Millennials: Natural born killers

"Millennials turning away from cruises"

You're goddamn right.

 

Some of these are absolutely true and some of them are completely nonsensical.

Killing the napkin industry??
Gyms?
Sex?
Crowdfunding?? Didn't we basically start that shit?

 

I feel like we probably have more sex due to changing attitudes and stuff like Tinder but who knows.

 

What pointless sterile experiences

 

Oh come on, now these writers are just reaching

 

we all about the ass now

 

Because it's fucking free on the internet you stupid fucks

 

dunno bout you but i'm a big-boob guy

 

This is true.

 

it is ass eatin' szn

 

Is that playboys site or any site?

 

http://m.chron.com/business/article/Millennials-are-killing-a-1-billion-diet-staple-11945604.php

 

Make better food then

 

When you have a smorgasbord of porn categories, that doesn't necessarily mean you stop liking breasts.

 

Didn't you know that if you search anal it only show women who've had a mastectomy. Get those disgusting breasts off my screen.

 

I mean, who the fuck buys napkins??

Give me "Pick-a-Size" Paper Towel roll.

Also, 9 times out of 10 I can just eat dinner with a knife and fork. Don't need ur fucking napkin

 

"Millenials work with in free market and are blamed for consumer decisions."

Can Boomers just get fucked already? You fucks want to push free market everything then bitch cry and moan when we reject all the commercialized shot you've ingested your entire life.

Fuck off

 

Fuck napkins. Only time I use napkins is at a restaurant and when I grab extras from a restaurant to put them in my car.

 

my god you are just the worst

 

Thanks

 

Millennials finally taking down big napkin

 

Hopefully we go after the plastic utensil cartel next.

 

I hate the select a size paper towels

 

I use those in the office

 

i grab handfuls of napkins in gas stations and fast food chains. i haven't paid for napkins or paper towels in years

 

Are you a nazi?

 

You should see how many packets of grape jelly I have

 

Doesn't compare to my taco bell sauce collection.

 

Hardee's has strawberry jelly if you ask for it.

 

I didn't know that "grabbing excess napkins from fast food places to keep a car supply" was a thing until I met my fiancee. It's changed my life.

 

and it's nothing for me to walk into McDonald's with a half empty ketchup bottle and fill it up from the dispenser.

 

Do you have a #lifehack newsletter I can subscribe to

 

9 times out of 10 I want the normal sized sheet (two sheets of "select a size") but the damn thing will tear early and give me the single sheet or just end up with stupid floppy perforation in my desired size paper towel. On the rare occasion that I might want a smaller sized paper towel, I am fine with having the extra material. Too much >>> too little.

 

Can't find it now but one time I read a blog with a bunch of #lifehack tips for being cheap and one of them was let off your accelerator and coast down all hills. Said it pisses off other drivers but you totally save a few cents

 

i have a private snapchat actually, i call it Trifehacks, #trifehacks.

 

Are you messy?

90% of the time I'm good with the half towel

 

check your paper towel priveledge bro

 

I don't think I am particularly messy, but if I spill something, I like to get it all cleaned up

 

Guys remember we have some female posters; don't run them off

 

Millenials aren't wasteful...because we are drowning in college debt.

 

Stop it.

 

I ain't watching a fucking Ted talk on how to use paper towels

 

Continue being wasteful then, chucklehead.

 

Continue needing to watch a video to learn how to wipe shit up.

 

It's about conservation, dipshit.

 

Listen, if you feel a need to fine tune your mess cleaning up procedures, have at it. I am just going to continue trying to not make messes and then cleaning them up as effectively as I have throughout my life when I do.