Michael Bay's next attempt to Britta peoples childhood memories: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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  1. The Best Alive

    The Best Alive Interfere w/ dese nuts!

    When Michael Bay was connected to a live action project involving something that used to be pretty cool it was already a given it would probably suck.

    But Michael Bay is not one to stop at simple mediocrity decided to take that one step further and trample on the basis of the fucking show itself and change everything.

    No longer will the teenagers be regular turtles that are mutated by ooze.

    No, that was too far fetched for fucking Michael Bay. His logical solution to fix that problem? now the turtles are fucking aliens. Yes, Aliens.

    Fuck you Michael Bay.

     
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  2. dump

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    We must kill the Michael Bay
     
  3. HOOSINSC

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    saw this earlier and chose not to post it. i will refuse to admit this movie ever exists.
     
  4. Corch

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    Someone should kill Michael Bay.
     
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    Who wants go into the deep web hire a hitman to kill him. Or we could start a petition to stop him from doing this.This is un-american.
     
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  6. DUCKMOUTH

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    For Michael Bay.

     
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    Fuck this gay earth.
     
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    Worst thing I have ever read.
     
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  10. dcon79

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    First, we'll have alien turtles crash land on earth and it will be BRAAAAAGGGGHHHHH

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  11. OopsPowSurprise

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    what a fucking jabrone
     
  12. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  13. Wu

    Wu I was at Jim Fyffe's fucking funeral.
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    I refuse to like or quote a dump post, but I agree with him even though he's not old enough to grow up with TMNT.

    TMB must stop this. I will personally lead the crusade myself and take it all upon myself if need be.
     
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  14. Clown

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    If you let my turtles be mutants now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
     
  15. Wu

    Wu I was at Jim Fyffe's fucking funeral.
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    Oh, and the CGI movie was underrated.

    Between this and the recent Miami Dolphins developments, I don't know how much my heart can take.
     
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  16. oldberg

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  17. dump

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    Also :golfclap: to the OP for using Britta
     
  18. Jack Parkman

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  19. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Last year was a son of a bitch

     
  20. HOOSINSC

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  21. mb711

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    If he can get Vanilla Ice back in this one, I'll be cool with it
     
  22. 3NolesFan3

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    I mean, I think it's more than well documented I will watch almost anything. But God fucking damn it I cannot stand for this.

    I'll take care of this guys. Just raise some money and get me a flight to the set and I will ensure this doesn't go down.
     
  23. Wu

    Wu I was at Jim Fyffe's fucking funeral.
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  28. kentucky_dawg

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    He's the worst
     
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  29. $abear

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    I don't want to live on this fucking planet any longer.
     
  30. Cholly's Angels

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    What are they going to call it since they're apparently not mutants anymore?

    T.N.T. = Teenage Ninja Turtles
    T.A.I.N.T. = Teenage Aliens In Ninja Training
    M.B.F.A.I.M.G.B. = Michael Bays Faggot Ass Is Money Grabbing Bitch
     
  31. $abear

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    Long live!

     
  32. Gaknight

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  33. OHW

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    OP got a like for Britta usage
     
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    I give up on everything.
     
  35. Joe_Pesci

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    motherfucker
     
  36. Gaknight

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    Good this is so fucking stupid. I am raging right now and I hope Michael Bay dies a slow and painful death.

    I mean let's think about this for a second. The Ninja turtles fight using martial arts, so since they are aliens instead of fighting are they going to have like advanced weapons and shit?

    Seriously fuck you Michael Bay and fuck you to anyone that goes and sees this dumb ass movie
     
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  37. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    so tired of michael bay/james cameron type movies
     
  38. admiralawesome1

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    Seriously i will watch anything involving ninja turtles, but if he does this i'm joining the group traveling to hollywood to murder michael bay.
     
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  39. Cornelius Suttree

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    it'll be a fun summer romp guys
     
  40. Jax Teller

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    I have frequent flyer miles you can use to accomplish this.
     
  41. colonelrascals

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    ohaithere use the internet to find Michael bay's address so i can send him a bag of my feces
     
  42. The Best Alive

    The Best Alive Interfere w/ dese nuts!

    You know on second thought maybe it won't be so horrible. I mean Bay isn't directing it and maybe the Alien angle will be kind of cool. I mean hell, if they include Casey Jones it may even be kind of good.

     
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  43. bags

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    Shia will be Casey Jones
     
  44. NP13

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    fuck him

    that is all
     
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  45. Aaron Hernandez

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    i think shia should do the voices of all 4 turtles
     
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  46. $abear

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    Fucking MichaelBay2012. Get the word out and let's end his reign of terror in Hollywood.
     
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  47. Dwight Schrute

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    I for one am excited. Michael Bay is the Picasso of our generation.
     
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  48. Aaron Hernandez

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    more like the jimbo fisher of our generation