Michigan/Nebraska Thread: We will also discuss Scott Frost’s imploding marriage

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  1. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox (Insert name here) is tired - try again, Vin
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  2. Celemo

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  3. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Husk by 4 pts
     
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  4. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    easily.
     
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  5. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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  6. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox (Insert name here) is tired - try again, Vin
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    I heard corn grows best under the lights so husks by 35
     
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  7. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
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    Is your DL as inept as Northwestern’s? If so could be fun. If not (I know it’s not), will be less fun.
     
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  8. Constant

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    Your coach is Scoot Farts and our coach is STILL more awkward.
     
  9. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
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    Sweet corn grows best in Michigan. Feed/walk-on corn grows great in Nebraska.
     
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  10. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
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    Does Paint even work anymore? I don't think I have a computer runs it.
     
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  11. Celemo

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    I’ll fucking use real paint if I have to
     
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  12. Constant

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    Get your kids working on it. TMB Mich/Nebr: The Next Generation.
     
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  13. DeToxRox

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    I heard they still use lead paint in Lincoln
     
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  14. tjsblue

    tjsblue I was right at the time
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    Thread watched
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  16. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis Yesterday is a hard word for me.
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    I will be in attendance.
     
  17. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    This would explain about half of our bullshit. The other half is still due to Doc TWO’s deal with the devil.
     
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  18. OHW

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    62-6 huskers

    conservative estimate
     
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  19. DeToxRox

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    Nebraska knows conservatives !!
     
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  20. DeToxRox

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  21. WolverineJack

    WolverineJack Nature made me a freak.
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    Here we are again
    It's been so long my old friends
    Michigan wins, fin
     
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  22. Constant

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    Haiku is a ND thing. You will confuse the simple farm folk.
     
  23. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    Like go fuck yourself, dude
     
  24. Corch

    Corch I wanna talk to Sampson
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    Everyone knows Michigan doesn't have fertile soil
     
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  25. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    All the nutrients go toward growing domestic terrorists
     
  26. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    I don't think posters from the states of *checks notes* Nebraska and Ohio have the political high ground

    :diamondjoe:
     
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  27. Celemo

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    last week Michigan took Jump Around from Wisconsin, this week....balloons

    neb.jpg
     
  28. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis Yesterday is a hard word for me.
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    At least our chud residents have never attempted to kidnap an elected official


    yet!
     
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  29. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis Yesterday is a hard word for me.
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    Srs our defense is really solid but we will undoubtedly step on our own dicks in some new and amazing way and it will be spectacular.

    26 - 25 Michigan
     
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  30. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox (Insert name here) is tired - try again, Vin
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    One step closer to Nebraska hiring Bill O’Brien.

    Corn on the BOB anyone!
     
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  31. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    Because we never have any Democrat elected officials :feelsbadman:
     
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  32. $P1

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    Just wait until we go to Iowa, break out the pink jerseys, and bring our own sick kids
     
  33. Constant

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    At the end of the season, we'll invent "Script Ohio"!!

    Oh, wait....
     
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  34. dcon79

    dcon79 Nailed it
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    We have the Blue Dot. I’m taking it.
     
  35. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis Yesterday is a hard word for me.
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    Up by 6 with 5 seconds remaining Adrian Martinez takes a victory formation shotgun snap and Cam Jurgens air mails it and Martinez attempts to pick it up but throws a bounce pass fumble to Brady Hoke's headsetless corpse who returns it for a touchdown with no time on the clock and the XP clinches the game.
     
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  36. 20/20/20/20

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    And a chud mayor :(
     
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  37. Bruce Wayne

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  38. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    Oh, are we playing Michigan State again?
     
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  39. Houndster

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    Nebraska’s back
     
  40. Celemo

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    how's the Bobfather these days?
     
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  41. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    As Dead as our program
     
  42. Houndster

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    His brain exploded when we hired Trev as AD. His family is spreading his ashes across the mats before the wresting opener
     
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  43. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Died in a hang gliding accident
     
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  44. Celemo

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    My money was on him having a stroke when Maplewood Lanes didn't acknowledge his 300 game due to an illegal ball
     
  45. RonBurgundy

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    Question: since apparently it’s a thing at Michigan for boosters to pay money and have coaching positions named after themselves (also can we all acknowledge how weird and awkward that is?), how much money would it take to get TMB naming rights to a grad assistant who is assigned to the punters?
     
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  46. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox (Insert name here) is tired - try again, Vin
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    Our Punter GA gets paid in Morton’s Steakhouse gift cards, so a moderate amount
     
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  47. Constant

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    We have actual coaches working on special teams. You should try it.
     
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  48. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
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    Pffft, we just missed no kicks and had our punter uncork an 84 yarder last week. Obviously the holes in that dam are plugged.
     
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  49. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Joke’s on you, I’m a Michigan voter
     
  50. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox (Insert name here) is tired - try again, Vin
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    Yeah well I voted for Joe in Michigan and Nebraska
     
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