Mike Leach goes on another great rant

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  1. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle

    HaydenFoxScreamingEagle I'll whip the dogshit out of you, Vaughan.
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    Get the supply closets ready
     
  4. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    i wonder if mike knows the stuff he's talking about sounds more like a poorly coached team than millennials ruining everything
     
  5. VoodooChild5

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  6. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    Leach must be a big Terrance Williams fan
     
  7. Iron Mickey

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  8. GeneralPaton

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    This one is fantastic. I think I prefer the one when he talked about breakfast and how the chicken is involved but the pig is committed.
     
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  9. gilstein21

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    met him in Key West when he was living there between Tech and Wazzu jobs. Told my wife it'd be funny if we ran into him since I read an article about him living there at the time. Sure enough, we dropped our bags off and started down Duval St. I glance into a bar open to the sidewalk, "tree bar," and say holy shit there he is. So we sat and talked with him and Joe Glenn for over an hour. It was the most hilarious, random conversation I will ever experience.
     
  10. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle

    HaydenFoxScreamingEagle I'll whip the dogshit out of you, Vaughan.
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    This one is tough to beat.
     
  11. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci How can less be more? It's impossible
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    my favorite line of his was about using coupons when you take a girl out, that way you'll be able to tell if she's snobby
     
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    Wasn't Wazzu supposed to be decent this year? He'll probably get canned if they don't go to a bowl, right?
     
  14. Joe_Pesci

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    i think they will still be decent. losing to an fcs team isnt a very good way to start the year though
     
  15. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Who are they going to hire? I'm betting they can't afford his buyout.
     
  16. Mr. Bean

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    I'm betting he's fine either way. The fact that people are listening to what wazzu's coach has to say is enough for right now. That program was nonexistent in the public sphere when Wolff was running it (into the ground)
     
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  17. Daniel Ocean

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    They just had a LB arrested for robbing a guy of beer.
     
  18. NothingIsOT

    NothingIsOT I got you COACH!
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    that one always brings a smile to my face
     
  19. soulfly

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    Beau Baldwin
     
  20. dallasdawg

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  21. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle

    HaydenFoxScreamingEagle I'll whip the dogshit out of you, Vaughan.
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    "We don't tuck the ball and go straight upfield. No, we do all these stupid moves."

    "We don't like to run and hit, and this is a game for running and hitting."

    <3
     
  22. Tony Ray Bans

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    "You receivers think you get credit for one of Michael Crabtree's plays? You're outta your fucking mind. Michael Crabtree made that play."

    Leach was/is/will always be the fucking man
     
  23. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Love leach the character, and loved him in college when we were beating Nebraska by 60 (gbr) but if you're 0-2 with that schedule, that's a coaching problem.
     
  24. Wu

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    The 60 minutes profile on him was fascinating
     
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  25. Truman

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    Love Leach. I hope he keeps coaching for a while. CFB is better when he's in it. I just would never want him coaching my team
     
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    I want him to do as much color commentary as possible.
     
  27. NothingIsOT

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    Leach as color commentator: if you can get seven on a tackle... you wonder where the other four are?

    :laugh:
     
  28. C Yank

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    Can't wait until next year when ESPN hires him.
     
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  30. Joe_Pesci

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    :roll: leach's shirt
     
  31. soulfly

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    :laugh: sounds like one of the fucking McKenzie brothers from Strange Brew

    eh
     
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  32. Corch

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    Leach is just the best. He's crazy and his teams have a penchant for being terrible but I've heard more than a few elite coaches throughout football reference him as a guy they work with frequently in the offseason including Belichick and Urban.
     
  33. EdmondDantes

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  34. NWestGator

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    Wazzu fan in my fb feed was saying he needed to go after the game -- complete insanity. Wazzu was a fucking forest fire when he got there, the program was completely dead. They won 9 games last year, Leach should get a statue outside the stadium.
     
  35. NWestGator

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    First loss is inexcusable, but they lost to fucking Boise State on the blue turf by 3. I didn't see the game, but on paper, there is no shame in that loss whatsoever.
     
  36. Killy Me Please

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    before he took over they actually had tryouts for 2nd string qb. plus they just won their first bowl game in over a decade. fuck the haters
     
  37. Aaron Nevilles Pet Tick

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    Leach is the man. Love listening to him break it down.
     
  38. Tiffin

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    "Timeouts are like money; you don't want to die with them and give them to your kids."

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  39. Z

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    Love Leach, but he sure seems to always blame the players whenever things are going bad.
     
  40. Bo Pelinis

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  41. Muddy Badger

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    Weatherman Mike Leach is best Mike Leach
     
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  42. animal_mother

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    Loved when he went off on the players "fat little girlfriends"...
     
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  43. JGator1

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    Dating Advice Leach is the best Leach
     
  44. 1 other person

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  45. Beagle

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    In the postgame against Boise he said the team "lacked toughness" but then went on to say that's on him and his staff.
     
  46. BlazingRebel

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  48. HOOSINSC

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    man, i'm so pumped up watching that
     
  49. dallasdawg

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    People itt calling leach a bad coach are fucking stupid
     
  50. LeonardWashington

    LeonardWashington every year gon be our year
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    He's a decent coach but after reading The System he came off as a world class asshole. Probably the reason he's had to coach at places like Lubbock and Pullman. I'm sure Big XII folks were well aware. Has he ever recruited very well? I know he's not coached around hotbeds of talent at all but he seems like a pretty hard guy to play for