Millennials: Natural born killers

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  1. devine

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    Oh wow
     
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  2. GoodForAnother

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    I stay in hotels for 2-3 weeks at a time so I unpack. I unpack if it’s more than one night tbh. Makes me feel more settled
     
  3. brolift

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  4. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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  5. Boo MFer!

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    These 20- and 30-somethings decided to uphold the sanctity of marriage. You won’t believe what happened next.
     
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  6. TC

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    I agree. This is about like dump rushing to post a "Post ITT If You're Undefeated" thread after A&M starts 1-0
     
  7. buy_dont_lease

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  8. theregionsitter

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    They have stable financial futures?
     
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  9. Arrec Bardwin

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    Yeah, it’s just that we can’t afford divorce.
     
  10. Bruce Wayne

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    I work with a guy that’s been “divorced” from his wife for like 4 years now. They each have separate lives and are in new relationships and everything. They just can’t afford to get legally divorced
     
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  11. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    what ?
    abortion and divorce bacame popular at the same time .
    a lot of people now-a-days are just living with each other because they cant afford to be married either ? ( common-law) .
    ?
    next they will be living in a commune like I did with me and ten girls ?
    travelling jobs are not condusive of good marriage or good parenting .
     
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  12. billdozer

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  13. dump

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    but wait we love cheese

    just not shitty cheese
     
  14. IvanTheTerrible

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    Are we really going to call nacho cheese "real cheese"?
     
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  15. Bruce Wayne

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    Sounds like we should be thanked for that
     
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  16. hood b. goode

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    But wait

    There's more:warn:

     
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  17. DuckKin

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    #1818 DuckKin, Oct 10, 2018
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  18. Bruce Wayne

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  19. miles

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    Thanksgiving side dishes > Turkey don't @ me
     
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  20. Boo MFer!

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  21. skiedfrillet

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    That picture kills me
     
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  22. Hatfield

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    Grandpa - “Dammit Ayden, I told you to get a real turkey not this micro-turkey bullshit”

    Ayden - “But....but at least it’s local”
     
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  23. Artoo

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    Millennials jump starting the Thanksgiving Cornish hen industry though. So it's not all bad.
     
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  24. IvanTheTerrible

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    I have a five-hour limit when it comes family gatherings like Thanksgiving.
     
  25. DrunkJester

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  26. TC

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    I'm shocked that things change as time moves forward
     
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  27. George Costanza

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  28. TC

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  29. TC

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    If you're going to get offended by Monopoly, shouldn't it be at the underlying presumption that it's desirable to collect all resources for yourself and reduce everyone else to ruin?
     
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  30. Arkadin

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    The fact that they stole the game from some little old lady is the worst part of Monopoly tbh
     
  31. Lyrtch

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    thats the point of the game

    that monopolies are inevitable without regulation and bad
     
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  32. Shawn Hunter

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    The fuck kind of experience is visiting a friend's couch? Is this game designed for homeless people?
     
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  33. DuffandMuff

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    I visit my friends’ couches. Only the ones that live in cool cities, however.
     
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  35. JGator1

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    Are millenials killing Nascar?



     
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  36. Bo Pelinis

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    Millennials kill:

    Fake Christmas Trees
    Nascar
    Harley-Davidson
    Applebees

    Thread Title: Millennials Kill White Trashiness
     
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  37. HOOSINSC

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    maybe they shouldn't have allowed the most boring driver of all Jimmie Johnson to dominate the sport for a decade and half.
     
  38. texasraider

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    Are fake Christmas trees white trash?

    I thought they were good for the environment too
     
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  39. Lyrtch

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    millenials have gone from antagonist to protagonist over the last few years
     
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  40. Name P. Redacted

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    Funny how that works as the generation crawls into positions of capital.
     
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  42. Lyrtch

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    holy shit no way
     
  43. WhiskeyDelta

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    2008 called and left a message for student loans sayng “no shit.”
     
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  45. TLAU

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    I bet millennial sales of the Harley’s Street/Softtail/Sportster series have changed that one. See a lot of them these days
     
  46. WhiskeyDelta

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    I don’t know why motorcycles aren’t bigger with millennials. They cost a 3rd of what a car does, insurance is much cheaper, and they get amazing gas mileage. I mean, not a 30k Harley or Indian but a Rebel or Nighthawk would make a lot of sense for a city/suburb commuter. I take my Triumph to work almost every day and put about $7 of gas in it a week if I don’t go out pleasure riding. Between saddle bags and a backpack I can do most of my shopping on it too.
     
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  47. bro

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    I see smaller motorcycles and scooters all over Denver.

    but I want my vehicle to be able to carry my cargo on trips from the grocery store and hikes. So a motorcycle would be a secondary vehicle
     
  48. TLAU

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    Same with Austin there’s lot of the models I mentioned here. All younger people driving them and another advantage not mentioned is easy parking in big cities