Marvel Thread: Do You Want To Build A Snowman?

Also, I share my Disney+ account with a bunch of people. So it's like 30 bucks for 3 families to watch.

 

i concur with this. Was surprised that it wasn’t better but it was the first episode so It gets a pass.

 

The first two episodes of Wandavision were boring

 

Absolutely. Outside of Olsen they sucked. At least Falcon had the squirrel suit scene and Zemo.

 

They were different, though, and were very self-contained.

F&WS is much more traditional, so it's no surprise that it's starting slow.

 

Just started DS. I think I’ve seen it once. I don’t remember most of it.

 

I’m of the opposite opinion. Traditional storytelling, less episodes - I expected a quicker pace.

 

omfg

 

So it was good throughout but fell flat.

Civil War popped up so I watched that. I’ve probably only seen it once or twice but it’s been a long time. Seemed like it was good early on. Sucked for a while. Airport scene everyone held their punches like a bad WWF show and then finally Stark blew his top and no one could explain anything.

 

wtf

 

Drinking and watching movies and posting. A story old as time.

 

This is an even worse take than JeremyLambsFace's Iron Man 3 troll meme.

 

You went full DirtBall, never go full DirtBall.

 

Which part?

DS was good but just seemed like it ended too quick. I guess I wanted more.

Civil War just didn’t do it for me. Good parts for sure. It just seemed like a big battle and we knew no one was going to get killed.

 

you only like watching fights if someone dies? What type of sick fuck are you?

 

Yes because "lets actually murder the fuck out of each other" was totally the point of the build up of conflict between Tony Stark and Steve Rogers over the course of 10+ films was about in Civil War.

The "MY MOTHER'S NAME IS ALSO MARTHA" level plot development is in another thread.

 

Anyways it wasn’t my favorite. Glad some of y’all enjoyed it. Moving on.

WS, Ragnarok, GG still my favorites.

 

I really enjoy the Bucky and sam dynamic and the action scenes have been great, so I’m happy so far.

 

Imagine being a loser that thinks this

 

Civil War is overrated as fuck. People will die stanning that movie but it's not even close to as good as CA:WS.

 

Just took a deep breathe. Giving myself a 24 hr ban due to the blasphemous posts that have recently been posted.

 

But DirtBall 's shenanagins of drinking, watching Marvel movies, and posting are cheeky and fun. Tex 's are tragic and cruel.

 

IDK anyone that has CW over WS but the ripple effect that movie had on the rest of the Infinity Saga through Endgame was great.

Plus - the introduction of T’Challa, Spider-Man, and Giant Man was dope. High rewatchability but just outside the top 5 for me.

 

No thanks.

 

Yeah that doesn’t move the needle at all for me.

 

Whatever fat Russell Crowe can do, fat Val Kilmer could do better

 

I’ll never ever (ever!) forgive him for Javert.

 

liked Crowe in The Nice Guys...curious to see how Taika Waititi utilizes him

 

#ITrustTaika

 

What if he plays the fake fat thor

 

I've now completed my complete watch of the MCU movies with Endgame last weekend and Spiderman FFH tonight. I've even seen both eps of F&WS.

I am CURRENT, bitches.

 

Now rank them all and we are going to criticize, demean, and call you names for three pages.

You have fifteen minutes for your rankings, sir.

 

I best liked the ones with the superheroes and attractive women. Especially the attractive superhero women. Come at me.

 

Gamora or Nebula? Because everyone’s picking Nat

 

Attractive superhero women power rankings:

1. Wanda. Easy top seed.
2. Nat (IM2 version). Not a superhero, I know. But still.
3. Gamora
4. Mantis. I have a thing for antennae apparently.
5. Captain Marvel (long hair version). I expect this opinion to be controversial.

 

Nah, Karen Gillan #1

 

short hair Captain Marvel because it was clearly when Brie actually worked out for the role.

 

Don’t forget Chloe, she counts

 

Here we go boys. I wasn’t expecting this set of rankings... This could easily go 7.

 

And everyone knows Nat in end game is the hottest version of Nat.
Also ew at short hair Brie Larson and I like women with short hair. Just not her.

 

Non-Marvel Brie is exponentially hotter than Marvel Brie.

 

Brie Larson is No. 1

 

don’t sleep on Wasp

 

Hella

 

Idgaf if Aunt May has no powers, she is the hottest thing in the spider-inclusive MCU.

 

Nah, this soda factory girl from The Incredible Hulk is the obvious #1 overall seed

 

Peggy and Sharon Carter 1a and 1b