Marvel Thread: Do You Want To Build A Snowman?

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  1. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I’d spend the 2.5 months after I saw the movie training carrier pigeons to hunt you down and deliver the full plot of the movie.
     
  2. Jigga

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    You’d spend 2.5 months training carrier pigeons to send Wu a dick pic
     
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  3. Leeroy Jenkins!

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    Its a condom with a tube on it that drains to a bag
     
  4. Hank Scorpio

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    Either way, time well spent
     
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  5. Wu

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    I will be wearing my TMB Marvel Thread dick collage shirt to the Endgame premiere
     
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  6. CoastalOrange

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    No, because then I would actually have to get work done while at work. Not a fair trade.

    Though I could maybe do it for a month.
     
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  7. Wu

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    Rewatching Ant Man and The Wasp

    Holy fuck the scene where Rudd has to act like Michelle pfeiffer kills me every time
     
  8. TheGrifter

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  9. BP

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    Was watching this yesterday as I was on my bike. That and the scene where he gets stuck at child size and Hank asks him how was school and if he wanted a juice box. :laugh:
    And Evangeline Lilly is so hot.
     
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  10. TheGrifter

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    "Do you really have that?"
     
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  11. TheGrifter

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    Endgame stuff that is going to unavoidable to see (official synopsis and new costumes from advertising), but spoilered for hurt butts.


    Endgame official synopsis:

    After the devastating events of Avengers: Infinity War (2018), the universe is in ruins due to the efforts of the Mad Titan, Thanos. With the help of remaining allies, the Avengers must assemble once more in order to undo Thanos’ actions and restore order to the universe once and for all, no matter what consequences may be in store.

    A look at the new suits from a merch ad:

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  12. PeterGriffin

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    Wtf is wrong with that photoshopping?
     
  13. TheGrifter

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    It's from the ad. I first posted the original, but it was spread too far apart from the actual pic of the costumes.

    I chose to sacrifice the cut off of the title for a better look of the costumes. And Hulk looking more and more like Banner.
     
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  14. PeterGriffin

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    Oh the crop isn't a problem. Their wildly different lighting and proportions are killing me.
     
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  15. Pelican Grove

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    Seeing the original Avengers like that makes me want to shed a tear.
     
  16. BP

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  17. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Not to be that guy, but this should be in a spoiler. A lot of people are avoiding as much as possible, and I think there's a reason we haven't seen Banner/Hulk in any of the spots so far. There's been a ton of speculation on what's going to happen with the character, and any confirmation, one way or another, is spoiler-worthy.
     
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  18. PeterGriffin

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    I don't see it as any confirmation. Hulk was in Battle of Wakanda adverts before IW.
     
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  19. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I mean, some of it is inevitable. The spot for IW was intentionally misleading, and merchandisers are going to put things on shelves before the movie is released, understandably, I'd just like to avoid it as much as possible.
     
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  20. DuckD

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    Just wear an adult diaper. Problem solved.
     
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  21. TheGrifter

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    Pretty strong rumors Endgame will include an intermission.

    I really hope so. And so do the theaters, considering they will be selling concessions for essentially two movies instead of one.
     
  22. fsugrad99

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    I'm gonna need them to setup additional port a potties for this
     
  23. slhorn

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    Am I the only one who can hold their bladder for four hours while watching a movie?

    I’ve never left a theatre to pee. Just drain it before you get in there.
     
  24. PeterGriffin

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    Yeah but when I get a small 64 oz soda for $4, am I not supposed to drink it?
     
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  25. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    You need to up your water intake game.
     
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  26. NP13

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    Where the hell is this at?
     
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  27. tigr2ndbase

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    Fify. You had your numbers backwards. I suffer from dyslexia sometimes too.
     
  28. PeterGriffin

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    I'm bullshitting numbers, but their smalls are always stupid big.
     
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  29. Born Again Lefty

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  30. NilesIrish

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    An old style intermission would be apropos especially if Cap dies. Kind of calls back to his origin story.
     
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  31. Illinihockey

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    Maybe I’ll have time to run out to the car and refill my flask
     
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  32. Fusiontegra

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    I agree with the premise but I’ll be so first world mad if I have to wait 15 minutes in the middle of the movie. Once I’m strapped in, I want to just go until climax.
     
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  33. Mister Me Too

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    A real fan does whatever it takes to not miss a second of the movie:

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  34. TheGrifter

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    Gotta say I disagree. Supposedly the intermission is 10 minutes. Enough time to grab some more snacks and chat with my fellow nerds about what we have seen so far and what we think is coming up in the second half.

    Plus it helps theaters financially being able to sell concessions for essentially two 90 minute blockbuster movies instead of a 3 hour one. People bitch about concession prices, but I’m fine with it as long as it keeps my theater open. Nothing beats an IMAX opening night for a movie I’ve been waiting to see.
     
  35. Jigga

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    As someone who will have a 7 year old with me that will have to use the bathroom I’m all for this
     
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  36. snowfx2

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    I remember when no theaters sold alcohol. Simpler times of avoiding to have to take a piss during the movie.
     
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  37. tigr2ndbase

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  38. TAS

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  39. superfly0212

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  40. superfly0212

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  41. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    You’re the Anti-BoomMFer
     
  42. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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  43. You and You

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    I'm very interested to see how MODOK fits into this and what the general tone is going to be.
     
  44. DirtBall

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    Kevin Smith is writing the Howard the Duck one
     
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  45. You and You

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    Sign me up...
     
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  46. pearl

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    Do it Disney, you already own Hulu+

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  47. Doc Louis

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    If they don't make them as cheaply as Netflix did they could be pretty good