McMansions

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  1. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    It's really a very efficient design when you want to squeeze a 2 car garage in a 3000+ sg ft house that's built on a quarter-acre lot, ten feet from your neighbors on either side.
     
  2. El Tiburon

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    Is she hot?
     
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  3. Why?Pokes

    Why?Pokes Take me back to the kine
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    Smoking.

    Don’t wanna blow up their shit on the ‘nets so here’s some Ichabod Crane shots:

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  4. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    if it’s who I think it is, it’s from Medicaid fraud did something like that
     
  5. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    ah yes we’ve reached the sharing private photos of women who live in McMansions stage of the thread
     
  6. Barves2125

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  7. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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  8. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  9. billdozer

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    Like the one you have?
     
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  10. w2b

    w2b fan of: Evil Mike Norvell
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  11. ~ taylor ~

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    It looks like my daughter's:

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  12. ~ taylor ~

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    Also that's not my daughter.
     
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  13. HotMic

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    House is outstanding
     
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  14. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    that house is fire
     
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  15. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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  16. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  17. GrizzliesDrew

    GrizzliesDrew Fuck Freeze
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  18. BellottiBold

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    I desire more infos about both of these
     
  19. soulfly

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    Al DeAtley. Yakima.

    Also. He has connections to the infamous Sasquatch footage :laugh:
     
  20. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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  21. HotMic

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  22. GrizzliesDrew

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  23. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  24. Barves2125

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    It is.
     
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  25. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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  26. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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  27. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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  28. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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  29. Bo Pelinis

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  30. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    Poor Crepeswithasmile
     
  31. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    i mean what's the point of buying a lightly used luxury vehicle if you don't show it off to your neighbors
     
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  32. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    god there are so many terrible houses in dallas that are 1+ million

    i spend hours on zillow laughing at that shit sometimes
     
  33. Zebbie

    Zebbie Hey Mike, guess what I have in my underwear?
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    I hate that around here - a lot of builders are fucking lazy/cheap & won’t just brick the whole damn house like anyone with half a brain would...it triggers the shit out of me too.
     
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  34. Stagger Lee

    Stagger Lee Crazy. Sexy. Cool.
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  35. BellottiBold

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    1) I want to know who else is on the list of "Texas' most famous dentists"

    "Forget Disneyland, this is dental-land"
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    Oh Byron, you card
     
  36. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
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    This dudes daughter bought her way into Jake Paul's stable of horrible influencers and is an "influencer" with a "music career"

     
  37. BayouMafia

    BayouMafia Thought Leader in Posting
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    lol he was my dentist 20 years ago when he was just a suburban family dentist before he figured out the Medicare hussle
     
  38. BellottiBold

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    holy shit he was BayouMafia 's dentist too? He really is a big deal.
     
  39. BayouMafia

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    not to brag but who do you think bought him the middle water slide?
     
  40. BellottiBold

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    There's a second or two in there where you can almost figure out what her voice sounds like
     
  41. 2

    2 GBR
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  42. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Iooks like a tractor storage shed.
     
  43. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    This is the McMansion thread not the county rodeo arena thread
     
  44. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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  45. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    Does a property this size have its own, like, physical plant? I can’t even imagine how much maintenance this requires.
     
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  46. Menelaus

    Menelaus The Red-Haired King
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  47. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    This house looks like they owner told the architect "Hamptons. Do a Hamptons!" To which the architect said "Okay but you know this is a house on a lake in Florida, right?" But by that point the owner had already hopped on a dinghy and sailed away.
     
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  48. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    So very Texas.