Master Debate Thread (a/k/a "The Publix Parking Lot")

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wes tegg, Aug 13, 2019.

  1. ShuPoor

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    Well, you pretty clearly were arguing for relativism in measurement, but i will accept your admission of defeat on that so we can move on.

    We're not arguing about kick return yards. You only brought up kick return yards as a way to try to marginalize punt return yards, which are completely different and much more difficult to get. And which have not been marginalized nearly to the extent rushing yards have in modern football, since every smart offensive mind in football is now throwing the air out of the ball
     
  2. dblplay1212

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    No, I never once mentioned measurements. You brought that up to be weird.

    Yes, we're arguing all return yards. Why? Bc that was the original fucking argument from 4 years ago bc McCaffrey had over 1k kick return yards. Why are we doing it again? Bc you have a weird obsession with me.

    Moving on, weirdo.
     
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  3. ShuPoor

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    I barely even recognize your screen name. I just heard this thread was for arguing and i felt like arguing
     
  4. dblplay1212

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    :laugh:
     
  5. Simon Templar

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    Pro shorts on a plane but guys wearing flip flops or people taking off their shoes is wrong and should never be done.
     
  6. dblplay1212

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    Why can't guys wear flip flops?
     
  7. BWC

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    Simon has a foot fetish and can't help himself, obvi
     
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  8. JeremyLambsFace

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    No we won’t
     
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  9. Simon Templar

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    I just think it’s kind of disgusting because they typically slide them off and bare feet in the plane.
     
  10. dblplay1212

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    As long as they keep their feet on the ground, I don't see how it makes a difference. Now if they take them off and cross their legs, I get it. But feet on the floor?
     
  11. Simon Templar

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    Why are you trying to debate me on this?
     
  12. dblplay1212

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    Bc you posted it in the debate thread, asking for a debate. So explain yourself.
     
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  13. Simon Templar

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    You can’t debate with something when it’s the right answer.

    Now if you want to debate the looks of all denim Nikes I’d be happy to give it a go.
     
  14. dblplay1212

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    You can't even explain your stance.
     
  15. Simon Templar

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    Bare feet in a confined space with recycled air is gross. People rarely keep their feet flat on the ground and often stretch out into the aisle.
     
  16. dblplay1212

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    Why is it gross? They have more germs on their hands. Do you want them to wear gloves?
     
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  17. Simon Templar

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    Me: ok
     
  18. dblplay1212

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    Glad you admit defeat.
     
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  19. burnttatertot

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    I can't take anyone wearing flip flops serious.
     
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  20. BWC

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    I can't take anyone who doesn't understand airflow in an airplane seriously
     
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  21. ShuPoor

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    Is housing costs an acceptable thing to consider when discussing the desirability of living in a place? Follow up question to anyone who says no, when are you finally going to stop mooching off your rich parents?
     
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  22. Why would it not be acceptable? Got to live someplace unless you want to be homeless.
     
  23. 941Gator

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    We don’t want to see your (typically nasty ass) feet. Have some respect in a confined public space and put some shoes on.
     
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  24. dblplay1212

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    I have a few sneakers. I don't wear flip flops.
     
  25. BWC

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    This fear of feet is fascinating
     
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  26. Daniel Ocean

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    Disgust =/= fear
     
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  27. BWC

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    Why are feet disgusting? Unless you keep them cooped up in socks/shoes all the time? You wear a shower cap over them?

    That disgust is borne out of something...I'm calling it fear.
     
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  28. dblplay1212

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    Agreed. I dont even like feet. Like don't touch me with them. But if they are 4 feet away on the ground, why do I care if they are in shoes or not?
     
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  29. Joe_Pesci

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    Lol you collect weapons like a weeaboo
     
  30. 941Gator

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    FWIW, the original argument like 6 years ago was me posting about a grown man in full pajamas. It’s not that a guy in tank top and sandals is gross, it’s that some people view flying (being so close to others etc) as a more formal function than say going to the grocery store. We aren’t comparing it to going to a wedding or church, but higher than running to Popeyes (HAVE THEIR CHICKEN YET?). I completely understand if you disagree. I think those saying they “don’t understand” our point are just being difficult though. It’s also more of a “I would never wear pajamas” rule per se, oppose to worrying about another wearing pajamas, if that helps.
     
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  31. BWC

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    Appreciate the background. I'm in the camp of wear what's comfortable to get from Point A to Point B, as long as it doesn't infringe on another's ability to be comfortable. Flip flops don't reach that threshold, sorry. BO is going to always be a bigger issue than foot odor on a plane. You're nuts if you believe otherwise.

    It's 2019. Flying isn't a formal function. Sorry to break it to you all. We're not going back to the 50s, no matter if a loud minority hopes for it. I think it's hilarious that people worry about what others wear while flying, so I appreciate the entertainment value (much like someone wearing something ridiculous on a plane...humans are funny...we can enjoy it or have a stick up our ass about it. We all have that choice).

    I do understand your point, I just think it's a tad ridiculous.
     
  32. 941Gator

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    It was a thin light blue long sleeve shirt with flaps open. Same type of pants and slippers. Christmas morning style. He was 50-60. It wasn’t about grossness/smell, but more about self-respect. And the question was more formed as would you wear something like this. As for sandals, that would be a case by case basis. Someone with serious visible foot issues shouldn’t do that to us.
     
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  33. BWC

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    How many feet do you look at on an airplane?
     
  34. 941Gator

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    Due to a lost bet, I have to send Pearl pictures of every nude foot I see in my travels.
     
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  35. Ty Webb

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  36. BWC

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    That can't be comfortable unless there's some bhole licking going on
     
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  37. burnttatertot

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    I don't know what a weeaboo is but it sounds awesome.
     
  38. wes tegg

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    What kind of broke ass airline still shows one movie to the whole plane?
     
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  39. Daniel Ocean

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    Tyler Durden i am open to hear why you think dblplay1212 shouldn’t have posted that video. Is it because she is black at a chicken restaurant? If so why is that an issue?
     
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  40. Tyler Durden

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    You dont see it as propagating a stereotype?
     
  41. dblplay1212

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    I literally bought 30 of those fucking sandwiches. :facepalm:
     
  42. Tyler Durden

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    Enjoy the diabetes
     
  43. dblplay1212

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    You should stop and think for a second about why you think of that stereotype when you see a hot woman doing something funny.
     
  44. dblplay1212

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    I fed my office, dufus.
     
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  45. Daniel Ocean

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    He didn’t make the video. It think it was about the woman being barely dressed having big boobs and a big butt. I don’t think he posted it to make fun of her because she is black.
     
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  46. Tyler Durden

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    Literally almost anyone else could have posted that and i would not have given it a second thought. The fact you had your “typo” or autocorrect issue ( not sure what excuse we are going with now) yesterday and posted it- causes me to think about your awareness.
     
  47. Tyler Durden

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    Sure you did
     
  48. Tyler Durden

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    Again- his prior days issue combined with that post shows a lack of awareness. That is all i said.
     
  49. dblplay1212

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    I'm not going to not post something that's funny bc someone else on the internet is dumb enough to think I use that word regulalry. I'm not sorry I that upsets you.
     
  50. dblplay1212

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    I literally live blogged it in the Popeyes thread.