Marvel: You’re a total poser (Loki TV thread one more week)

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  1. val venis

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    It’s just myself and my wife and 30 bucks is more than worth it. Theater snacks/drinks cost a fortune.
     
  2. theregionsitter

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    I am loving HBO Max and these new streaming options

    watching from home is amazing
     
  3. killerwvu

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    Do like seeing movies in theaters though..def will go for Spider Man,Dr Strange and Thor
     
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  4. theregionsitter

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    Don’t think I’ll go until Dune
     
  5. NP13

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    i had completely forgotten about that
     
  6. Hank Scorpio

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    I'll still keep going to my solo movies and sneaking beers in. Just can't do it with my family without getting the side eye from the wife.
     
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  7. Tex

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    How many do you get in? And how?
     
  8. BudKilmer

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    I’ll go to 1-2 movies a year by myself, will catch all the mcu stuff with my kids. Did love stuff like Soul and Trolls 2 popping on plus
     
  9. Hank Scorpio

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    I just take 2 high ABV IPAs. Could probably do 4, but haven't tried and am also not trying to get completely hammered/pee a million times.

    Just put 1 in each side pocket of a jacket, drap it over your arm so the can bulge isn't obvious, and carry it in.
     
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  10. Tex

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    I see. I wasn't sure if you were just getting blackout solo in movies.
     
  11. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I've found that most teenagers making minimum wage don't want to confront some crazy dude bringing a full bag of taco bell into the theater.

    This strategy backfired the other day at the golf course when I had to shamefully return my personal cooler to the car.
     
  12. BudKilmer

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    :roll:

    I’m going to roll up to my amc with a bucket of KFC and a gallon of milk and test this theory
     
  13. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    We have a dollar theater in town that's ghetto as fuck. A lot of the seats have been cut up and the floor is covered with what I can only assume to be ejaculate. They give zero fucks though. I can take a cfa bag in there and be on my phone entire movie. I'm not even a blip on the radar.

    Craziest things I've seen taken in there was a bunt cake and pack of oreos. Guy was hungry and had a sweet tooth.

    Saw another guy try to take a huge bottle of pre mixed margaritas in. They told him he couldn't bring liquor into theater. Guy says it's fine, I'll drink it before I go in. Dude Sat down on the sidewalk and killed it. Staggered inside. Blacked out by opening credits.
     
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  14. Tex

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  15. BudKilmer

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    im crying :roll:
     
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  16. snowfx2

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    What a fucking legend
     
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  17. HotMic

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    Our old dollar theater (since closed down, RIP) was this way. We saw some crazy stuff in HS there. My favorite was the group that had a grill set up in the parking lot. They made ribs, wrapped them in foil, and took them into the theater with them. The image of this Debo lookalike in a wife beater a few seats down from me rocking a rack of ribs and a bottle of E&J during Gladiator is permanently engraved into my brain.
     
  18. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    This was a long time ago but I have a distinct memory of a child abduction at my dollar theater.
     
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  19. HotMic

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    :donotwant:
     
  20. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I think it was a custody thing
     
  21. skiedfrillet

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    so what's the next tv show
     
  22. zeberdee

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    What If?

     
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  23. Arrec Bardwin

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    A guy I graduated HS with got pistol whipped working at the dollar theater near us when it got robbed.
     
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  24. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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    This story was not as fun as the others
     
  25. Arrec Bardwin

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    He was like the biggest hardass in HS, so it was kind of funny.
     
  26. BudKilmer

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    Witness the strength of the Jabari... first-hand!

     
  27. IV

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    Major spoilers

    did not like Loki kissing Sylvie, but then all I could think of was that yoga sketch with Will Farrell
     
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  28. IV

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    Too build on that point I was like

    you motherfuckers already own empire strikes back what is the idea here
     
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  29. ~ taylor ~

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    She said, "I'm not you."
     
  30. IV

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    meaning what though I wonder? I thought that just meant about choices made, but maybe Odin snagged a different frost giant baby?
     
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  31. ~ taylor ~

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    Yeah, I don't know. It did seem like they spent a lot of time having the actors mirror each other to say she isn't a Loki. Even the way they sat with the sword. But she said that more than once in the series.
     
  32. bigpig

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    I think that's reading a bit too much into it.

    She's a different person because she lived a different life. Her experiences are different. She's a very broken person, considering how she was unwilling, if not unable, to trust that Loki was sincere or that Kang was telling the truth about killing him being the catalyst for a lot worse things. Her entire life was building to this moment, which is basically what she said before they entered Kang's mansion. No wonder she felt compelled to kill him; she spent her whole life wanting to kill him, needing to taste that vengeance, only to find out he's not the uber villain she imagined. Being told "killing me will only make things worse" was quite the cock tease; some people just can't handle a bait and switch like that without getting some kind of a payoff. Loki was prepared to walk away; she wasn't.
     
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  33. IV

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    well that’s what I thought, but ~ taylor ~ was up in here getting me second guessing, which again points back to Loki creating a weird new form of sexual activity… that requires time travel
     
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    Sylvie was clearly a completely different person and not really a Loki because she's the only Loki who didn't grow up with a support system around her. She would've killed to have Loki's life. She specifically pointed that out on the train. She talked about him being spoiled (Which he is) while she had a fucking hard ass life.

    It's why in the end Loki was able to change where she wasn't because killing and destruction is all she's ever know. They made that pretty obvious. Loki didn't fall in love with himself. Loki was more like Mobius than he was like Sylvie. At least that's what I took away from it. Also wtf was wrong with them kissing? It was laid out pretty well that they had feelings for each other.
     
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  35. fsuNizz

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    so it was taken down but Japan leaked a spider man trailer for thursday.. wonder if we get one this week or next.
     
  36. CaneKnight

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    Don't bring this fucking news in here if you can't at least show it to us sir
     
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  37. ~ taylor ~

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    I guess I'm wondering whether she's saying I'm not you as a literal statement that she isn't a Loki variant or just that she's different from him. I prefer the former, but am also intrigued by variantcest. Also, I always watch these shows under the influence.
     
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  38. Skiddly

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    Loki turned into a horse to fuck a horse so I'm not sure why you think this is too weird for him.
     
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    ok seriously..

     
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  41. BudKilmer

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    I fucking hate everybody. I want that trailer
     
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  42. IV

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    guess I missed that scene
     
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  43. ~ taylor ~

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    It's fan fiction.
     
  44. Skiddly

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    Except it's not.
     
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  46. DirtBall

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    Sliepnir has 8 legs. It’s a Spider-Horse.
     
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    this thread is quite the happy place.. everyone gets along, gets mad together when a Spiderman trailer doesn't happen, enjoy DirtBall rewatch live posting, the list goes on.

    But watch this:
     
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  49. Fusiontegra

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