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  1. zeberdee

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  2. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    BTW, Oklahoma has it right...
    Ukulele / Glockenspiel ad music is some of the best ad music.
    Ukulele / Glockenspiel / "Man whistling cheerfully" ad music is the ripe tits.
     
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  3. Sterling A

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    Ya man totally
     
  4. beist

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    For real tho is a goat a horse or a dog
     
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  5. Sterling A

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  6. Weedlord420

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    there are 3 times as many Chinese as Americans on earth
     
  7. steamengine

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  8. steamengine

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    I'm surprised there's so much variance. I thought booze was the one thing we all agreed on.
     
  9. Open Carry

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    The Italians up here love their alcohol.
     
  10. OHW

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    Is there anything the South can't lose at?
     
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  11. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

    South wins when it comes to losing domestic land wars.
     
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  12. WhiskeyDelta

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    BCS era championships
     
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  13. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Christians and Mormons don't pound alcohol like the rest of you heathens do. There are still some dry counties in the southeast and only recently have a lot of places started to allow people to purchase alcohol on Sundays. The Lord doesn't approve of such activities on his day.

    Apparently he's cool with abusing pills whenevs tho.
     
  14. pockets

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    *Protestants. Gulf Coast Catholics are all alcoholics.
     
  15. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    We Irish Catholics from the northeast also rarely touch the stuff.
     
  16. Room 15

    Room 15 Mi equipo esta Los Tigres
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    Nah the only difference is catholics aren't scared to talk about their drinking in public
     
  17. Icculus is a Bammer

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    From my high level perspective (extremely scientific) looks as though lower temperatures could be a significant factor that leads to higher alcohol consumption
     
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  18. Yanks711

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    Bible Belt doesn't drink all that much, think bat shit crazy evangelical preacher + dry counties. Catholics in the midwest obviously up that for those states, which you can kind of see on the map.
     
  19. Doc Louis

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    Yeah but they're not all the same brand... It's like saying there's more hamburger joints than panda express and canton wok's combined
     
  20. triceratops

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    Where Duck Dynasty is popular. Purple most popular.

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    Where "Modern Family" is popular. Purple most popular.

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  21. Bo Pelinis

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    Winter is for drinking and fucking because that's about all you can do when it's cold and dark all the time.
     
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  22. DelapThrows

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    That one county in Oregon loves them some Duck Dynasty
     
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  23. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    It's their only chance to see one
     
  24. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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  25. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Wisconsin is all German and Irish. Of course they are going to drink a lot.
     
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  26. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    No one in West Virginia drinks because they're all doing meth instead.
     
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  27. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    i'm dying reading these
     
  28. duc15

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    There are like 300 people in that county
     
  29. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    And 2 last names.
     
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  30. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    im proud that lubbock is below average in duck dynasty viewership and above average modern family viewership for texas
     
  31. triceratops

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    “The Voice,” a singing competition, is most popular in North Dakota and least popular in New York. It was behind only “Duck Dynasty” and “Fast N’ Loud” in its correlation with Trump voters.


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  32. triceratops

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    “The Big Bang Theory” is a comedy that follows the life of four socially awkward but brilliant young scientists at Caltech in Pasadena, Calif. The show is most popular in central Iowa — particularly Ames, home to Iowa State University — and University Park, Pa., the home of Penn State.


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  33. triceratops

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    “NCIS” is a police procedural on CBS about a team of special agents from the Naval Criminal Investigative Service. Similar to “Criminal Minds,” another police procedural, it is most popular in rural areas.

    A Forbes article about Jared Kushner, Mr. Trump’s son-in-law, said that the Trump campaign may have specifically targeted “NCIS” viewers. It said data analysis “drove the scaled-back TV ad spending by identifying shows popular with specific voter blocs in specific regions — say, ‘NCIS’ for anti-Obamacare voters or ‘The Walking Dead’ for people worried about immigration.”


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  34. Bo Pelinis

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    The Walking Dead most popular in Appalachia

    :shocker:
     
  35. og

    og ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    This is more embarrassing than the kiddie rape scandal
     
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  36. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Are those gray counties (or states) unreported? I'm color blind but that color doesn't seem to match up on the key to me

    I have a better didea. How about people in your county stop breeding and rearing so many criminals and address the reasons why so many of your constituents have adopted such massive use of hard drugs like meth, cocaine and heroine? Those aren't gateway drugs and aren't ones a person would generally start abusing on a whim because they are bored.
     
  37. Wicket

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    actually coke kinda is
     
  38. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Coke is considered a gateway drug now?
     
  39. Wicket

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    no but it is a drug people start using because their bored. It isnt a desperation drug like heroine, meth and ironically crack cocaine
     
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  40. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    I need to do more research on cocaine then.
     
  41. Wicket

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    well could be my mistake. I still consider coke the wallstreet/frat guy/rock star/fashion model drug
     
  42. Internet2

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  43. Nostradumass

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  44. Barves2125

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    Nothing in this thread has ever given me the pride in Alabama that this map has. Thank you, fellow Alabamians. Thank you!
     
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  45. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    EDIT: Double post but I don't care. We don't watch The Big Bang Theory!!! Hooray for us finally!
     
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  46. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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  47. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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