Marvel Thread: Do You Want To Build A Snowman?

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  1. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    -Having marital problems on the verge of divorce *SNAP
    -Shitty boss constantly on your ass *SNAP
    -Sick of crowded venues and long lines *SNAP
    -Shitty hour long commute in traffic to drive 20 miles *SNAP
    -Kids driving you crazy *SNAP
    -Annoying neighbors *SNAP
    -People that buy a bunch of scratch offs and scratch them off at the counter *SNAP
     
  2. Jigga

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    1 of these is not like the others
     
  3. Hoss Bonaventure

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    *SNAP
     
  4. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Says right there I was spared. The stones judged me as worthy to lead humanity into a new age.
     
  5. Nostradumass

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    Seems ripe for a hero to step in and try to keep the peace in some city, only to turn bad when everyone snaps back.
     
  6. PeterGriffin

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    I think Thanos just needed to rethink his power. Why KILL half of everyone when you can just snap half of the universe to a carbon copy of this one. Now everyone gets to live and everyone gets the benefit of an uncrowded system.
     
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  7. Tobias

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    gf hasnt been able to see it yet. somehow has avoided all spoilers. she knew back when i saw it that iron man died but nothing else. found out last week when i mentioned the dvd release that she has forgotten the spoiler.

    pretty excited to rewatch it and her see it the first time
     
  8. DirtBall

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    If she doesn’t cry dump her immediately
     
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  9. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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  10. DirtBall

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    Did we ever figure out why Miles has his mom’s last name? Is that something that the entire ultimate universe does?
     
  11. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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    I’m guessing his parents married after he was born
     
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  12. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    I believe it can still be custom in Hispanic cultures to not take husband’s last name

    I’m sure others can speak more accurately to this though.
     
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  13. WhiskeyDelta

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    Per the comic I thought it was that Miles dad was a low level hero/vigilante and didn't marry the mom right away to keep them safe. But I could be wrong
     
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  14. DirtBall

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    From a quick googling pearl and Wu responses are the most common. But one cool thing I saw that I didn’t know. In Gwen’s universe Miles’ dad is the Scorpion. Also his name is Jefferson Davis which is....odd.
     
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  15. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    The confederate states of america's President?
     
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  16. DirtBall

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    “I am inevitable”

    “I

    Am

    Dirt

    Ball”
     
  17. Wu

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    Pls keep your fanfic to our PM, thanks
     
  18. DirtBall

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    “I love you 3000...”

    “I want cheeseburgers....”
     
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  19. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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  20. Tex

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    Finally watching Captain Marvel and it’s bad.
     
  21. Nostradumass

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  22. Tex

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    That was a bad movie.
     
  23. TheGrifter

    TheGrifter It's a trick. Get an axe.
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    I don’t think it’s necessarily a bad movie, but it definitely has some big flaws. There is no character development for Carol. She’s the same character at the end as she is at the beginning. She just has her memories and more power.
     
  24. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  25. football501

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    Rewatching for the first time since theaters

    That cold open, gad dam
     
  26. DirtBall

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    Wtf is wrong with you?
     
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  27. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
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    Well it took us 4.5 hours to watch a 3 hour movie because of the 3 month old pigletmolly (who was two weeks from the world on opening weekend). I've watched parts before today but not the whole thing. We can't all have your late night stamina (aka drubability).
     
  28. DirtBall

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    If the 3 month old cant fully quote the entire movie by now I think you should send it back. :twocents:
     
  29. football501

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    I can't do that, I love her 3000
     
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  30. two

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    Man that Endgame ending hits me right in the feels every time
     
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  31. DirtBall

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  32. DirtBall

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    Just watched Endgame last night but all these posts are going to put me right back on that wagon.

    [​IMG]
     
  33. Nizz

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    Like how BP is on the front line then he’s back in front of the portal post-“assemble”
     
  34. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    I like how the gameplan to keep the stones from Thanos was for Montana (Hawkeye) to pass to Rice (BP)
     
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  35. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    After seeing EG about 10x now, I'm comfortably of the belief that...

    - most of the criticism they got for Black Widow dying on Vormir is stupid, but...
    - it still should have been Hawkeye

    The movie (and her arc from WS until that moment) sets up Natasha to do it just fine. It makes sense in terms of her story. But Clint murdered a bunch of people after the snap and it makes more sense for him to pay it back there than to live and basically get no repercussions for his actions.
     
  36. DirtBall

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    He “murdered” evil men. Murderers, cartel, rapists, villains, etc. Nat had no personal connections outside of the Avengers, now that may be sad but it’s true. Clint has a family. A wife. A daughter. Two sons. If one deserved to live it’s Clint. Nat knew that and made that call. She wasn’t wrong.
     
  37. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Clint probably killed 4chan trolls

    He is good
     
  38. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Disney+ Hawkeye series ends with Kate killing NoobMaster69

    Please god do this
     
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  39. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    Just rented Endgame on dish,
    [​IMG]
     
  40. NilesIrish

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    Only half way through and man I missed so much the first run
     
  41. CoastalOrange

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    It might have been mentioned here but in SpiderMan Into the Spiderverse when Miles first goes and sees his uncle, on his uncle's TV is the intro to Community where Donald Glover is waking up for the day and is wearing SpiderMan PJs. I'm not going to lie, I'm very excited to find this little Easter egg.
     
  42. NilesIrish

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    Good God "I love you 3000" is such a gut punch. i have a similar thing with my kid "We always win together". Fucking dusty as hell.
     
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  43. Snakes

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    renting captain marvel thursday. it's literally the only MCU movie i haven't seen. is it that bad?
     
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  44. fsugrad99

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    It's fine.

    Nothing incredible, but Carol wrecking fools gets pretty fun.
     
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  45. Snakes

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    is it like Black Panther?
     
  46. Wu

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    BP is better but CM is funnier imo
     
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  47. IanBoyd

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    Shuri is funnier than anything that happened in CM.
     
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  48. Whammy

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    Nah - Talos is comedy gold
     
  49. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    I respect your right to have a wrong opinion
     
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  50. Xander Crews

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    CM was a perfectly middle of the road MCU origin story

    You can definitely tell it had 5 credited screenwriters because the tone was all over the place.