McKayla Maroney Thread

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  1. Bulworth

    Bulworth Obscenity?

    Laughed for 5 minutes and started choking. I'm such a weak man.
     
    #51 Bulworth, Apr 27, 2015
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  2. Barves2125

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    I like to think it's his work number because I can see him answering a call like this and immediately exiting the fire station as quickly in possible (via pole, of course) en route to eat some ass. Siren blaring.
     
    #52 Barves2125, Apr 27, 2015
  3. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    I prefer to think of it as his home phone and his wife answers and then brains him with a rolling pin in a fit of rage, "WHO THE FUCK IS MCKAYLA USER MARCUS??!??!?!?".
     
    #53 BuckeyeRiot, Apr 27, 2015
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  4. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    She's no Wendy's girl
     
    #54 Joe_Pesci, Apr 27, 2015
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  5. DrTomOsbourne

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    I still think those fappening pics were over 18 but she just said they weren't to try and get rid of them.
     
    #55 DrTomOsbourne, Apr 27, 2015
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  6. TLAU

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    McKayla #HotTakes
     
    #56 TLAU, Apr 27, 2015
  7. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    Agree but better safe than sorry.

    For now they'll have to stay saved on my phone be deleted
     
    #57 SugarShaun, Apr 27, 2015
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  8. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    They're also very accessible on many other sites.
     
    #58 1, Apr 27, 2015
  9. SugarShaun

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    I'm aware but it still seems like a good idea to keep it out of here if she even claims to be underage
     
    #59 SugarShaun, Apr 27, 2015
  10. Sterling A

    Sterling A Well-Known Member

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    #60 Sterling A, Apr 30, 2015
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  11. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    In that photo it looks like she's starting to get a beer belly.
     
    #61 Magneto, Apr 30, 2015
  12. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    It also looks like she's 3 fingers deep through her pants.
     
    #62 BuckeyeRiot, Apr 30, 2015
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  13. Sterling A

    Sterling A Well-Known Member

    aint nothing wrong with that
     
    #63 Sterling A, Apr 30, 2015
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  14. IanBoyd

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    #64 IanBoyd, May 6, 2015
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  15. orangebl00d

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    wish I was there
     
    #65 orangebl00d, May 6, 2015
  16. Taco Sa1ad

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    Definitely getting fat....5 out of 10 now, would not bang.

    #tmb
     
    #66 Taco Sa1ad, May 7, 2015
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  17. Sterling A

    Sterling A Well-Known Member

    ya we dont allow this kinda talk around here
     
    #67 Sterling A, May 7, 2015
  18. TLAU

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    an existential beer belly perhaps?
     
    #68 TLAU, May 7, 2015
  19. Sterling A

    Sterling A Well-Known Member

    [​IMG]
     
    #69 Sterling A, May 14, 2015
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  20. CUtigers86

    CUtigers86 Well-Known Member

    Guys, stop posting pictures of just her face.


    Thanks.
     
    #70 CUtigers86, May 14, 2015
  21. Sterling A

    Sterling A Well-Known Member

    your post certainly helps
     
    #71 Sterling A, May 14, 2015
  22. CUtigers86

    CUtigers86 Well-Known Member

    We were all thinking it.
     
    #72 CUtigers86, May 14, 2015
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    I wasn't. I'm good with any new pic of her.
     
    #73 1, May 14, 2015
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  24. Bulworth

    Bulworth Obscenity?

    Is cum high in calories?
     
    #74 Bulworth, May 15, 2015
  25. Bruce Wayne

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    Depends on the size of the load
     
    #75 Bruce Wayne, May 15, 2015
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  26. OHW

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    EdmondDantes?
     
    #76 OHW, May 15, 2015
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  27. G8rbaiter

    G8rbaiter The devil is in the details
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    #77 G8rbaiter, May 16, 2015
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  28. G8rbaiter

    G8rbaiter The devil is in the details
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    #78 G8rbaiter, May 16, 2015
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  29. G8rbaiter

    G8rbaiter The devil is in the details
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    #79 G8rbaiter, May 16, 2015
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  30. Jack Parkman

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    Just tweeted this

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    #80 Jack Parkman, May 16, 2015
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  31. G8rbaiter

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    #81 G8rbaiter, May 16, 2015
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  32. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    think those cans are getting a little bigger
     
    #82 EdmondDantes, May 17, 2015
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  33. DrTomOsbourne

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    On the pill imo
     
    #83 DrTomOsbourne, May 17, 2015
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  34. Bulworth

    Bulworth Obscenity?

    I refuse to wear condoms.
     
    #84 Bulworth, May 18, 2015
  35. Sterling A

    Sterling A Well-Known Member

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    #85 Sterling A, May 22, 2015
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  36. Barves2125

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    [​IMG]
     
    #86 Barves2125, May 23, 2015
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  37. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Didnt like me then, gonna hate me now
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    It almost looks like she's had some work done to her face. God I hope she doesnt start doing that.
     
    #87 00:06:00, May 23, 2015
  38. Sterling A

    Sterling A Well-Known Member

    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
    #88 Sterling A, May 26, 2015
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  39. superfly0212

    superfly0212 Where are my testicles, Summer?
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    #89 superfly0212, May 28, 2015
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  40. 1

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    She's starting to get next level hot
     
    #90 1, May 28, 2015
  41. Sterling A

    Sterling A Well-Known Member

    Starting?
     
    #91 Sterling A, May 28, 2015
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    Yes
     
    #92 1, May 28, 2015
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  43. Bulworth

    Bulworth Obscenity?

    Her friend has the face of someone who was just ordered to do the most demeaning and sexually degrading acts ever to be the best friend of someone famous.
     
    #93 Bulworth, May 29, 2015
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  44. paulski

    paulski Well-Known Member

    I honestly didn't notice anyone else in the video the first few times. I was focused on something else entirely.
     
    #94 paulski, May 30, 2015
  45. Sterling A

    Sterling A Well-Known Member

    #95 Sterling A, Jun 1, 2015
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  46. Littlefinger

    Littlefinger Everything I say is either a Jape or a Lie.

    Gymnasts tend to bust out a bit when they stop training constantly.
     
    #96 Littlefinger, Jun 1, 2015
  47. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    #97 UncleJesse, Jun 1, 2015
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  48. Sterling A

    Sterling A Well-Known Member

    real winners
     
    #98 Sterling A, Jun 1, 2015
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  49. Bulworth

    Bulworth Obscenity?

    She really is full service.
     
    #99 Bulworth, Jun 1, 2015
  50. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    #100 UncleJesse, Jun 1, 2015
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