Midnight Mel Masturbates Maliciously

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  1. wes tegg

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    Not necessarily. Plenty of lawyers would take Tucker’s contract claim on a contingency.
     
  2. Tug

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    He’s gonna get fired. It’s just about how much of Ishbia’s money he gets
     
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  3. Lyrtch

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    Feel like saying it's he said she said glosses over she told multiple friends right after it happened and at least one of those took notes. Her story stands up to scrutiny far more than Mel's who literally has no evidence or support for anything he said.
     
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  4. Gallant Knight

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    Don’t think anyone is really arguing that they believe tuckers version of events.
     
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  5. Thoros of Beer

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    Thought you were saying it would cost him millions.
     
  6. Redav

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    Well there was that one guy
     
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  7. nofatchildren

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    Yeah and then he had that friend murdered!
     
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  8. ~ taylor ~

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    Probably not Foley & Lardner.
     
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  9. wes tegg

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    My bad. I was saying it would cost them millions to get the discount.
     
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  10. wes tegg

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    Fair, but his costs will take a lot longer to get to diminishing returns territory than the university’s.
     
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  11. Lip

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    Great use of taxpayer dollars to let this asshole walk with 40-50 milly
     
  12. Lip

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    *drunk
     
  13. wes tegg

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    people should go to prison for that kind of misappropriation of public funds
     
  14. Redav

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    It's criminal that the highest paid government employee in most states is a football coach. What a joke society
     
  15. Prospector

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    When this broke (Sunday?) and he said, yep, we did that. If he had instead said, I thought I had hung up the phone, he'd be in a stronger position?
     
  16. bertwing

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    Try not to pull a Mel and keep the excitement in your pants contained, bud
     
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  17. VaxRule

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    Especially when a number of the things he has said have been proven to be lies.
     
  18. HotMic

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  19. Gallant Knight

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    Lmao what
     
  20. Prospector

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    Well, for people like Jerry Jones, they will cite this on coaching hires. Note, they wouldn't anyway, but still...
     
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  21. MG2

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    Deadspin had a similar headline yesterday. It's ridiculous.
     
  22. MG2

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  23. Redav

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    Mel Tucker blew his MSU career. Should we have separate schools for whites and blacks? - Opinion
     
  24. LuPoor

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    I see you too read the Wall Street Journal opinion page
     
  25. Redav

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    Or the Detroit Free Press
     
  26. Blu Tang Clan

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    Pretty gross framing.
     
  27. Dan Kendra

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    Is there a good reason to ever delete texts? I mean other than to cover up something nefarious.
     
  28. M'ark Pepperonio

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    Sometimes I receive an error message that says "attachment limit reached" from sending so many nude selfies back and forth with my friends, I have to delete messages to be able to send the most recent. Not sure if this is a phone or carrier issue.
     
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  29. poor paul

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    I delete all my texts other than with people I text with regularly. I have like maybe 13-14 or so text threads I keep going and delete everything else.
     
  30. OldazzNinjaman

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  31. ats

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    One of the funnier things about the Zach Smith situation was OSU having an emergency meeting with Urban Meyer to teach him how to get rid of texts over a year old in the settings menu. At least that’s the way I remember their initial reaction to McMurphy’s story.
     
  32. Seavie

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    Like my old high school football coach used to tell us, Tucker should have kept his tallywacker holstered.
     
  33. DetroitNole

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    That's going to be a problem
     
  34. RalfBully

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    Hope it was Tucker
     
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  35. Nole0515

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    [​IMG]
     
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  36. DollarBillHokie

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    I have all of mine auto delete after 30 days. It makes sure my phone runs smoothly.
     
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  38. Prospector

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    Selling shit to pay settlement?
     
  39. Lip

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    why?
     
  40. DetroitNole

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    I don't think msu wants a title 9 violation lawsuit on top of the tucker one if it was a msu staff member who leaked her name during the investigation. Depends on who leaked it
     
  41. Lip

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    yeah - doubt that will be proven
     
  42. drewru

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    Lmao I love this post because it’s basically how every argument with a chud ends. Well done.
     
  43. Tobias

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    lots of spirited and informative discussion that i am unironically enjoying but i truly hope alaskan ark’s latest idiocy doesn’t get lost in the shuffle itt
     
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  44. The Banks

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    Is this an android or something?
     
  45. The Banks

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    The person that received them can still have them so not really.
     
  46. The Banks

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    Rank em
     
  47. Andy Reocho

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    “debate me”
     
  48. buckwild

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  49. CF3234

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    #TuckGoing
     
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  50. Nole0515

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    got any decent LB's and Safeties?