McKayla Maroney Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Sterling A, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. NP13

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    i have no clue what's going on
     
  2. ned's head

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    I think it's just the usual occurrence of white people ruining fun things
     
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  3. TimJimothy

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    hahaha white people
     
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  4. BrickTamland

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    Literally the worst.
     
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  5. Fusiontegra

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    Just below FSU fans mirite?
     
  6. BrickTamland

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    ¿Por que no los dos?
     
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  7. 1

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    Speak for yourself... I <3 them, especially when they look like the namesake of this thread
     
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  8. Ty Webb

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  9. Emma

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    never too late to sit on my face
     
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  10. Willpépé

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    Looks like she lives in an apartment's model unit.
     
  11. w2b

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  12. racer

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    Can we discuss how her fingers bend the wrong way? Thanks.
     
  13. Fusiontegra

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    wat
     
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  14. racer

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  15. Lip

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  16. Sir Phobos

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    she most likely has joint hypermobility. you'd know it as the more common name of "double-jointed". no big mystery here.
     
  17. IanBoyd

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    She was an Olympic gymnast, I'd be more surprised if her fingers weren't fucked up in some way.
     
  18. Fusiontegra

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    I'd particularly enjoy discovering how many places on her body this applies to.
     
  19. El Tiburon

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    She’s a beautiful girl, but her long term aesthetic prospects are not looking too good because she’s already showing early signs of having too much work done on her face. It’s a shame.
     
  20. Fusiontegra

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  21. Constant

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    On the umpteenth finger repair of my youth, my doctor explained to me that I had joint hypermobility. He said it's great if you're a pianist or surgeon. For sports, not so much.

    One upside, I could make my hand look broke as shit and freak people out.
     
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  22. DirtBall

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    There’s like a greater than 90% chance that when a thread about an attractive female gets bumped on this board that there will be a post that just kills me. Never fails.
     
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  23. racer

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    YWFMS
     
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  24. Sir Phobos

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    it really depends but in general, yes, because you're just more likely to dislocate something or tear something but depending on how bad the syndrome is and what it tends to affect, it can be a benefit for gymnasts as it greatly adds to flexibility. this would be one of the only exceptions for sports, though.
     
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  25. Constant

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    I've had pins in my fingers 3 times. Once on a football, once on a basketball, and once on a baseball. Shoulda took up gymnastics I guess, because I hated piano lessons and puke at the thought of watching surgery, much less performing it.
     
  26. Daniel Ocean

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    She is going to mess up her knees, ankles and maybe hips going running in those shoes.
     
  27. Ty Webb

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  28. Dump

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  29. Nandor the Relentless

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    I like that dress
     
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  30. fsugrad99

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    I audibly gasped
     
  31. Doc Louis

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    It's clearly already messed up her lower back
     
  32. 40wwttamgib

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    Pedro Martinez would beg to differ bucko
     
  33. Ty Webb

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    Sweet Christmas
     
  34. Dump

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  35. construxboy

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  36. Mr Bulldops

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    Yeah, this account won’t go terribly wrong
     
  37. milquetoast

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    I wonder what she's looking at
     
  38. 1

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  39. Corky Bucek

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    Haven't seen her since the day I made the post. I know she works out at our local Equinox level gym. So maybe I should get a membership, pay $200, not work out, and still not see her.
     
  40. construxboy

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    You'd have to lower your craft beer intake, but to not see her seems....worth it?
     
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  42. construxboy

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    The pretty ones are always crazy
     
  43. TC

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    Them thighs are a cult
     
  44. Nandor the Relentless

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    I think you mean that booth meat
     
  45. zeberdee

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    really sad to read what she's been through.
     
  46. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Fuck this guy:

    “Nobody heals anybody except for God… the angels heal. We pray for people, that’s all. Show me one person that says they were prayed on and wasn’t healed. Well, then they didn’t deserve to be healed by God, but I can’t even find one. Most of them get healed.”
     
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  47. BrickTamland

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    Reads like a corruption of the concept of religion that preys on the vulnerable (and apparently the wealthy.) I don’t want to jump to the comparison of Creflo Dollar and his fellow prosperity gospel teachers, but it feels fitting.

    You have people who have been through hardships and are seeking meaning and community, wanting to believe in and belong to something bigger than themselves. Here, buy this phytoplankton pill.
     
  48. IowaHuskerFan3

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    It baffles me how people fall into cults/traps like this. I'm not even smart or stable and I don't feel like I would ever go this route.
     
  49. Ty Webb

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    Some people are that lonely/lost/desperate
     
  50. Taffy

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    I'd like to get inside her cult.

    I feel dirty after typing that