Marvel: You’re Making Me Beat Up Grass!

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  1. oldberg

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    And yes I am drunk, still undecided if I’m joining since I’ve been the hulk for 2 years
     
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  2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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    Maybe it’s dead vision and that’s why he’s a dollar
     
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  3. slhorn

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    Question: is it angry hulk or banners smart hulk?
     
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  4. snowfx2

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    They wrote Vision fine for AoU. He prevented Ultron from leaving his body through the web and thus being able to kill him. Something the others couldn't have done. That's a pretty awesome show of power.

    In IW they showed the Glaive is an extremely powerful weapon. If Heimdall (one of the strongest Asgardians) gets killed by the weapon, it'll certainly fuck up Vision. Which the only way to do that to Vision was a sneak attack because 100% healthy Vision would've fucked up Corvus and Proxima in little time..
     
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  5. Simon Templar

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    I mean Bucky pretty much beat the shit out of Cap and saved his ass at the end of Winter Soldier so $1 is a huge deal
     
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  6. SugarShaun

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    It doesn’t say you can only have 5 people.

    $5 Thor
    $4 Doctor Strange
    $2 Scarlet Witch
    $1 Vision
    $1 Bucky
    $1 War Machine
    $1 Falcon
     
  7. Simon Templar

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    Was it ever explained why they didn’t have AntMan shrink, climb up Thanos’s butt and then get giant to explode him from the inside out?
     
  8. Doc Louis

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    Yeah and Hawkeye overpriced by $5
     
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  9. JeremyLambsFace

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    0% chance anyone takes Nat at $5 right
     
  10. tigr2ndbase

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    I believe this skit is worthy of a repost with this game.

     
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  11. Wu

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    Misogynist
     
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  12. Mister Me Too

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  13. DirtBall

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    They didn’t really explain the Glaive. The only thing was a quick line from Vision saying “his weapon didn’t allow me to phase.” So the viewing audience didn’t realize the Glaive works by nullifying the hero’s powers. So Vision knew he was there and if it was a normal weapon he would of phased then turned around and blasted him. But the Glaive wouldn’t allow him to phase. It also could zap Hulk of his Gamma radiation that turned him into Banner and sliced open Wolverines gut and didn’t allow the wound to heal.
     
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  14. Dump

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    I’d rather have her sister mirite Wu
     
  15. Wu

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    you’d throw yourself off a cliff so Florence could retrieve the soul stone
     
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  16. Dump

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    I would do anything for the Queen

    also noticed there is no Captain Marvel on the list :warn:

     
  17. Wu

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    She is too busy playing animal crossing
     
  18. Dump

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    with you no doubt
     
  19. Wu

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    my copy should be arriving today

    turn up for turnips
     
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  20. Weedlord420

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    Adding captain marvel would have changed the conversation from whatever it just was to “why isn’t she a power level higher or lower than she was assigned”
     
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  21. Simon Templar

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    Well that wouldn’t work apparently
     
  22. Xander Crews

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  23. Wu

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    Renner looking like David Lynch
     
  24. Xander Crews

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    Thor looks like Ser Barristan
     
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  25. Wu

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    And ruffalo looking like Warren Beatty
     
  26. snowfx2

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    Last weekend of April the last 2 years, quite the time.
     
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  27. MG2

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    Reading this made me think of what would have been going through my head if COVID-19 was last year and Endgame got pushed back 6 months. Most of my life is pretty much sports so this is awful, but having to wait another 6 months for that movie after the trailers had already come out might have been the end for me.
     
  28. IanBoyd

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    Same reason why the Doctor Strange magic portals decapitated Cull Obsidian like it was nothing and it was never used as an offensive weapon ever again.
     
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  29. snowfx2

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  30. bigpig

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    Spider-man getting bumped to November is going to be so weird. It's been a July 4th weekend staple since the first Raimi film
     
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  31. pearl

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    Didn’t Spider-man 3 get released in the first weekend in May?
     
  32. WhiskeyDelta

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    Or how Stark had an entire orbital array of assassin droids (FFH) that he didn't call in to take out Thanos
     
  33. Dump

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    nice lady you got there Wu

     
  34. Wu

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  35. SugarShaun

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    Raimi's Spider-Man 1 and 3 were May movies. But it's still gonna be weird not having them in the summer.
     
  37. IanBoyd

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    Number of times Doctor Strange previewed possible scenarios before fighting Thanos: 14,000,605. Number of times in those 14,000,605 scenarios he tried using the magic portal to cut off Thanos' arms before Peter Quill fucked up: 0 times.
     
  38. SugarShaun

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  39. fsuNizz

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    I had sex that night
     
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  40. billdozer

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    I don't remember that quote in the movie
     
  41. fsuNizz

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    it's basically what Cap says
     
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  42. Wu

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    “*squeak*” - galaxy saving rat
     
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  43. prerecordedlive

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    I’m on season 3 of Runaways and strangely attached to it. It’s certainly better than Agents of SHIELD.
     
  44. Dump

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    you pedo
     
  45. PrinceWimbley

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    Infinity War is a little bit better than End Game.

    lukewarm take?
     
  46. Wu

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    better than AoS isn’t saying much
     
  47. Dump

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    Wow
     
  48. prerecordedlive

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    I’m not yet able to rank it in terms of the shows. I’d put Daredevil ahead of it but I think it’s better than Cage, Jones, Iron Fist, Agent Carter, and SHIELD.
     
  49. Jigga

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    Back when AoS was just fighting hydra is was very enjoyable
     
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  50. Wu

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    Yeah but that’s about as far back as the last time you and your wife were intimate without crying involved
     
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