Michigan/Nebraska Thread: We will also discuss Scott Frost’s imploding marriage

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  1. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox (Insert name here) is tired - try again, Vin
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    #1 DeToxRox, Oct 2, 2021
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  2. Celemo

    Celemo Meatball's dad
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    #2 Celemo, Oct 2, 2021
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  3. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Husk by 4 pts
     
    #3 1, Oct 2, 2021
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  4. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    easily.
     
    #4 Blu Tang Clan, Oct 2, 2021
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  5. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    Go woofs
     
    #5 The Banks, Oct 2, 2021
  6. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox (Insert name here) is tired - try again, Vin
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    I heard corn grows best under the lights so husks by 35
     
    #6 DeToxRox, Oct 2, 2021
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  7. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
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    Is your DL as inept as Northwestern’s? If so could be fun. If not (I know it’s not), will be less fun.
     
    #7 football501, Oct 2, 2021
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  8. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Your coach is Scoot Farts and our coach is STILL more awkward.
     
    #8 Constant, Oct 2, 2021
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  9. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
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    Sweet corn grows best in Michigan. Feed/walk-on corn grows great in Nebraska.
     
    #9 ~ taylor ~, Oct 2, 2021
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  10. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
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    Does Paint even work anymore? I don't think I have a computer runs it.
     
    #10 ~ taylor ~, Oct 2, 2021
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  11. Celemo

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    I’ll fucking use real paint if I have to
     
    #11 Celemo, Oct 2, 2021
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  12. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Get your kids working on it. TMB Mich/Nebr: The Next Generation.
     
    #12 Constant, Oct 2, 2021
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  13. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox (Insert name here) is tired - try again, Vin
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    I heard they still use lead paint in Lincoln
     
    #13 DeToxRox, Oct 2, 2021
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  14. tjsblue

    tjsblue I was right at the time
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    Thread watched
     
    #14 tjsblue, Oct 2, 2021
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    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    [​IMG]
     
    #15 1, Oct 2, 2021
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  16. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis Yesterday is a hard word for me.
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    I will be in attendance.
     
    #16 Bo Pelinis, Oct 3, 2021
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  17. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    This would explain about half of our bullshit. The other half is still due to Doc TWO’s deal with the devil.
     
    #17 BWC, Oct 3, 2021
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  18. OHW

    OHW Well-Known Member
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    62-6 huskers

    conservative estimate
     
    #18 OHW, Oct 3, 2021
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  19. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox (Insert name here) is tired - try again, Vin
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    Nebraska knows conservatives !!
     
    #19 DeToxRox, Oct 3, 2021
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  20. DeToxRox

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    #20 DeToxRox, Oct 3, 2021
  21. WolverineJack

    WolverineJack Nature made me a freak.
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    Here we are again
    It's been so long my old friends
    Michigan wins, fin
     
    #21 WolverineJack, Oct 3, 2021
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  22. Constant

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    Haiku is a ND thing. You will confuse the simple farm folk.
     
    #22 Constant, Oct 3, 2021
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  23. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    Like go fuck yourself, dude
     
    #23 IowaHuskerFan3, Oct 3, 2021
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  24. Corch

    Corch I wanna talk to Sampson
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    Everyone knows Michigan doesn't have fertile soil
     
    #24 Corch, Oct 3, 2021
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  25. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    All the nutrients go toward growing domestic terrorists
     
    #25 BWC, Oct 4, 2021
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  26. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    I don't think posters from the states of *checks notes* Nebraska and Ohio have the political high ground

    :diamondjoe:
     
    #26 $P1, Oct 4, 2021
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  27. Celemo

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    last week Michigan took Jump Around from Wisconsin, this week....balloons

    neb.jpg
     
    #27 Celemo, Oct 4, 2021
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  28. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis Yesterday is a hard word for me.
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    At least our chud residents have never attempted to kidnap an elected official


    yet!
     
    #28 Bo Pelinis, Oct 4, 2021
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  29. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis Yesterday is a hard word for me.
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    Srs our defense is really solid but we will undoubtedly step on our own dicks in some new and amazing way and it will be spectacular.

    26 - 25 Michigan
     
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  30. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox (Insert name here) is tired - try again, Vin
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    One step closer to Nebraska hiring Bill O’Brien.

    Corn on the BOB anyone!
     
    #30 DeToxRox, Oct 4, 2021
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  31. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    Because we never have any Democrat elected officials :feelsbadman:
     
    #31 20/20/20/20, Oct 4, 2021
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  32. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    Just wait until we go to Iowa, break out the pink jerseys, and bring our own sick kids
     
    #32 $P1, Oct 4, 2021
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  33. Constant

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    At the end of the season, we'll invent "Script Ohio"!!

    Oh, wait....
     
    #33 Constant, Oct 4, 2021
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  34. dcon79

    dcon79 Nailed it
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    We have the Blue Dot. I’m taking it.
     
    #34 dcon79, Oct 4, 2021
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  35. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis Yesterday is a hard word for me.
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    Up by 6 with 5 seconds remaining Adrian Martinez takes a victory formation shotgun snap and Cam Jurgens air mails it and Martinez attempts to pick it up but throws a bounce pass fumble to Brady Hoke's headsetless corpse who returns it for a touchdown with no time on the clock and the XP clinches the game.
     
    #35 Bo Pelinis, Oct 4, 2021
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  36. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    And a chud mayor :(
     
    #36 20/20/20/20, Oct 4, 2021
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  37. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    69-0
     
    #37 Bruce Wayne, Oct 4, 2021
  38. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    Oh, are we playing Michigan State again?
     
    #38 20/20/20/20, Oct 4, 2021
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  39. Houndster

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    Nebraska’s back
     
    #39 Houndster, Oct 4, 2021
  40. Celemo

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    how's the Bobfather these days?
     
    #40 Celemo, Oct 4, 2021
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  41. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I husk hard
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    As Dead as our program
     
    #41 IowaHuskerFan3, Oct 4, 2021
  42. Houndster

    Houndster Well-Known Member
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    His brain exploded when we hired Trev as AD. His family is spreading his ashes across the mats before the wresting opener
     
    #42 Houndster, Oct 4, 2021
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  43. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Died in a hang gliding accident
     
    #43 BrentTray, Oct 4, 2021
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  44. Celemo

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    My money was on him having a stroke when Maplewood Lanes didn't acknowledge his 300 game due to an illegal ball
     
    #44 Celemo, Oct 4, 2021
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  45. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    Question: since apparently it’s a thing at Michigan for boosters to pay money and have coaching positions named after themselves (also can we all acknowledge how weird and awkward that is?), how much money would it take to get TMB naming rights to a grad assistant who is assigned to the punters?
     
    #45 RonBurgundy, Oct 4, 2021
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  46. DeToxRox

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    Our Punter GA gets paid in Morton’s Steakhouse gift cards, so a moderate amount
     
    #46 DeToxRox, Oct 4, 2021
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  47. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    We have actual coaches working on special teams. You should try it.
     
    #47 Constant, Oct 4, 2021
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  48. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
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    Pffft, we just missed no kicks and had our punter uncork an 84 yarder last week. Obviously the holes in that dam are plugged.
     
    #48 football501, Oct 4, 2021
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  49. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Joke’s on you, I’m a Michigan voter
     
    #49 BWC, Oct 4, 2021
  50. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox (Insert name here) is tired - try again, Vin
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    Yeah well I voted for Joe in Michigan and Nebraska
     
    #50 DeToxRox, Oct 4, 2021
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