McKayla Maroney Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Sterling A, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. Poetic

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    Can someone reply to my post with an explanation for what a simple response of "mood" means? Cause I'm old and have been drinking...heavily and I'm not always sure the posters know what they're talking about.

    School an old dumb ass please.
     
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  2. bro

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    People use the word mood on social media when referring to how they currently are feeling/ or how they want to feel. For example, someone can post a picture of some celebrity dancing and put mood meaning how they feel right then.

    that's literally the first thing on google
     
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  3. blind dog

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    She would put “mood” on posts that made no sense iirc
     
  4. bro

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  5. Hoss Bonaventure

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    There are words in her posts?
     
  6. ButchCassidy

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    Yes, welcome back.
     
  7. 1

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    Today is a good day
     
  8. Corky Bucek

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    So I just saw Makayla at one of my neighborhood coffee shops I go to. :diddydatass:
     
  9. BP

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  10. Wu

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    Corkalicious you better come with the goods
     
  11. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Hey there all you cool cats and kittens
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    No pics and I am not creepy enough to sneak a pic as she was standing right by me. I was in line and noticed this cute chick and I was that looks like McKayla Maroney. Fast forward she's standing by where I am sitting and I am now pretty sure it's her. One of the baristas gets a pic with her and he introduces himself (he's definitely gay) and she introduced herself back as McKayla. Obviously 100% confirmed. She said she lives in my neighborhood or close. So there may be more opportunities.
     
  12. Wu

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    So which airport is closest to you?
     
  13. hipsterjoe

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    she said “I’m Mckayla and I live in this neighborhood or close”?

    this is shaping up to be the next Sterling thread I can feel it
     
  14. SugarShaun

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    Let us know how the sex is

    Either with McKayla or the barista, either way we want details
     
  15. Corky Bucek

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    Long Beach
     
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  16. Corky Bucek

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    He asked her if she lives around here now and she confirmed. I can see how that is written out now haha
     
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  17. hipsterjoe

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    did you drop a packet of Splenda and she did a double gainer and the splits and caught the packet before it hit the ground and then you two locked eyes and she said “no good day has ever started with a dropped packet of Splenda” and then you guys got engaged
     
  18. SugarShaun

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    It’s like you were there
     
  19. Corky Bucek

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    Yes
     
  20. 941Gator

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    Was she as hot in person?
     
  21. hipsterjoe

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    my name is joe and I write Mckayla Maroney romcom fanfiction
     
  22. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    “Hey nice to meet you. Do you read all those guys in the comment section that talk about wearing your butthole like a mask? I’m friends w some of those dudes online.”
     
  23. hipsterjoe

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    “One of them was just hired and subsequently fired from SNL for being a racist. We have fun here”
     
  24. Gambler

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    So how did that ass look?
     
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  25. pearl

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    Dear Diary

    Dat ass wuz phat
     
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  26. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Corky please introduce her to indeed’s post about her
     
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  27. Voodoo

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    Corky don’t do this
     
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  28. SP1

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    Corky has always been my favorite TMB'er. Can't wait to visit.
     
  29. construxboy

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    Did you give her the King Arthur line?
     
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  30. TC

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  31. TrustyPatches

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    one of these bumps ain’t gon suck
     
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  32. TrustyPatches

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  33. 1

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    Question took long enough to be asked. Corky Bucek ?
     
  34. Wu

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  35. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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  36. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    Like that asshole amirite
     
  37. Corky Bucek

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    I agree
     
  38. w2b

    w2b underrated dumbass
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  39. Voodoo

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  40. TrustyPatches

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  41. 1

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    She needs to post more content. Much much more.
     
  42. construxboy

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    Shouldn't Corky Bucek be balls deep in that by now?
     
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  43. DirtBall

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  44. w2b

    w2b underrated dumbass
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    who do you think took that pic?

    :yousoricky:
     
  45. BP

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  46. Wu

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  47. TheoB

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    Damn. Actually looking better than ever. Wonder what she thinks about the Anthony Davis trade.
     
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  48. TheoB

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    This new friend of hers is a good influence


     
  49. Duck70

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    That's actually Corky Bucek irl
     
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  50. Eathan Edwards

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    Same, but sadly Mrs. Eathan will probably take that down before either of us even stands a chance.

    She is friends with one of my PR girls.
     
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