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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by DeToxRox, Oct 2, 2021.
Let’s have some good clean fun
Husk by 4 pts
I heard corn grows best under the lights so husks by 35
Is your DL as inept as Northwestern’s? If so could be fun. If not (I know it’s not), will be less fun.
Your coach is Scoot Farts and our coach is STILL more awkward.
Sweet corn grows best in Michigan. Feed/walk-on corn grows great in Nebraska.
Does Paint even work anymore? I don't think I have a computer runs it.
I’ll fucking use real paint if I have to
Get your kids working on it. TMB Mich/Nebr: The Next Generation.
I heard they still use lead paint in Lincoln
I will be in attendance.
This would explain about half of our bullshit. The other half is still due to Doc TWO’s deal with the devil.
Nebraska knows conservatives !!
Here we are again
It's been so long my old friends
Michigan wins, fin
Haiku is a ND thing. You will confuse the simple farm folk.
Like go fuck yourself, dude
Everyone knows Michigan doesn't have fertile soil
All the nutrients go toward growing domestic terrorists
I don't think posters from the states of *checks notes* Nebraska and Ohio have the political high ground
last week Michigan took Jump Around from Wisconsin, this week....balloons
At least our chud residents have never attempted to kidnap an elected official
Srs our defense is really solid but we will undoubtedly step on our own dicks in some new and amazing way and it will be spectacular.
26 - 25 Michigan
One step closer to Nebraska hiring Bill O’Brien.
Corn on the BOB anyone!
Because we never have any Democrat elected officials
Just wait until we go to Iowa, break out the pink jerseys, and bring our own sick kids
At the end of the season, we'll invent "Script Ohio"!!
We have the Blue Dot. I’m taking it.
Up by 6 with 5 seconds remaining Adrian Martinez takes a victory formation shotgun snap and Cam Jurgens air mails it and Martinez attempts to pick it up but throws a bounce pass fumble to Brady Hoke's headsetless corpse who returns it for a touchdown with no time on the clock and the XP clinches the game.
And a chud mayor :(
Oh, are we playing Michigan State again?
how's the Bobfather these days?
As Dead as our program
His brain exploded when we hired Trev as AD. His family is spreading his ashes across the mats before the wresting opener
Died in a hang gliding accident
My money was on him having a stroke when Maplewood Lanes didn't acknowledge his 300 game due to an illegal ball
Question: since apparently it’s a thing at Michigan for boosters to pay money and have coaching positions named after themselves (also can we all acknowledge how weird and awkward that is?), how much money would it take to get TMB naming rights to a grad assistant who is assigned to the punters?
Our Punter GA gets paid in Morton’s Steakhouse gift cards, so a moderate amount
We have actual coaches working on special teams. You should try it.
Pffft, we just missed no kicks and had our punter uncork an 84 yarder last week. Obviously the holes in that dam are plugged.
Joke’s on you, I’m a Michigan voter
Yeah well I voted for Joe in Michigan and Nebraska