Mike Tyson Punch for $1M?

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by TrustyPatches, Mar 29, 2021.

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Would you

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  1. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches They watch like Movado so I floss like a model
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    Would you let prime Tyson punch you in the face. Eyes closed, him wearing reg gloves and giving it to you full force in the face.

    Id personally rather work a truck stop glory hole till I puked cum like I just chugged a gallon of milk than go through this punch

    sorry for 1 million dollars
     
    #1 TrustyPatches, Mar 29, 2021
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  2. bigpig

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    I kicked his ass on Punch-Out!!

    Had to lose like 50 times before I did it, but I did it.
     
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  3. Line 4 Guy

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    Nothing in return? Fuck no. Id like to hear more about this glory hole deal though.
     
  4. undrtow

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  5. Truman

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    There’s a decent chance it would kill a lot of people who aren’t trained in boxing and have the proper experience and neck muscles to take that punch
     
  6. dblplay1212

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    For fun? No.

    For a million? Sure.
     
  7. DeToxRox

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    For Moderna, Pfizer or J&J? Sure.

    For AZ? Ehhh
     
  8. BrickTamland

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    This board is increasingly willing to take just about anything straight to the face.
     
  9. bro

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    why would I willingly be punched in the face by anyone? let alone Mike Tyson? Confused by the stupidity of this question
     
  10. Aurelius

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    if you had to choose between being the top scientist in your field or getting mad cow disease, what would it be?
     
  11. Joey Freshwater

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    I get nothing for it other than a fractured skull and broken jaw? Nah, I’ll pass.
     
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  12. TC

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    I'm gonna choose option 2 given this hypothetical
     
  13. TrustyPatches

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    Sorry that was done in a hurry. For a milly
     
  14. GBG_24

    GBG_24 Y'all ready to smash some fruit?!?
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    I think Trusty Patches just wanted to tell us about his glory hole fantasy
     
  15. Super Vegeta

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    I’m confused by the question. It doesn’t seem like there’s any incentive to say yes to the punch unless you just want the sweet release of death.

    While that is enough for me to say yes, others may not be as inclined.
     
  16. TC

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  17. Handcuffed

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    i'd rather suck a dick
     
  18. TC

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    The question "would you rather get punched by Mike Tyson or suck a dick" is basically asking would you go out with Mike Tyson
     
  19. Corch

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    There isn't any assurance I don't die or have permanent brain damage, so it's still a no for me
     
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  20. Super Vegeta

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    Make it a million and someone paying for all the reconstructive surgery needed for my face and we can do it.
     
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  21. $P1

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    Fixed thread title for OP
     
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  22. DUCKMOUTH

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    Maybe with head gear. Could I suck a cock for a million instead?
     
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  23. TC

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    Absolutely bro. We can do this the easy way or the hard way
     
  24. BayouMafia

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    no but actually using the phrase "for a milly" is a punchable offense
     
  25. DUCKMOUTH

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    Just based on the options recently polled I would rather take the load to the face than a Tyson punch
     
  26. TrustyPatches

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    Practice for whiteboy summer
     
  27. WC

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    How many 10 year olds would it take to bring down prime Tyson? We talking 200? 400?
     
  28. Redav

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    Would you take $1m to possibly get brain damage? Prob not
     
  29. Odin

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    the better question is would your price for getting punched by mike tyson be lower or higher than your price to suck a dick
     
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  30. Taffy

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    Higher, and considerably.
     
  31. Jake Scott

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    prime Mike Tyson punching you with your eyes closed probably kills you
     
  32. Jake Barnes

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    In the absolute best case scenario, I would have the majority of my facial bones broken, so nah.
     
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  33. Joey Freshwater

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    How much does facial reconstructive surgery run?
     
  34. zeberdee

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    if he's wearing gloves this seems unlikely.

    even with your eyes closed, if you can be chin down, jaw clenched, mouthpiece in? I feel like you're gonna be sore for a few days but avoid any permanent damage.
     
  35. bigpig

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    About a million
     
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  36. zeberdee

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    the dicks definitely would allow for more repeat performances, but if we're talking a one-time only situation, I may roll the dice with the punch.

    I'm assuming I can protect myself a little bit. if I have to tilt my head back and present my chin for him to uppercut, I'll pass because that's probably a death sentence.
     
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  37. bigpig

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    Are we talking current era Mike or prime Mike?

    Prime Mike would probably bunch your head off its spine, like a Mortal Kombat fatality.
     
  38. Daniel Ocean

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  39. Bruce Bowen

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  40. HoosDaMan

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    If your teeth got knocked out, you could up your price on dick sucking. Just sayin.
     
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  41. CF3234

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    Risk permanent brain damage while completely untrained for a million? Nah.
     
  42. Nizz

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  43. fuxstockings

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    This one is a no for me.
     
  44. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    yes and now with all my teeth being knocked out my $1mil blow jobs are gonna be worth even more
     
  45. Beachy Toast

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    bertwing
     
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  46. oknole

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    I think people here are underestimating getting punched by prime Tyson with your damn eyes closed. You could very well end up dead.
     
  47. BuckeyeRiot

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    Eyes closed, fuck no. If I can react and at least brace for impact maybe.
     
  48. ndpat3130

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    Can’t enjoy $1 mm if I’m dead so no.
     
  49. Daniel Ocean

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    Only person I can see doing this is Eric The Viking being a stunt man probably gives him the knowledge on how to take the punch. Also he is big enough to not get killed.
     
  50. kinghill

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    You talkin about sucking a D or getting punched by Tyson?
     
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