Marvel Thread: Agatha talk on the TV Board

"I would like to fuck her or watch you fuck her, but's it's just not a major turn on for me either way"

I will admit I said this statement and expect your support and solidarity here

 

Terrible

 

It's adorable that Sony keeps trying

 

that is a really terrible trailer.

 

It doesn't look as bad as Kraven. So that's something.

 

I'm gonna disagree with you here. not that I think Kraven is going to be good, but that trailer was way better than this one.

 

It's no Morbius

 

Maybe the only good thing about the trailer

 

I thought Kraven looked like the dumbest thing I've seen in quite a while. Especially the way they changed his powers.

But the whole idea of taking villains and making them heros or whatever it is they're trying to do is idiotic.

 

If I was Marvel I would sue Sony to get my name off that trailer.

It looks like something from The WB.

 

Yea madame Webb looks real bad

 

It looks like something that should be a mini series instead of a movie. The trailer was all over the place and the plot is probably going to be jumbled.

 

So yay or nay if I get bored this weekend should I go see the marvels just to annoy incels?

 

Wonder what sony does when both Kraven and this flop.

 

And because it's legit fun yes. Go twice.

 

Cool gonna go high, get a big ass thing of popcorn and enjoy myself

 

keep making bad movies because Spider Man IP keeps them in the money

 

I like him, but how many iconic characters can one man play.

 

That's a "fuck taking risks, let's just nail this" casting

 

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/m...s-the-kang-dynasty-loses-director-1235648140/

gonna need a new director for Kang Dynasty...which probably won't end up being Kang Dynasty anyway if they drop Majors and move to Doom.

 

Bring Russo Bros back

 

Dakota Johnson just mailing it in

 

Eh, they’re big on AI now, not a fan of that.

 

Did any of us mention Kamala’s “why’s is it so hard to draw hands” line? That always gets a chuckle out of me.

 

She's not a good actress.

 

I hate this picture choice because I’m now imagining Galactus with Raoul’s speech pattern and mannerism, specifically the part where he tried to seduce bond

 

Doom Dynasty, it’s alliteration, nailed it. Feige, DM me so you can get my addy for the check.

 

It's the right thing to do I think, but man, what a missed opportunity. Majors is such a good actor, and would have made a great big screen villain

 

Im good to throw out the entire direction of the MCU as long as they give me more Madisynn and Wong.

 

Beyond incredible

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzpM4alP_kD/?igshid=NzBmMjdhZWRiYQ==

 

Man’s driveway has more square footage than every place I’ve ever lived in combined. And I’m a wanderer, y’all.

 

How?????

 

From, he’s got a 1% chance to live, to he might live but he’ll be an amputee, to running up and down his driveway. Being rich and super healthy must be nice.

 

PSA: Only listen if you are emotionally prepared to fall further in love with Iman.

 

Who says it’s my first time?

 

I kept expecting him to start break dancing.

 

That MADAME WEBB piece is headed straight for unreleased tax write off

 

i have no idea how anything fits anywhere anymore, but the marvels was fun

 

Just got out of Spaceballs, er Marvels. Parts I really liked, but the tone was way off for me. And, up there for worst MCU villain ever. Loved Kamala though.

 

the Flerken scene is top 5 in MCU history. Is it enough to save the MCU? Probably not.

Kamala is just a joy to watch as she fangirl acts her way into the MCU

Brie in a white tanktop with that haircut is enough to hold me over tbqh

The villian was the weakest we’ve seen since Jonathan Majors decided he enjoyed beating women

 

We must protect her at all costs

 

Her and Hailee can save the MCU together

 

I want to go to Spamalot with Brie and Iman

 

Just let her write the over-arching narrative for the multiverse saga