him. Him ghosting her somehow caught me by surprise, but maybe that's actually a happy ending that he cut her loose.
     
    SD_Irish and LetItSoak like this.
  45. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Missouri TigersSt. Louis CardinalsChicago BullsSt. Louis BluesEverton

    This is the perfect tweet

     
  46. EMAW FC

    EMAW FC Proud Smucker
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsFulhamSporting Kansas CitySneakers

  47. Paddy Murphy

    Paddy Murphy Well-Known Member
    Atlanta BravesCarolina PanthersWofford TerriersUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamLiverpoolCharlotte FC

    No chance that was written by the broken brain lady under a pen name? It reads like it was written by a broken brained lady trying to write an article about herself by somebody else.
     
  48. snowfx2

    snowfx2 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Los Angeles KingsLos Angeles LakersUCLA BruinsLos Angeles GalaxyLos Angeles Rams

  49. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
    Donor
    ArsenalTiger WoodsSneakersDallas Mavericks altTexas Tech Red Raiders alt

    I bet you are...
     
    RalfBully likes this.
  50. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideNew York YankeesJacksonville Jaguars2pacSneakersPokerFormula 1