Midnight Mel Masturbates Maliciously

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  1. Celemo

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    lol
     
  2. portlandspartan

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    No.

    Or QBs, OL, TE, DL, CB, kickers

    WR is ok maybe - it’s hard to know. But you can’t have anymore of those.
     
  3. M'ark Pepperonio

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    You may have all of them
     
  4. Bricktop the white

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    Ok but this doesnt answer if theyre good or not
     
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  5. BleedinGreen

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    Yes, all great. Please come get them.
     
  6. Tony Wonder

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  7. Nole0515

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    are you sure its not a Harlan Barnett issue instead of a personnel
     
  8. Redav

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    Ok so this isn't following the timeline they said it would
     
  9. BleedinGreen

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    Can’t know until you’ve completely replaced your back 7 with MSU transfers. All sales final.
     
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  10. BleedinGreen

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    ?
     
  11. Duck2013

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    Nice post, Lip.
     
  12. M'ark Pepperonio

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    Harlan Barnett was pretty effective during his pre-Mel Tucker run at MSU.
     
  13. ned's head

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    Congrats to msu for getting out of the worst contract in football. Hopefully someone puts a lock on jimbo's flip phone once he starts evan williamsing
     
  14. Redav

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    They originally said this would be decided in October. It was used as some rationalization for why they acted like they did and weren't only caving to media pressure
     
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  15. MG2

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    They're not out of it yet.
     
  16. MG2

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    Yeah, I don't get the rationale of telling him he's fired for cause before the hearing and ultimate conclusion of the investigation. They waited this long. What's a few more weeks when he's already on unpaid suspension?
     
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  17. ned's head

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    Your lawyers don't let you make this kind of move at this time unless it's locked up imo
     
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  18. BleedinGreen

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    They didn’t know the details of his deposition until the report last Saturday night. Suspended him w/o pay on the Sunday and today wrote him a letter that he was going to be terminated due to what he’s already admitted to and their investigation. The hearing is still going ahead in October. MSU has no formal role in that and Tucker can choose to participate if he wants. Then the appeals and lawsuits start.
     
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  19. $P1

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    They uncovered something else
     
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  20. Redav

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    I'd love to know what has suddenly come to light from a week ago when they first decided to suspend him.
     
  21. CF3234

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    it was a hilariously bad contract the day they signed it. all time bailout that he was dumb and gave them an out.
     
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  24. DetroitNole

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    The termination letter cites tweets by people to show public disrespect on the university.

    This is everyone's time to become witnesses in the lawsuit, get those tweets out there...
     
  25. TC

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    RECRUITS READ THESE BOARDS!!!
     
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  26. IvanTheTerrible

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    ive got a weird feeling that he did something on a state-issued phone.
     
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  27. Bricktop the white

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    I hope they fight it all the way and dont pay him a dime.
     
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  28. IvanTheTerrible

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    Don't tell Zach Smith that. It's a witch hunt!!!
     
  29. DetroitNole

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  30. IvanTheTerrible

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    Jones Day's list of notable clients on their wiki is a who's who of yikes.
     
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  31. IV

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    There are xeets cited in that termination letter
     
  32. IvanTheTerrible

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    Bringing ridicule feels too open ended for a contract.
     
  33. killerwvu

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    BRB seeing if Neal Browns contract has this clause
     
  34. Lip

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    they are one of the biggest law firms in the world
     
  35. IvanTheTerrible

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    Nope nope nope let's not do this.
     
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  36. C Yank

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    mel tucker, confirmed ass guy.
     
  37. IvanTheTerrible

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    That still doesn't make this list good.
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  38. Tug

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    Do you expect a list of people that need lawyers to be good?
     
  39. Rise

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    JD is a conservative bastion in big law.
     
  40. IvanTheTerrible

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    This is why in my original post I said the who's who of yikes. Jones Day are like the dead-eyed sharks even in the legal world.
     
  41. pez

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    Sure when you put it like this it sounds bad

     
  42. IvanTheTerrible

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  43. ned's head

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    Removing the sex pest element of this for a sec - why would an extramarital affair be a breach of contract? They should have just left it with having an inappropriate relationship with a university vendor
     
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  44. Prospector

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    moral clause?
     
  45. steamengine

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    There’s a whole book about it!

    Servants of the Damned: Giant Law Firms, Donald Trump, and the Corruption of Justice https://a.co/d/bLPOSEM
     
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  46. portlandspartan

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    And Trump is still president so they must be pretty good
     
  47. wes tegg

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    You could smoke in Jones Day offices until shockingly recently because they did so much work for tobacco companies. You might still be able to in some of the international offices without laws forbidding it.
     
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  48. Lip

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    they employed Scalia, Megyn Kelly, and Don McGahn, but your statement isn’t really backed up by the data.

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  49. steamengine

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    A lot of their partners were upset over the direction the head guy took things in the mid 2010s w McGahn and the fellas.