McKayla Maroney Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Sterling A, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. Fusiontegra

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    Le Tits Now!
     
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  3. Ty Webb

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    Whoever asked her that out there doing God’s work.
     
  5. BrickTamland

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    I can now do a cartwheel.

    Thank you, McKayla.
     
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  9. bigred77

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    I feel pretty lucky that my volume was turned down for that
     
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  11. DrTomOsbourne

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    McKayla i don't know how to twerk naked next to a mirror can you show me
     
  12. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    So for those not in the know, a big thing on TikTok is for womenz to show a little too much and just extremely briefly, like in the middle of a dance move. The pause has a delay on the app so people (not me of course) set and watch a video over and over trying to pause at just the right millisecond. Blatant nudity gets banned but a video with a little snippet makes it through.
     
  13. BrickTamland

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    :themoreyouknow:
     
  14. BrickTamland

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    I’m just laughing at the thought of that individual that watched the video over and over, failed attempt after failed attempt to capture that ONE frame... then BAM!

    “Mom... MOM I did it!”
     
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  15. Name P. Redacted

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    I don’t think that’s her crotch guys
     
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  16. bigred77

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    Stunt double crotch?
     
  17. Fusiontegra

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    Wh...whose crotch is it then?
     
  18. Biship

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  19. NCHusker

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    It's my crotch
     
  20. Name P. Redacted

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    This is Biden’s America, it’s our crotch
     
  21. Fusiontegra

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    I’d like to personally thank Bernie for the socialist utopia we’re now living in.
     
  22. EdmondDantes

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    I've analyzed the pixels and thats clearly the back of her dress, unfortunately. sad.
     
  23. Name P. Redacted

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    I built a GUI in Visual Basic to re-vectorize the photo and this is my conclusion as well.
     
  24. BrickTamland

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    Still not my most embarrassing... “inspiration.”

    Not even close.
     
  25. milquetoast

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  26. All_Luck

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    She looks like a 5 guy type

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  27. Doc Louis

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    Yes. Congrats on capturing the inside of her dress fabric. It's hemmed alright. Good job.

    Way to confuse it with a vagina.
     
  28. Barves2125

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    Oh right like fabric isn't just as sexy.
     
  29. Doc Louis

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    Right who hasn't been kicked out of Joann's for getting a little too touchy feely with the material....
     
  30. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    I could go In-N-Out with her 2... 3 times tops (sorry to brag).

    Five Guys not my style.
     
  31. Fusiontegra

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    Trying to get down with her animal-style.
     
  32. ned's head

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    I'd like to take a bite out of her bloody hamburger
     
  33. Line 4 Guy

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    These are bad and you should feel bad
     
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  35. ramszoolander

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    #milkshake
     
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  37. TC

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    Mike Rauch
     
  38. Sean Connery

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  39. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    You laughed. You can't fool me.
     
  40. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    For the record all you do is screen record and then watch it back in your videos.

    anyone trying to pause tiktok videos lmao
     
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  41. Professor Moriarty

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  42. bigred77

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    Screen record?

    Hell, I just learned how to screen shot
     
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  43. Nandor the Relentless

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    Sounds like it’s been an eventful week at your retirement home
     
  44. bigred77

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    You're thinking about buying a drone
     
  45. Nandor the Relentless

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    So?
     
  46. 941Gator

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  47. TC

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    Some of these chicks do not know how to "buss it"
     
  48. El Tiburon

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    I think she misread it and thought it said “bus sit.”
     
  49. BrickTamland

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    What’s this bus tit thing?