Master Debate Thread (a/k/a "The Publix Parking Lot")

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Aug 13, 2019.

  1. TC

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    I approve this new thread title
     
  2. JeremyLambsFace

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    Ah yes, the Goose Creek Publix

    A fine place to have a civil debate
     
  3. 941Gator

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    OP’s logic is flawed. The debaters want to be looked at and this thread isolates them from potential attention.
     
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  4. Joe_Pesci

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    honestly though this is second only to the double scroll bar in terms of dumb ideas
     
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  5. wes tegg

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  6. marcus

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    This is a good point. Likes from fawning posters on either side help fuel the debaters. Maybe we should advertise:

    *THURSDAY NIGHT — dblplay1212 vs Arkadin

    The showdown of showdowns
     
  7. dblplay1212

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    Hard pass. He can't debate without throwing out personal insults. Within 3 posts he'd bring up me using the N word one time 10 years ago. That's not debating, that's being a child.
     
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  8. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    Own your past actions
     
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  9. dblplay1212

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    I have, repeatedly.
     
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  10. Goose

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    I wore shorts on an airplane today. AMA
     
  11. Baron

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    Were they cargo shorts?
     
  12. Goose

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    pfffft
     
  13. Joe_Pesci

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    How else would he have smuggled all of that skyline chili?
     
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  14. ned's head

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    Any time dbl has more than 3 posts in 15 minutes, every subsequent post should just automatically go here for a few hours
     
  15. Ty Webb

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    dblplay1212 what are the odds this whole Epstein case is really about telling yo mama jokes in the shower?
     
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  16. dblplay1212

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    I love how my words have been twisted over the years. Happens so much too.
     
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  17. Celemo

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    you not liking sunsets is still my fave dbl-ism
     
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  18. dblplay1212

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    I never said I didn't like sunsets.
     
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  19. Celemo

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    Yeah...I know. it was an extrapolation from the thread where you wanted the Rose Bowl moved off of NYD
     
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  20. dblplay1212

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    I didn't even say it had to move off NYD, just change time slots by a few hours. But no, SUNSETS!!!
     
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  21. kinghill

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    I like to cut my sandwiches in half. Fight me
     
  22. Nandor the Relentless

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    Where is your nearest Publix?
     
  23. Louis Holth

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    An easier solution is just to ban dbl
     
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  24. AlternativeFactsRule

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    There you are with your hatred of sunsets again.
     
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  25. dblplay1212

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    Michigan seems to not really care for the Rose Bowl sunset either.
     
  26. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Love them too much. Every time we go, we’re distracted by the beauty.
     
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  27. dblplay1212

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    So distracted you haven't found your way back in over a decade. Even Alabama has been more recently.
     
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  28. AlternativeFactsRule

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    It’s a dysfunctional relationship. It’s for the best to take this time apart.
     
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  29. TC

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    You're never gonna be able to ban dbl. Do you know how many dbls are already on the streets??
     
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  30. dblplay1212

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    Rude.
     
  31. Pharm

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    I'd love to see a thread that listed every dbl-ism over the years. I'd like to see how they have evolved into folk lore.
     
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  32. Celemo

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    #82 Celemo, Aug 20, 2019
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  33. dblplay1212

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  34. Celemo

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    the only one on there I remember clear as day is the punt return one from the McCaffrey vs. Henry Heisman thread
     
  35. dblplay1212

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    I don't even remember what I said. I know there was some dumb shit about "total yards" that people were using bc it inflated McCaffrey's numbers by using punts and kickoffs.
     
  36. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Or, you know, showed his value overall as a football player. Kind of what the Heisman purports to be about.
     
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  37. HOOSINSC

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    pop the tapes in bro
     
  38. dblplay1212

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    Punt return yards are not equal to rushing yards.

    HTH
     
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  39. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Probably more valuable.
     
  40. dblplay1212

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    :edmond:
     
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  41. ShuPoor

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    Citation?
     
  42. dblplay1212

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    :facepalm:
     
  43. dblplay1212

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    4 years later and people still want to argue when I was clearly right. Shaking my head.

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  44. ShuPoor

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    Each one looks like 3 feet to me, they are quite literally equal
     
  45. AlternativeFactsRule

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    A good punt returner flips field position. But more importantly, punt return yards are clearly a better indicator of individual athletic ability than rushing yards.
     
  46. dblplay1212

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    This is twice today that you have made yourself look really dumb just to attempt to argue with me.
     
  47. dblplay1212

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    Andre Roberts > Zeke Elliot

    Neat.
     
  48. ShuPoor

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    You're arguing that given various contexts, a yard is not three feet in length? Yeah, I'm the dumb looking one here
     
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  49. dblplay1212

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    I never said a yard was not 3 feet. Stop making things up.

    Rushing yards are more difficult to obtain than PR and KR yards. That's not up for debate. I could average 10 yards per kick return.
     
  50. dblplay1212

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    It really is weird how obsessed some on this board are with me. They'll make themselves look like a fucking idiot just to argue with me. Doesn't matter what I say, they'll go the other way.
     
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