Millennials: Natural born killers

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  1. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    Can't think of a better one, so yeah, probably
     
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  2. George Costanza

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  3. Xander Crews

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    Worst generation is definitely the Baby Boomers, and it's not close.
     
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  4. ~ taylor ~

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    Greatest generation of shitheads, I'd say.
     
  5. brolift

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    Story Time:
    Last night I went to taco Tuesday at a trendy eatery for some tacos. They were lit af fyi.
    Parked on the street.
    You know, a public street in a neighborhood.
    As I'm getting out of my car this 20 something gentleman hollers to me and my date that this public street has a permit requirement we and might want to move the car because his middle aged neighbor WILL call the cops and have my car towed.
    I said oh shit waddup thanks and promptly moved to another block away.

    Who's the greatest generation now?
     
  6. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    Wow that's great teamwork by a couple great millenials against the fascist boomer busybody. Inspiring
     
  7. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    hopefully you got to eat two types of tacos last night nahmean fam
     
  8. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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  9. brolift

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    I had 10 different tacos at taco nite srs
     
  10. EMAW FC

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    been trying to figure out how baby boomers are so salty at millennials when they were the ones that raised us.

    i guess baby boomers were terrible parents
     
  11. citrodong

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    How bad do they have to fuck everything up before people realize this?
     
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  12. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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  13. dome foam

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    buddy told me a story recently:
    shithead 27 year old law school graduate (henceforth known as "millenial") has internship at a large tax resolution group. my buddy is a partner there.
    millenial fails the bar exam. company agrees to keep him on as an intern until he takes bar again and passes.
    6 months later, millenial passes bar.
    company offers him entry level job (like $60k per year). millenial accepts.
    2 months after accepting position, he demands raise. for some reason, company agrees.
    no lie, this fucker asks for a raise every month. the last time, after the 5th request in as money months, the company fired him.
    ironically, after i was told of this story...i received an unsolicited email of his resume in my inbox.
     
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  14. brolift

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    When you realize your kids are better at life than you
     
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  16. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    I don't want to include anyone born after 95 in our generation. If we make that the limit its an easy yes.
     
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  17. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Plot twist: that shithead's name? JamalThomas.
     
  18. bigred77

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    Its because all millennials do is live off the money their baby boomer parents worked hard to earn
     
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  19. ~ taylor ~

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    Baby boomers are shitheads and they've raised shitheads. You're all shitheads.
     
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  20. TheChatch

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    Gen X Master Race.
     
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  22. OHW

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    Gen X would suck so hard. No one even remembers you exist or cares enough to have an opinion. Congrats on giving the world political correctness though.
     
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  23. brolift

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    Frigg off dad

    Good luck fixing your computer when that windows 10 update hits
     
  24. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    They aren't, but they'll try to convine you otherwise in less than 140 characters.
     
  25. Bo Pelinis

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    And music like Ace of Base. Good job fuckos
     
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  26. Jake Barnes

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    Whichever one is responsible for the microbrewery/gentrification revolution gets my vote.
     
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  27. TheChatch

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    Official generation rankings

    GI Generation
    Silent Generation
    Gen X
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    Boomers
    Millennials

    HTH
     
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  28. TheChatch

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    X
     
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  29. ~ taylor ~

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    The Kardashians, brought to you by Millenials!
     
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  30. TheChatch

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    That was the boomers, friendo.
     
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  31. bigred77

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    If there wasnt a Generation X, we would have never had these guys

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    you are welcome
     
  32. Corch

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    Housing bubble and recession sponsored by gen x!
     
  33. TheChatch

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    We also gave you the advent of Hip Hop, Radiohead, Pearl Jam, and Guns N Roses, so you're fucking welcome. :smug:
     
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  34. Bo Pelinis

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    Yeah well millennials gave you the stanky leg. You're welcome.
     
  35. CraigAnne Conway

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    I'm so glad someone made this thread.


    Millennials are a fucking joke, and it's really not debatable.
     
  36. Bo Pelinis

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    Generation X more like responsible for everyone dressing like lesbians in the 90s
     
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  37. Open Carry

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    Maybe that's because the boomers won't retire to free up space in the workforce and also had the idea that everyone should go to college so now a bachelors degree is only worth slightly more than a high school diploma while also encouraging their children to pursue degrees that interest them as opposed to something they can get a job in.
     
  38. CraigAnne Conway

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    pretty accurate
     
  39. Bo Pelinis

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    More like generation homoseX got em
     
  40. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Should have told him to tell the neighbor to go fuck himself and you'll fight him for reals and totally made her wanna bang you. #alpha #redpillmove
     
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  41. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    That's pretty fuckin' ballin' if you ask me. Fuck 'em, pay me.
     
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  42. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    surprised you didn't post this via instagram with a faggy filter, fucking millennials
     
  43. JamalThomas

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    I couldn't reach that level of douche in my dreams.
     
  44. Corch

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    Hey man, chill out and get back to ruining the future
     
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  45. Bo Pelinis

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    Instagram is a site for pictures not messages old man
     
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  46. brolift

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    I was hungry and wanted to get into the restaurant fam
     
  47. skiedfrillet

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    hello yes i was born in 86 what am i
     
  48. brolift

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    A faggot
     
  49. Bo Pelinis

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    Mid/early 80s is def not X and isn't really millenials imo. I have nothing in common and entirely different childhood experiences due to increasing technology than say a 20 year old.
     
  50. dawgonit

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    if I am one then yes, if not then no.

    thanks
     
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