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  1. TC

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    That's New Mexico! Ahahahaha!
     
  2. Tony Ray Bans

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    Jesus how embarrassing lol. Clearly moving slow this morning
     
  3. TC

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    Getting wrecked in a map thread!
     
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  4. Tony Ray Bans

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    i thought this would be a safe space! :ohdear:
     
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  5. Dildo Dawgins

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    West Tennessee is basically an extension of the delta - very little forests with lots of fields/farm land. Also why a majority of Africa Americans in TN live in Memphis and Western TN.
     
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    Somalia in Wisconsin?
     
  7. TC

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    There's a lot of Somalian folks up that way in Michigan etc. Ask Bill the Butcher
     
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    I appreciate the hospitality but I'm good. It really is startling though to someone like me who was born and raised here. When I go to the southeast, I don't want to say I feel claustrophobic but after a while I do feel a bit anxious when I can never see the horizon.
     
  9. beist

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    That’s Minnesota. I would know since I was assigned them in my 5th grade state report.

    Their state muffin is blueberry.
     
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  10. War Grundle

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    Well, that's embarrassing.
     
  11. dathalfnukkahd

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    I was in Minnesota for a weekend a month ago and every uber driver I got was Somalian
     
  12. w2b

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    is the 5th grade state report a nationwide phenomenon?

    we did this too in Georgia and mine was Illinois.
     
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    I crushed the Minnesota report. My parents just got a Gateway 2000 with Microsoft Encarta 95 and I paraphrased the fuck out of the Minnesota page. This was back when even a 5th grader could get away with that. Printed that out, with pictures in color, bound it. Total domination.
     
  14. Duck70

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  15. shawnoc

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    There’s a Little Mogadishu neighborhood in MSP - the Somali capital of the US.
     
  16. TC

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    That's why you don't vote Democrat! Nfm!
     
  17. shawnoc

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    But I like Somali food.
     
  18. TC

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    Invite them over to eat at your house then! Nfm!
     
  19. shawnoc

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    It would be really rude to invite them over and tell them they have to cook.
     
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  20. AlternativeFactsRule

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  21. TC

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    Hey Google. Star Wars Anal
     
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    “General Cleavous”
     
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    There's a lot of things I'm cool with mixing. Star Wars and beating off isn't one of them.
     
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    "It says here she didn't consent to that."
    "Luuuuukeeee....use the forceeeeee....."
     
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  26. Prospector

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  27. AlternativeFactsRule

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    I wore a periodic table shirt to an AP chemistry exam in high school. Radioactive elements glowed in the dark. Teacher made me turn it inside out :-(
     
  31. TC

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    Glad we can beat Ohio in something.
     
  33. TC

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    How come Oregon's more like Montana and Wyoming than Washington
     
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  35. Duck70

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    Not showing up
     
  36. TC

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    Rehosted
     
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  37. w2b

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    SEC SEC SEC
     
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    :smug:
     
  39. Goose

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    Top 40 baby!
     
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  40. TC

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    FL > GA / NC

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  41. Duck70

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    Demographics.

    Oregon, up until basically the 1990's, was a traditionally blue collar state. The logging and mill industry dried up around that time and has left the rural part of the state hurting pretty bad. We also had terrible Republican leadership for decades that royally screwed up our tax system, especially hurting public education funding.

    There are many reasons, but all probably stem from Oregon historically being an underdeveloped state with a smaller, more rural population. That has started to change the past few decades though with the growth of the more metro areas in the Willamette Valley and Portland.
     
  42. Han Solo

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    Our education system SUCKS
     
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  43. Prospector

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    pppffftttt get on our level
     
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  44. Nandor the Relentless

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    My home state ranked #7. Suck on our Virginia dicks 43 other states :smug:
     
  45. Dildo Dawgins

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    Also wondering why Maine is so low. I know it's one of the most rural states but no way it's worse than TN.
     
  46. Weedlord420

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    What economic opportunity is there in Maine off the top of your head?
     
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    Commercial fishing :idk:
     
  48. WhiskeyDelta

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    Horror story writing.
     
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  49. Prospector

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    Logging and hunting too
     
  50. Nandor the Relentless

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    Probably something in the syrup industry