Marvel Thread: Do You Want To Build A Snowman?

I take PTO for the draft and national signing day every year.

It's the intersection of college and pro football. How could you not love it?

 

If you take out your phone during a movie, you deserve to have Ant-Man shrink and go up your ass and then expand

 

I don't understand someone who thinks it is acceptable to be on their phone during an entire movie. Especially this one.

It's going to be a sold out theater. There are going to be people around you no matter where you are sitting.

 

This whole thing seems like a problem that doesn't exist for people who live in better time zones

 

Guys, Brahman is also the person who wiki's the plot of a movie before seeing it...he doesn't exactly have his act in order

 

Okeechobee

 

Luckily I’m a Cards fan so my draft is over in the first 15 minutes

 

Yeah we had a guy try to record the post credit scene on his phone during IW. A bunch of us behind him almost lost our shit but the ushers were prob on the lookout cause they escorted him out.

People just need to turn their phones off.

 

Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there’s nothing to be afraid of.
Donny: Are they gonna hurt us, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: No, Donny. These men are cowards.

 

Chills at the "If we can't defend the earth...you can be damn sure we'll avenge it" callback

 

When you get another like from someone catching up on the thread



Thank you Dirt Dirt McGirt

 

IMPORTANT

 

#DontSpoilTheEndgame

 

Just go to the movie the next day jesus. You're going to miss a large chunk of it anyways as well as piss of a ton of people.

 

Or people who have common sense and courtesy for those sitting around them.

 

Brahaman talking about watching the draft on his phone during endgame and I'm over here getting tagged with this photo by pretty much everyone I know.

 

Bankz Soup

 

just finished winter soldier. onto both guardians now.

 

Says the guy with 12,000 posts on a message board.

 

is this some kind of a slight because he has 1,500 less than you?

 

says the guy with 13,500 posts on a message board

 

I’m not the one shitting on what people care about.

 

What if that’s what he cares about

 

Then he’d be dumber than I thought.

 

Shit. Well endgame just got spoiled for me on Twitter.

Read at your own risk:

Spoiler

 

Sure as fuck not reading and

 

hey guys Endgame just got spoiled for me so fuck you guys as well

go fuck yourself

 

It's not a spoiler, just a terrible attempt at humor

 

coming from a terrible poster

 

My kick still applies

 

not a good look.

 

Would you go to Avengers: Endgame and watch the draft on your phone in the middle of the theater?

 

What kind of asshole tries to watch the fucking draft on his phone in a movie theater. Wait until Monday to go see it then

 

Or see a Friday afternoon showing. Or, I don't know, put your phone down for 3 fucking hours?

 

That didn’t seem to be an option for this jackass so yeah your Friday option seems good if he can’t wait until Monday

 

I can’t even comprehend that level of self centeredness.

“I love the NFL Draft. I like Marvel movies. I’m fine with possibly ruining the experience for people who love Marvel movies (probably many like me, who have been waiting on this movie since they were children) on opening night because I think sitting in a back corner on my phone doesn’t annoy anyone close to me.”

 

Everyone keep dragging this guy, I’m enjoying the hell out of it

 

Guys, I think brahmanknight is already dead.

 

What??

What a fucking weirdo

 

His name was Robert Paulson

 

That is the absolute worst attempt at post count trash talk I've ever seen. It's impressive, really.

 

No. I’d wait to see the movie.

 

Well then, somehow, you're less of a cunt in this situation than brahman.

 

Just got to compliment Wu for his work in this thread the last two pages. A+ work man.

 

Not sure if this got posted at some point, but this is a damn fine edit, like all of his work.
Amazing hype video.