McKayla Maroney Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Sterling A, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    She's basically Kendra Lust
     
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  2. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Was just thinking we hadn't seen anything from Ms. Maroney in a while. Just checked and she deleted/disabled her Instagram (again) and her Twitter too, this time.
     
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  3. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    She'll be back
     
  4. Baron

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    I knew all these damn embedded twitter links would come back to fuck us.

    Can't see shit.
     
  5. 1

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    Just an inconvenience. You can easily find all her ones worth looking at with a quick Google.
     
  6. Gambler

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    Coke/meth binge.
     
  7. IanBoyd

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    That or she's recovering from a plastic surgery procedure
     
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  8. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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  9. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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  10. dump

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    GUESS WHO'S BACK

    BACK AGAIN

    MCKAYLA'S BACK

    TELL A FRIEND

     
  11. IanBoyd

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    So my back from plastic surgery guess was right?
     
  12. 1

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    Nope. Just reactivated her account.
     
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  13. AUB

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  14. IanBoyd

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    You can't tell me she hasn't had work done.
     
  15. 1

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    Ok
     
  16. dump

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    She looks the same as she did when she went offline a couple weeks ago
     
  17. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    It's almost as if she got older, went through puberty and put makeup on.
     
  18. IanBoyd

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    She went through puberty at age 20?
     
  19. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    She was a gymnast. That's incredibly common.
     
  20. Gambler

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    Attention whores always come back.
     
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  21. pearl

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    "How dare she!" - signed, the internet.
     
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  22. Bruce Wayne

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    All those extra hormones from birth control too.
     
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  23. DaveGrohl

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    It does look like she got her lips done but :idk:
     
  24. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    Boobs look the exact same as a few weeks ago. Those plumped up after she stopped working out.
     
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  25. Bruce Wayne

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    Thanks Wade!

     
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  26. Wu

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    I hope all of you can sleep well at night knowing you libeled a sweet girl
     
  27. IanBoyd

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    "no interviews pls respect my decision"
     
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  28. REGGNECK

    REGGNECK You wanna know what I been down , DONT BOTHER ME
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    Stay g ...
     
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  29. Sterling A

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    Crazy, I'm in LA right now, wish I would of gotten into an accident with mckayla
     
  30. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I'd like to get in an ass-cident with McKayla
     
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  31. 1

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    That Wade guy has definitely boned her. Bastard.
     
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  32. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    That's what I got out of that diatribe
     
  33. Bulworth

    Bulworth Obscenity?

    Us too, Mckayla. Us too. Your ass shots were taken from us in the blink of an eye. Tragic.
     
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  34. AUB

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    The end result of this is going to be some horrific Kesha/Iggy Azalea hybrid with dubstep beats
     
  35. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    You mean yourself in musical form?
     
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  36. dome foam

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    wait
    what?
     
  37. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Maintaining the level of activity and low body fat that olympic-level gymnastics requires can have a big impact on a woman's body.

    Crazy, I know.
     
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  38. dump

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  39. Tiffin

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    I don't know if she's had any work on her body, I kinda doubt it but who knows. What I can tell you is it looks likes she's 2 rhinoplasties away from Michael Jackson nose.
     
  40. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    This. The nose is the only thing that stands out to me.
     
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  41. AUB

    AUB My apple crumble is by far the most crumble-est
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    Just back from my huge car accident.. unfortunately, the surgeon had to replace my nose and my tits, and use some botox to stop the bleeding in my forehead and lips. He told me to be super careful because another accident would mean I need EEs to withstand future impacts. Stay g...
     
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  42. Don't Hate Me Bro!

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    Some of you may be unawares, but earlier this spring RoyalShocker matched with one of MM's "real" friends (confirmed via multiple IG pictures) on Tinder... was supposed to find me an in, but flaked out for some schnitzel in his bittzle.
     
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  43. 941Gator

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    she could use her fame in so many avenues that do not require talent, but not music :(
     
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  44. UncleJesse

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    So porn.
     
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  45. IanBoyd

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  46. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    :awesomeface:
     
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  47. Gambler

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    She's whorey hot.
     
  48. Shinzon

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    Can't wait till the Kardashian Era of female beauty aspirations finally disappears. That being said, I still love McKayla. But would like to fuck her in a room with some of her before photos hanging up..
     
  49. buckwild

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    Well done.
     
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  50. Hail Southern

    Hail Southern GATA Eagles!
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    Indeed.

    wait.
     
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