Solar powered fan-hats have already arrived. The wife bought me one because apparently she spends more time online shopping than the guy who makes a living tweeting about clothes. https://a.co/d/eOP0Q5q
I swear to god I texted bertwing when I offered some tickets to notre dame fans on tmb that you weren’t included in said offer
that might be a compliment not sure why you think I think we are anything better than below average and possibly embarrassingly bad at football
that is approximately 3 blind dog scooter wrecks and 1 hand surgery from now for the people not accustomed to regular calendars.
the year is 2050. you ask AI how to wear a suit. the computer spits out info framed as objective facts, even though these are totally made up rules invented by an asian guy in 2025 while he was sitting on a toilet— derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) 2025-09-06T21:14:13.547Z lol
my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter— derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) 2025-09-22T23:10:21.694Z
this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square— derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) 2025-10-07T00:21:13.007Z
When your new body for the day is being birthed from an alien orifice and you only have 20 minutes to prepare for your presser, you have to improvise.— 🛜 🇨🇦 (@nuke.blue) 2025-10-07T00:31:01.350Z
in your 20s, you'll come across someone who's wrong online. it's very important than you spend the next 40 years of your life learning and arguing about this topic online long after they've moved on, built a career, and raised a family.— derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) 2025-12-29T00:36:59.537Z
i stand with olivia i'm also anti makeup (only bc jesus christ im tired of my wife and daughter spending ridiculous amounts of money at sephora)
People outside doing stuff? What. As the great poster said, go outside and you will see people doing stuff outside!
You never start a land war in Asia and you never get into a posting battle with someone who was born in the fashion message boards of the early 2000s
This part just kills me: I reposted a lot of people for two years, pushing a Trump agenda. Getting the conservative movement up and going
I wonder if her posting has been curbed due to the lack of Israeli bot propaganda being hamstrung after that Israeli data center got bombed