individual jones day attorneys donating to absolve thmselves of the work they have to do. Jones Day is *the* biglaw firm for any republican shithead who gets in trouble. unrelated (possibly related?) ive never been impressed with any JD attorneys i've met.
I don’t know why this thread cares about Jones Day. Are we done making fun of the guy who masturbate his way out of a $95m guaranteed contract?
Jerking off on the phone is the saddest way to lose $90m. You're getting yourself off and the other person isn't even there
If there's any good WRs who are looking to get out of the B1G then KU will gladly take them off your hands. Same for DE
retaliation! next we’ll probably hear he joined the military too and this action is being taken because of his service obligations
the rumors out there right now are getting good apparently he was having an affair with the old Women’s bball coach who left her position abruptly also he was allegedly recently banned for life from the Lansing Country Club (before the masturbation stuff broke)
he probably deserves to be fired for being dumb as hell but MSU is absolutely doing this to get out of that contract. If he had Sparty in the top 10 right now, he'd be looking at like a 1 game suspension and have to take a sex addiction class.
I mean sexually harassing a sexual assault survivor / advocate would have given him more than one game. But yes, we are getting out of that contract
I already yelled at Lip for not posting more of these because I havent heard them either. This is the best part/time of a scandal.
Per MGoBlog: Also apparently it was "common knowledge" among MSU insiders he was gambling in Vegas, drinking on the job, banging Suzy Merchant, and not at all involved with game planning. In fact all he did was clap and sweat since he signed on the dotted line.
He and Bryan Harsin should team up. All that guy did was sweat, clap, lift weights, and bang his assistant.