McKayla Maroney Thread

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    She did ask what this website was and someone pointed that out to her and she was amused. She’s also called it “ridiculously wholesome” here so look at us
     
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  15. og

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    now you know she is a freak in the sheets if it wasnt already dead obvious
     
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  16. RU-Omega Potato

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    Get well soon.

    Worst pain there is.

    Viral Olympian McKayla Maroney rushes to ER in 'severe pain'
    Mark Gray 4 hrs ago

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    Olympic gold medalist McKayla Maroney was hospitalized after experiencing "severe pain" in her back and stomach that turned out to be kidney stones.

    In the early morning hours of Feb. 25, the infamous athlete posted a photo of the Benjamin & Carmela Du Emergency Pavilion in Orange County, California. She later posted images from a hospital bed and spoke of the pain she was experiencing on her Instagram Story.

    "Tuesday I was throwing up all day, with severe pain in my back and stomach," she wrote. "Had to come to the ER at 3am because pain kept getting worse, and I couldnt' stop throwing up."

    McKayla, 25, then added, "Just got by CT Scan back. I have a few kidney stones."

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    Kidney stones are tremendously painful. The Mayo Clinic describes them as "hard deposits made of minerals and salts that form inside your kidneys." The most common way to get rid of them is to naturally let them pass out of the urinary tract. In some cases, medical procedures or even surgery is needed.

    McKayla was a member of the 2012 gold medal-winning United States Olympic team that was dubbed the "Fierce Five." She also won an individual silver medal on the vault. During the ceremony in which she received her silver medal, McKayla seemed less than enthralled with the result and the look on her face was dubbed "not impressed." The podium picture was one of the most viral moments of the year. She later recreated her "not impressed" look with then-President Barack Obama during a visit to the White House.
    Since retiring from competitive gymnastics, McKayla has acted in several TV shows, including "Hart of Dixie" and "Bones." She's also played herself in several other programs.
     
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  17. skiedfrillet

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    can confirm kidney stones are indeed painful
     
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  19. RU-Omega Potato

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    4mm for me felt like a grapefruit.
     
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  20. Odin

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    she didnt deserve it
     
  21. og

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    my peehole hurts even thinking of a kidney stone
     
  22. RU-Omega Potato

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    It's not the peehole part that hurts. By the time it gets there it's just a really weird feeling and you're thanking God things are coming to an end.

    The part that hurts is as it's grinding it's way from your kidney to your bladder thru your ureter. As it's doing this it's damming up flow from your kidney causing some painful pressure.
     
    #2372 RU-Omega Potato, Feb 25, 2021
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  23. skiedfrillet

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    yeah i passed a 3mm one the other day and it about killed me. it hit me at 8am and i passed it at around 10pm that night

    made it all the way to 8 before i gave in and went to the hospital
     
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  24. skiedfrillet

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    the dick and ball pain > the back and ab pain

    and i'm p sure the dick and ball pain happens because the pain from your back/ab start radiating outward to other areas
     
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  25. fsugrad99

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  26. kinghill

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    what causes kidney stones? because I need to avoid that shit
     
  27. audrew

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    Dehydration I thought
     
  28. RU-Omega Potato

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    Lucky!

    It took mine 2 weeks to pass.
    Sadly, draft beer is a big one. Specifically draft beer.

    Blueberries too, which I found odd.
     
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  29. kinghill

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    oh good, good. I drink a shitload of water daily for the past 5 years and will continue to do so.

    Anyway

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  30. skiedfrillet

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    lot of things

    spinach, soda, not drinking enough water, genetics

    fun fact though, the compound or whatever in spinach that causes kidney stones gets offset if you eat cheese w/ spinach
     
  31. Fidelio

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    oh she goes to fatburger in sherman oaks too?
     
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    This post makes me feel old if you are getting kidney stones
     
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    Down the street from me. Mad I missed her.
     
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  36. AbeFroman

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    Oh, that dipshit will come up with some other dodge.

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    I'd gladly pass a kidney stone to catch a whiff of that ass
     
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    It was my blase (blah-zay) use of the word 'ureter' that upset you. I'm sure of it.

    I apologize.
     
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