Millennials: Natural born killers

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  1. 42yard

    42yard Ah yes, my documentary.
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    FIFY
     
  2. THEBLUERAIDER

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    I mean, look who we’re talking about.
     
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  3. Butthead

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    Immature texts from like 2005 might be even better, before phones had locks. You had to watch your phone at all times or your high school crush's number might get changed to your friend's but it still comes up as her name. You can imagine the shenanigans after that
     
  4. wes tegg

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    I just had beers with a buddy from law school, and he reminded me of us sending prank faxes from his SBA office to Newk’s.
     
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  5. Lip

    Lip Maybe fuck yourself
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    tell us more
     
  6. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Is this tmb beef?
     
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  7. THEBLUERAIDER

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    lol, nah, you just have shitty posts a lot.
     
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  8. TC

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    Always great to meet a fan
     
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  9. Lip

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    can you share some of your greatest hits?

    i’m not familiar with your work before this
     
  10. IV

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    im 36 you ass
     
  11. admiralawesome1

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    Just chiming in to say phone calls are usually a waste of time and downright rude at this point in time. You shouldn’t get to monopolize my time with your bullshit problem because you can’t wait for an email response.
    I need everything in writing for my job, so I’m going to tell you to send me an email anyway
     
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  12. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    ^ doesn’t have a sexy phone voice
     
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  13. Name P. Redacted

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    Probably gets a panic attack every time the phone rings
     
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  14. IV

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    just an architect or engineer
     
  15. admiralawesome1

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    Claims and insurance manager for an international trade and logistics company. Not scared of calls, I just only get them from old people that don’t read emails and “like the personal touch”
     
  16. Name P. Redacted

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    Do you listen to any logistics podcasts
     
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  17. HOOSINSC

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    not everyone makes phone calls to discuss insurance. choosing anything else would be a healthy start
     
  18. The Blackfish

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    That’s just like, your anecdotal experience, man
     
  19. Clown Baby

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    There’s no amount of money or sex that would make me voluntarily go see Fun.
     
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  20. Keef

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    I’d rather have a 3 minute phone call than a 30 minute text back and forth
    :old:
     
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  21. ashy larry

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    gen alpha might have crippling phone call anxiety but the children love to FaceTime

    just one man’s experience
     
  22. DuffandMuff

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    Answered a FaceTime from my sister about 7 years ago while I was hungover in bed. Had a chick next to me. My sister was at lunch with my entire extended family.

    Been against FaceTime ever since.
     
  23. Nostradumass

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    I'd rather have one long text that tells me everything you need to say, which I will then respond with everything I need to say, rather than getting a text, followed by another text, followed by another text that just corrects a spelling error in the previous text, followed by another text... becuase some people don't know how write multiple sentences inside one single text message.
     
  24. steamengine

    steamengine What decision? You got into Duke.
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    I didn’t know, okay??
     
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  25. Clown Baby

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    You’re lying. I know for a fact that you have “we can burn brighter than the sun” tattooed on your rib cage
     
  26. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I went with "la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la lalalalala"
     
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  27. Lip

    Lip Maybe fuck yourself
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    was she clothed?

    (I’m asking about both the chick and your sister)
     
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  28. Lip

    Lip Maybe fuck yourself
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    nobody else wants to read paragraph long text messages

    that’s what email is for
     
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  29. DuffandMuff

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    No and yes
     
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  30. Nostradumass

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    One long text, broken up in different lines is the same as five texts in a row, only without the constant buzz/ding over and over x5
     
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  31. Truman

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    All American Rejects have been doing pop up shows all over the Mid West. House parties in Chicago and Mizzou. Bowling alley in Minneapolis, barn in iowa. Pretty damn cool.





     
  32. Truman

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    Also someone stuff this zoomer in a locker

     
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  33. bro

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    Congrats on paying for a checkmark dork. Glad you got all the engagement you paid Elon for.
     
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  34. Mix

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    Saw the rejects last year. They blew it away.
     
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  35. IV

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    That fucking rules, the thing about not trying to sell you financed tickets with 25 dollar parking is gospel stuff
     
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  36. —

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    Stop scorekeeping other generations. All of them but millennials are terrible.

    There was a minute when I thought GenZ was going to be great. Then they all became adults and were worse than their Gen X parents
     
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  37. bruce bowen

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    Gen Z women might be able to save us if their voting rights aren’t revoked. When Gen Z men get into power ballots are going to look like a Dennys menu with candidates pictures because a large portion will be barely litterate.
     
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  38. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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    Zoomers trying to steal angst rock is a line I will not tolerate being crossed. Good Charlotte is my burden to bear!
     
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  39. Clown Baby

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    I think it’s the other way around and arenas ditched All American Rejects so they wound up playing fraternity houses. Still cool though.
     
  40. The Blackfish

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  41. wes tegg

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    Zoomer women suck, too.
     
  42. Bo Pelinis

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    We are the best and everyone else is the worst is what I'm gathering here which is no surprise
     
  43. Lyrtch

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    If my wife wasn't working we might have gone to that bowling alley show. I saw the teaser way early
     
  44. bruce bowen

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    ?
    Everything I've seen had young women voting Harris at almost the same split young men voted Trump
     
  45. bruce bowen

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    Also, young women are more and more outpacing men in going to college, finishing college, etc. So the voting trends aren't surprising.
     
  46. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    You'll see a massive swing of zoomers next cycle
     
  47. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I gave him a like for the Denny’s picture menu thing
     
  48. bruce bowen

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    Are we not talking politically, I'm confused?
     
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  49. Snakes

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    i work with exactly one Gen Z person and he is a fucking moron. i will choose to judge every human alive in their 20s harshly because of his stupidity.
     
  50. IV

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    why do you say that?