Marvel Thread: Do You Want To Build A Snowman?

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  1. brahmanknight

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    Bitch, please. Cap still a virgin.

    The amount of smash he'd put on BW would kill her. Be like Hancock busting a nut through the roof.
     
  2. Arrec Bardwin

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    Sorry but this guy is not a virgin...

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  3. Wu

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  4. Xander Crews

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    Y’all are crazy. Cap def fucks.
     
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  5. DirtBall

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    You can’t be worthy to carry mjolnir if you’ve got VD. That’s a FACT.
     
  6. Nostradumass

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    Okay, am I the only one that thought "oh this is funny, he's pretending to flip a giant inflatable tire."?
     
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  7. Simon Templar

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    So now ScarJo has VD? Wow! I’ll tweet it at her. Be right back.
     
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  8. Fusiontegra

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    Everyone knows that any unmarried woman has VD. God cures it with your vows.
     
  9. Simon Templar

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    Fitness 1st new Gym Training Tire comes in three different sizes including 88lbs (40kg), 132lbs (60kg) and 176lbs (80kg). Tires are PVC covered to not do any damage or leave marks inside on your floors. Perfect for CrossFit facilities or just to build strength at home or gym.
     
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  10. IanBoyd

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    I mean, are we gonna pretend like Natasha never actually gave it up for the sake of a mission or gathering intel throughout the years?
     
  11. Wu

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    She’s barren so she probably even let them RDNI
     
  12. dump

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    Cap only fucks Peggy
     
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  13. IV

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    Old cap really really really looks like Joe Biden
     
  14. MG2

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    He was on tour for months with his own dancers while most of the other men were fighting in a war. I don't think it's even a debate.

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  15. IV

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    Yeah this is a really good point despite the poor execution
     
  16. Manny

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    If only Peggy had just joined in when Natalie Dormer seduced Cap. Dump wouldn't be with us anymore because he would have died.

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  17. dump

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    Peggy had great genes because look at Sharon Carter
     
  18. Tex

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    BP2 about to get shitcanned
     
  19. Wu

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    What happened with Letitia Wri...

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  20. Nostradumass

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    oh gosh

    what happened
     
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  21. Tex

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    Twitter. She’s going wild
     
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  22. jrmy

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    God dammit
     
  23. jrmy

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    She’s having a vaccine melty
     
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  24. Wu

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    When you dual wield anti vax and transphobic content on social media

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  25. dump

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    not a melty

    literally just posted a video
     
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  26. jrmy

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    I would say all of her dumbass justifications about why it wasn’t wrong to post said dumbassery would constitute a melty
     
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  27. BudKilmer

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    Oh no baby what is you doing
     
  28. PeterGriffin

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    Anti-vaxxers saying they need to “100% look into” what’s going into their bodies misses the part where the anti-vaxx movement collectively has four brain cells that they share. Any paper or whatever vaccine manufacturers put out would sail fully over their heads.
     
  29. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    I also love the morons saying they won't get the vaccine because they think the government is going to track them somehow. They say this as they tweet from a cell phone that listens to everything they say.
     
  30. BudKilmer

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    “I will not allow companies or the government to intrude into my life” -a dumbass types onto Facebook via iPhone while Alexa streams music in the background.
     
  31. admiralawesome1

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    Meh, lame if she gets cancelled for that. Half the people I know are concerned about taking the vaccine because it was rushed.

    but also cancel culture is the worst
     
  32. Fusiontegra

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    This defense is straight out of the Trump handbook, sadly.
    "I didn't say it, I just retweeted it! I just thought people should see it."

     
  33. dump

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    You can’t make a mistake or else your life is ruined
     
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  34. Wu

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    Uncle Kevin gonna mandate a vaccination scene for her in the next BP
     
  35. portlandspartan

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    Worst part of cancel culture is this line of thinking. Someone says or does something stupid there are consequences. If Disney decides they don’t need the controversy associated with her being part of one of their largest franchises that’s not on Disney, that’s on her for being stupid. And not being in BP any longer doesn’t “ruin” her life. Certainly makes it not as great or lucrative or as famous but she will get work. She will live better than most.

    And of course most of the time no one is truly canceled. Especially those who accept some blame.

    who has been cancelled cancelled any ways?
     
  36. Xander Crews

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  37. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Serial rape seems to be the only thing you can't come back from.

    Unless you're white.
     
  38. dump

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    Kevin Spacey isnt back

    he isnt in jail but he isnt back
     
  39. Fusiontegra

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    I was thinking Roethlisberger.
     
  40. DirtBall

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    They’re still making this into a Disney+show right?

     
  41. Jigga

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    Its a Hulu show I believe
     
  42. DirtBall

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    Yep. Found it. On Hulu because of “adult themes” they used MODOK as comic relief in the super hero squad show. That’s designed for 5 year olds so it was mostly fart and burp jokes (amazing) with Patton on board this has potential.

     
  43. MG2

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    It's month nine of a pandemic and quarantine and some days really suck. That's when you throw Ragnarok on the screen and let it make you smile.

    The first 50 minutes of this movie has a tone-setting scene with Surtur, a Loki play where Matt Damon appears out of nowhere, a Thor/Doctor Strange conversation, the death of Odin, and the introduction of Hela/Valkyrie/Grandmaster... and then you get to the good parts.

    I still laugh out loud every time at this.

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  44. DirtBall

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    Civil War fucks so much. When “QUEENS” pops up on the screen. Mah gahd.
     
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  45. snowfx2

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    Rumors were out there today that Disney is going to be merging Hulu into Disney+ sometime in 2021. Probably have parental locks for Rated R type content.
     
  46. bturns

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    Heard that too. I’d imagine they’d do something with the profiles when you sign on...
     
  47. Jax Teller

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    It wasn't just a video. It was a covid truther wet dream video. It was beyond dumb and dangerous to share it to her millions of followers and her defense of it since then has been fucking stupid.
     
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  48. Jax Teller

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    Piss off ghost!
     
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  49. prerecordedlive

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    WandaVision quietly got pushed back to January 15th. Ugh.