Mike Leach goes on another great rant

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  1. fucktx

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    it's like taques took over gfa's account

    maybe they're the same poster

    :bamawarn:
     
  2. Bo Pelinis

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    ou finished 12-2 and Texas finished 12-1 in 2008 but nbd
     
  3. dallasdawg

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    I do :tebow:
     
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  4. GoodForAnother

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    Average
     
  5. GoodForAnother

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    Hey we used to tho
     
  6. Bo Pelinis

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    He's a quirky dickhead with a gimmicky offense so he wouldn't fit most places. Doesn't make him anything but an objectively good coach.
     
  7. GoodForAnother

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    Taques is just a fellow elite football knowledge poster who understands that Mike leach is average to above at best
     
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  8. The Banks

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    No one is saying he's an elite coach. His record certainly doesn't indicate that there's 65 better in the country year in and year out though.
     
  9. GoodForAnother

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    He is a quirky dickhead with a gimmicky offense which is what makes him average

    I'm really sorry if you disagree
     
  10. dallasdawg

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    How would you react if he replaced Snyder?
     
  11. GoodForAnother

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    Poorly
     
  12. GoodForAnother

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    Yeah you're right there
     
  13. Bo Pelinis

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    That would be amazing.
     
  14. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    I mean I'd be fine winning 7 to 9 games a year and consistently finishing in the top half of the conference. That's average, like I said
     
  15. rodmansrage

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    sir, hey, washington state, not washington.


    want nothing to do with that fucktard.
     
  16. Bo Pelinis

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    Some people think st is short for state.
     
  17. HOOSINSC

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    think of how sexy all those passing yards would be in purple tho
     
  18. rodmansrage

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    he interviewed at washington before uw "got" sark. leach interacting with the seattle media would have been a dumpster fire.
     
  19. rodmansrage

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    1) i clearly do not
    2) i see "st" and thing "at"
     
  20. GoodForAnother

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    I didn't realize everyone would get so wound up about it, so I will say shitty is the wrong word choice and he's an average to above coach. He doesn't give a shit about defense and he's incapable of making adjustments and he's a weird dickhead which is why he doesn't get better talent or coach at better schools. That's all part of being a coach and that's why he's average.

    I love you and goodnight
     
  21. Nelson

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    Will always respect the hell out of him. True offensive innovator.

    One of the things that draws me to football is the importance of playcalling and strategy. No other sport is so reliant on coaches. The ones who can create programs from nothing by winning for a few years with less talent, by virtue of strategy, are the great ones.

    This could be more a condemnation of Nebraska at the time, but this dude commonly made it look like two teams playing different sports. Ahead of his time, and unapologetic when criticized for it.
     
  22. Daniel Ocean

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    Big if true
     
  23. Taques

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    still don't care for leach but i would literally take anybody over kliff kingsbury including: leach, tuberville, or shit even nobody at all

    leach may have popularized the trash ass air raid but now we have the pleasure of king fuccboi extraordinaire running a hyper-distilled form of the dougie-equivalent-of-a-football-scheme destroying texas tech university with every beyonce is bae t-shirt and every mid-practice juju on that beat competition that emanates from his office which is just a trash can full of alphabets cereal that is special ordered to only have Ls in it

    i hope i die in my sleep
     
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  24. 20/20/20/20

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    He had one season in 10 at Tech with a losing record in conference (his first season). They have had six consecutive losing records in the conference in the six years since he was let go. He had had winning records in conference the last 9 seasons he was there.
     
  25. fucktx

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    If I were a Texas fan, I would welcome him with open arms compared to the product Charlie Strong puts on the field each week
     
  26. Nelson

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    Good thing you love UW!
     
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  27. GoodForAnother

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    Bo Pelini never had a losing conference record

    :bamawarn:
     
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  28. fucktx

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    Go Huskies!
     
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  29. GoodForAnother

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    Hell he never even finished at .500

    Bo Pelini: much better than Mike Leach
     
  30. Nelson

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    NU much easier program to win at
     
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  31. GoodForAnother

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    Sure, back when they allowed partial qualifiers HE SHOOTS HE SCORES
     
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  32. GoodForAnother

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    Btw guys I like mike leach I hope that helps
     
  33. Truman

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    This is some solid dbl'n
     
  34. Taques

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    i bet kliff sent gary patterson a text message this morning with some shit in it like "your swagger is not nice brap brap brrrrrr"
     
  35. Nelson

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    probs was posting from bed
     
  36. fucktx

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    lol like patterson has a smart phone

    you know he has a razr still
     
  37. Nelson

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    Worn on a belt holster
     
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  38. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    it could be worse

    you could have jimbo fisher and trashcan rick trickett
     
  39. fucktx

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    Charlie Strong is paid 5 million US dollars

    It couldn't be worse

    For Texas fans that is
     
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  40. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    Charlie strong will get fired and you will give Tom Herman 6 years 55 million and win 2 titles in that timespan


    Fsu has missed out on atleast 3 titles because of rick trickett
     
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  42. steamengine

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    Bo Pelinis ability to produce consistently awful sports opinions is amazing!
     
  43. 20/20/20/20

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    At least!
     
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  44. Bo Pelinis

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    I have amazing opinions. The best opinions.
     
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  45. Frank Martin

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    He's the type of coach that would eventually be really successful at a top job. But those fanbases would never give him the time he needed to be successful.
     
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  46. eHo

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    I have been waiting for this exact post for a long time. What the fuck am I supposed to do with my entire life now?
     
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  47. Frank Martin

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    You're #1 in total offense. I would take kliff as my OC in a heart beat.
     
  48. Frank Martin

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    You're #1 in total offense. I would take kliff as my OC in a heart beat.