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  5. steamengine

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    Dfw exuberance and lack of taste is generally different than that throughout the rest of the state, yes.
     
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    Can see where the pool and fire pit will eventually go
     
  22. Tony Ray Bans

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    If anyone hasn't seen it, I highly recommend the documentary Queen of Versailles. Its about this family in Orlando that made a ton of money in timeshares and is working on building this insane house in Orlando modeled on the Palace at Versailles. When completed it would be one of the largest single family homes in the country (almost 200k sq ft). Then the 2008 crash happens and the family is forced to exist as normal people for a while. Hilarity ensues.

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    Looks like a game of Jenga
     
  27. Homo Erectus

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    Yeah, its an actual mansion. They sourced really expensive finishes and didnt cut any corners.

    Choosing Scottish castle theme in Arkansas just seems like another super rich and pretentious thing.
     
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    I stand by mansion.
    Its a McMansions thread not McCastles thread.

    Also, the sex dungeon or normal dungeon?
     
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    Looks like they stacked a bunch of the homes you see being transported down the highway
     
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    Trailers?
     
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    They’re called modular homes, OK?!
     
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    There is a lakehouse down from us that has that roof line, boathouse roof matches it
    Its owned by aggies
     
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    Its Waco
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    Sorry the trees block the view, I had to grab pics from Google.

    Largest house in the area by good margin, on a busy street with many older (60s/70s) homes.
    I've lived in the area for about 10 years, seems like someone may have lived there for a year of that time.

    About 6 months ago they just tore it down.


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    These are the houses directly next door, they're equally ugly, but it in a similar and respectable kind of way.
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    Why would they tear that down
     
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    Did they use any color other than white on the inside? It looks like a damn hospital.
     
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    OD on opioids. Her mom says she’s sure her dead 18yo daughter would want the house finished so that’s their goal rn. Bless her soul.
     
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